Marcus Mitchell #7 A 30% chance of survival

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Hahaha crying at you all thinking I meant my dinner. I’m over my embarassment now and too uncomfortable to care so I’ll explain:

APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE FOR BEING CRUDE!

I spilt some fabulosa on the worktop and was in the middle of cooking breakfast so I said I’d clean it after, I forgot and went and had breakfast, got stuck into this thread felt guilty on the fella and ended up having a quickie on the sofa. I asked Mr S to pass me a piece kitchen roll to clean up, but the roll was on the worktop where the fabulosa had spilt and for once was actually super absorbent. I never noticed until I had already cleaned myself up. I am on fire 🔥🤣.

this is def MM’s fault.
 
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My other half has high functioning autism and I've been keeping him up to date with the MM theatrics and he said that the autistic community don't claim him as one of their own.

He said Marcus is a predatory bastard who blaims everything on his autism and needs to be locked up in a cage underground like Robert Maudsley, with no internet access.
Us mentally unstable don't claim him either 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣
 
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Hahaha crying at you all thinking I meant my dinner. I’m over my embarassment now and too uncomfortable to care so I’ll explain:

APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE FOR BEING CRUDE!

I spilt some fabulosa on the worktop and was in the middle of cooking breakfast so I said I’d clean it after, I forgot and went and had breakfast, got stuck into this thread felt guilty on the fella and ended up having a quickie on the sofa. I asked Mr S to pass me a piece kitchen roll to clean up, but the roll was on the worktop where the fabulosa had spilt and for once was actually super absorbent. I never noticed until I had actually cleaned myself up. I am on fire 🔥🤣.

this is def MM’s fault.
Day. Made. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Hahaha crying at you all thinking I meant my dinner. I’m over my embarassment now and too uncomfortable to care so I’ll explain:

APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE FOR BEING CRUDE!

I spilt some fabulosa on the worktop and was in the middle of cooking breakfast so I said I’d clean it after, I forgot and went and had breakfast, got stuck into this thread felt guilty on the fella and ended up having a quickie on the sofa. I asked Mr S to pass me a piece kitchen roll to clean up, but the roll was on the worktop where the fabulosa had spilt and for once was actually super absorbent. I never noticed until I had actually cleaned myself up. I am on fire 🔥🤣.

this is def MM’s fault.
bleeping PERFECT!!
GOD - I LOVE WHO YOU LOT MAKE ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Incase I’m not here when Tom makes his debut i’d just like to say good luck to him dealing with you lot 😂😂😂
 
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Omg 😳 went out and had to do a huge catch up. Love that his lives have been recorded, yes Marcus you are a melt and a beg
 
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