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Marcus beaut we know you read here, get yourself over to the jay slater thread, it’s wild there
Please let him scrap Paris and go to Tenerife instead 
he could roll down those ravines instead of the A30
he could roll down those ravines instead of the A30
Jesus he’d be off on a Paul Gascoigne rescue mission with some beer and a fishing rodPlease let him scrap Paris and go to Tenerife instead
He has got more chance of catching the plague then Jay Slater 
The Jay slater case has affected him? What a monumental bellend. Is there any tragedy this grief leach won’t try and get involved in?
The only way it’s affected him is he’s probably gutted he’s not getting this much attention
The only way it’s affected him is he’s probably gutted he’s not getting this much attention
Exactly beaut, having a social media break from his dysfunctional bullshit that nobody needs to see but will happily jump on a young lad's Instagram spouting off and who is now presumably dead
#creepycreepcreep 
Its the fact he is replying to his own comments and tagging himself that gets meExactly beaut, having a social media break from his dysfunctional bullshit that nobody needs to see but will happily jump on a young lad's Instagram spouting off and who is now presumably dead
The Jay Slater thread has been my fave thing on Tattle in ages! Lost my Sunday on it last week howling
If it’s affected him so badly, I’ll PayPal him the £20 for a one way Ryanair ticket to Tenerife and he go help the search, after all, he loves walking so much, get so many steps in stomping over Mount Tiede
Que Marcus appearing live on a mountainside in Tenners even more burnt and bright orange, pissed up eating chocolate and channelling the dead on his tit ouija board
The family will probably fly him out on the GFM loot
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He’d love a hike around there in his shorts and t shirts, topping up the melanomaQue Marcus appearing live on a mountainside in Tenners even more burnt and bright orange, pissed up eating chocolate and channelling the dead on his tit ouija board
Plenty of bushes to tit in too- he’d probably start harassing the local young men though like #buildingsitegate and end up getting banged up abroad
I was hoping his solo travels would be more like Taken
Was today not supposed to be Paris day?
I still can’t get over the fact he took a break from posting on social media without announcing it first. Wild.
Hopefully his phone was in an evidence locker 
My kid has just got into the Ice Age films, she did not understand why I was laughing so much telling her that the sloth is called Sid
He said the other week he would laugh at someone getting murdered,
Did you ask her over for a scary movie nightMy kid has just got into the Ice Age films, she did not understand why I was laughing so much telling her that the sloth is called Sid