Marcus Mitchell #64 Marcus finally had a toe job, but he's never had a bl*w job

[Stripper Vicar]

Lads I think we have to admit that it will never be the same again been nice knowing you beauts see you on the other interesting threads

I think i’m gonna take him off my watch threads too. Slim with Marcus don’t float my entertainment boat

 

[BubbleDuck]

Do you know what lives rent free in my head? That video blog his really annoying cousin made where they go and meet Andy from Made In Chelsea and Marcus is really weird and awkward. Does anyone have this or a link to it? Otherwise I’m going to trawl the threads to try and find it. It’s one of the weirdest and annoying things I’ve watched

Not the one you mean , but can I interest you in this for your rent free collection?

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Loving the new piccie of Sid
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Oh my days please never leave this thread Venom even if it does go on one post per year until the end of time

 

[BubbleDuck]

Thread suggestion:

#65 thread as dead as his victims.

can I suggest a slight modification?

#65 on a subway ‘diet’ because he feels randy
Like his cats , this thread is as dead as Andy

 

[spidermonkey]

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another personal favourite

 

[Stripper Vicar]

He can get as skinny as he likes but no man is going to want his cocktail sausage

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Who the heck drinks coffee at 10:45? I had a decaf tea at 7:30 and feel like I’m on the gear

Not me but to be fair this is the same thread full of uswrs that actively encourage an obese, autistic, anorexic amputee to go back to the days of drinking white lightening at 4.30 am lmao.

 

[MrsPoison]

If he's 15 stone then I'm a size ten. I suppose that would be funnier if we could see each other.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

But…she literally accused you of murdering her partner and ruining her life
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

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And he accused her of stealing his disability benefits

Toxic relationship

 

[flowerfairy1985]

I miss them days

 

[boojange]

He's lost as much weight as Gemma Collins. None.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

The anorexic, autistic, binge eating, healthy living alcoholic.

 

[spidermonkey]

I’ve changed my picture to all the things I miss

 

[LostScot82]

My timehop today, a year ago he was losing the weight on those hot chocolates ... stay strong beauts

 

[pommynoir]

Congrats to @boojange for thread title! Left off the last bit as thought may get us in trouble.

nothing really for a recap.
- still that fat lad
- still boring
- still losing weight (but actually gaining)
- still eating a balanced diet in the pub each night
- still going live daily and staring gormlessly at the screen

oh but he has done ~10,000 steps two days in a row (either that or the cats got his Fitbit)

 

[Lucyxxxx]

I refuse to believe this is the new Marcus. Absolute bollocks. He stapled his hand at college to get some blokes attention. He pretended to be Amy Jayne and wanted to crush Tom Wallace’s bones via Facebook messenger. He tried to stab his mum and strangle his dad. The man’s a nutter and it won’t be long before his true colours show. He did half of this shit without booze he’s not right. I’m sitting tight one day it will happen and it shall be glorious

Loving your optimism. Let's manifest this shit. You don't go from swallowing junkie spunk for drugs to a wellbeing and health coach in 11 months. Something needs to trigger him. I'm just shocked it's lasted this long.

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Please go blonde

 

[Lucyxxxx]

C’mon now beauts don’t get hysterical. A leopard never changes his spots

He’s having a glow up to get a man. And when he gets one it’s gonna top the travel lodge days. He will gloat about how perfect things are in a short honey moon period and than pow mmmm

Extra points if the man cheats with Sid.

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

He really doesn’t know what that means does he? The portly bottom.

The portly bottom has overtaken That Fat Lad as my new favourite nickname

 

[Wills315]

Fucking hell! Just seen this on YouTube and thought it was him!!!!

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That will be him once the diet novelty wears off and he realises that being slimmer still won't get him a man because he's got a shitty personality and also because he done a shitty in a Bush.