Marcus Mitchell #64 Marcus finally had a toe job, but he's never had a bl*w job

[MrsPoison]

I feel like we’re the band who continue playing while the titanic is sinking and everyone else is jumping ship. If he continues being a boring prick of a bastard I’ll be on the next lifeboat to a more interesting thread

I'm the captain going down with the ship cause I ain't never gonna abandon my man. This is a rave thread after all.

 

[boojange]

Omg. They are even doing the Marcus gormless look! Stop it Sam!

 

[AngelBabes]

Who here was it that recreated the clothes horse clip? Is that on the wiki

It was @TitTwist beaut!

 

[elliebellieboo]

Perfect floral tribute for Sid to knock up when the damage finally catches up with him….

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Is he taking the piss? Fucking idiot.

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No but vodka does beaut.

 

[ladymanc221]

To be fair though beaut, that’s the best his hair has ever looked.

He looks like a big Pebbles out of the Flinstones

 

[Jackbo]

So if he can walk 5 miles in the dark, take accountability for himself and seemingly be mentally stable for 5 mins… when’s the fat flump going to get a job?

 

[JulesC]

I think smug, clean-living Marcus is my least favourite type of Marcus. Just fuck off you bellend.

 

[JulesC]

Oh fuck off FatLad. Now Sid's obsessed with shitty Subways!


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The amount of fucking mayo, might as well have a cheeseburger dickhead.

 

[spaceraider69]

But he wasn’t an actual alcoholic. It was gcse acting in alcoholism

BTEC Boozer x

 

[Stripper Vicar]

D) the doctor told you to as you were at risk of having the gammy toe chopped off
E) PIP said they would stop Sid’s carers allowance as she was neglecting you

 

[boojange]

I thought you lot here would all appreciate this ham related insult!

 

[Lucyxxxx]

#65 Losing weight eating whole pizzas, there's 200 pounds on it with Betty Book Lisa

Who's Lisa?

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

And just like that the autism is cured!!!
he can eat salad !! He’s realised it’s a preference and not his “condition”

 

[Not_A_Troll]

The only way he’s losing that amount of weight by July is surgery!

 

[Not_A_Troll]

He’s such a smug bastard at the moment, he’s literally been doing this a few weeks, but he talks like he’s been on this whole journey and turned his life around.

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Not the one you mean , but can I interest you in this for your rent free collection?

Fucking hell I forgot about this! I just can’t
“Since the moment I started blogging I have never looked back. Looking back at my life…”
OMFG - dying.
“Nobody will ever understand how much blogging means to me… I will forever and always work hard on my blog” - well hop to it then lad, don’t let down teenager Marcus.

 

[spidermonkey]

Breaking news someone call sky news and tell them they’ve missed a trick. The official walk for autism starts 26th March so why is he starting 1st April?
Maybe his Fitbit is recording his five wanks a day beauts.

 

[Venom]

I think fat lad needs to realise that salads don't count as "healthy" if they're drenched in mayo

 

[Mycatismad]

Just been looking back over the MM most liked posts/ so many good memories. Absolutely hilarious! A couple of my favourites from @Venom here.