Marcus Mitchell #64 Marcus finally had a toe job, but he's never had a bl*w job

[VC10]

Omg. They are even doing the Marcus gormless look! Stop it Sam! View attachment 1977073

You never see Marcus , Gemma collins & Sam Smith in the same room together, do you .....

 

[pommynoir]

I was feeling low last week and didn’t eat for three days and now my pyjamas are falling off me and I’m finally ready to admit that I am Marcus.

 

[pommynoir]

Just parking here to say the other thread is still open and needs to be locked @pommynoir

I did report it
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#65 No signs of a MMMM, not even a titbit. Said he’s doing steps but the cats got his fitbit.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

I could build a time machine, I'd put us all in it and go back to April 2022.

 

[Llamabama]

Haven’t commented on this thread for a while but just wanted to say Marcus is one smug bastard

also, how can you go YEARS saying you can’t stand salad and physically gag when eating eating a piece of lettuce to suddenly having salad every night for your tea? I smell bullshit - oh yeah, sorry that’s just Marcus’ natural scent

 

[restingbtcface]

Areet lads. He’s bored me senseless, but I had to come and have a catch up. The latest comparison pic is freaking hilarious. I’m off to Cornwall later this year, I’ll get his drink spiked with the vodders

Someone should make a Marcus Mitchell tour around cambourne. Tyacks, his travelodge hotel room, that spa he went to, Wetherspoons. With a tour guide. It would be amazing.
Finish off the tour with chips at Kath’s Plaice

 

[HeyBabes]

Awggh vile stuff.
What about All-Bran

It will keep him regular

I remember the days he didn’t need all that fibre. He’d literally shit himself in the street

 

[Not_A_Troll]

This must be someone MM has been out with

 

[Venom]

he’s a ‘little person’

little prick of a bastard

 

[Venom]

But…she literally accused you of murdering her partner and ruining her life
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

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like the time he told her to "fuck her dead mum's cunt"
such a good relationship !

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Wish this 'new' Marcus would go awaaaaaay.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

I just want to smack his smug little face with a wet fish so bad View attachment 2052462

Get a grip and go punch your dad!!!

 

[pommynoir]

Fucking Pauline Quirke

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Hairdresser hates him too then

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

What tent size is he now?? Does anyone know?

The O2!

 

[elliebellieboo]

Omfg Marcus Mitchell appreciation group has changed drastically!!!! Just now lol

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He does realise that all these stories are showing that he’s competent in travelling alone,competent in ordering food/conversation,competent with directions a lot of the subjects I’m sure would come up in his PIP claim?

And esa which he’s definitely getting. Cunt

 

[boojange]

Ooh, my winning title cherry has finally been popped! You don't know just how happy this has made this prick of a bastard that I am!

To celebrate, on me for all of us Penis Enlargements for everybody, Beauts!

Thank you all!

In your face, Fat Lad!

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I am hoping the 'any negativity will be blocked' days are coming back beauts seriously I used to piss myself when he would say that trashed and think 'who the fuck is he??? I might send him some crystals for his negative energy it needs cleansing he can't be this boring forever beauts or can he??

The only crystals he needs is some meth in his drink to get the party started

 

[Chipsandcheese]

Long time no see beauts! I dropped of the radar when he started getting boring as fuck. What prompted the weight loss? Poor sod still looks fucking dreadful. He looks like an old mattress you’d find lying in the street.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Love Marcus in a hat
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He seems to have changed his username

I wonder why