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Happy Birthday Lucy! A Colin Caterpillar cake awaits you!!
Happy Birthday beautiful beaut @Lucyxxxx 
I hope you have treated yourself to some cheesy chips, a go on the communal and some Aldi vodka 
hopefully your envelope bouquet will be arriving today from Sid 
I hope you have treated yourself to some cheesy chips, a go on the communal and some Aldi vodka hopefully your envelope bouquet will be arriving today from Sid
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Thanks beauts. Gonna get the communal out and give myself a birthday treat not to be forgotten!!!
Happy day you exited your mums vagina !! I hope you’ve been gifted a penis enlargement beaut
I hope Mr Lucy has spoilt you like fat lad spoils himself on the regular
Happy birthday Beaut!! Don’t forget to post your Spoons table number and inhale an egg! X
Happy Birthday Beaut xx Get a crate of Thatchers down you and deep throat a Colin the caterpillar in one gulp.
Happy birthday @Lucyxxxx hope you manage to get pissed and tell everyone you want to climb back into your mums vagina
Happy birthday Lucy
I really hope Marcus sees this and records a special video message just for you…we could all chip in and he could donate the funds to charity…oh, wait
I really hope Marcus sees this and records a special video message just for you…we could all chip in and he could donate the funds to charity…oh, wait
Beauts I'm blushing lol. Come on big boy give me a treat I'll never forget.
Happy birthday Lucy!
Here's to you a bottle of coke and a clothes horse to do as you wish
Here's to you a bottle of coke and a clothes horse to do as you wish
Treat yourself. Happy birthday
Who here was it that recreated the clothes horse clip? Is that on the wikiHappy birthday Lucy!
Here's to you a bottle of coke and a clothes horse to do as you wish
Only available for diabetics as a last resort here in Cornwall beaut.I think the smug bleep has lost some weight - he's either been given Ozempic, Rybelsus, or some other med that suppresses his appetite. If he is taking Ozempic he has to prepare a weekly injection, which again points to a capacity and mindset that isn't perhaps as autistic as he likes to make out he is. If he gets it for nothing he'll be super bleeping smug as you have to pay £200 per month off label. Why do I feel such rage when I see his face???
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Happy birthday beaut, extra special butter 🧈 from Rich Mich especially for you xxxx
Thanks love !! Haven’t seen you pop up for a while, hope things are goodIt was @TitTwist beaut!
Beauts we are swiftly headed towards March... he livens up this time of year.
FatLad's highly filtered sexy face! 
That pout gives me irrational rage. Every time I see a pic of him, I keep thinking he smells like sour milk
Happy birthday lovely
it's mine next Thursday the big 3 0 in honor of this special day go find your baby pic and call yourself a baby bleep and take a dive of a balcony in your underpants it's what marcus would of wanted - Status