Marcus Mitchell #64 Marcus finally had a toe job, but he's never had a bl*w job

[Keera]

That mustard T-shirt deserves a Victoria cross

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Honestly the only difference I see is in the first pic he was sunburnt, happier, and hadn’t murdered the cat yet.
#takemeback

 

[Stripper Vicar]

His autism stops him from eating fruit but lets him eat chicken, pancakes and maple syrup?

The chicken fucking looks like its covered in spiders eggs.

Disgusting (said in a scottish mams voice cos her kid didn’t flush her shit)

 

[Stripper Vicar]

This is such an accurate impression of MM

 

[pommynoir]

Me when I try and put on my pre relationship clothes

Omg. They are even doing the Marcus gormless look! Stop it Sam! View attachment 1977073

 

[HeyBabes]

Beauts ....

Oh fuck off Marcus, you'll always be the guy who sucked off a drug dealer for a gram, shat himself on live, and puked in MaccyDs and left it for the staff to clean up

 

[Venom]

Patience beauts, remember the last time he was on 1 meal day, it drove him insane and started the TL meltdowns

 

[MrsPoison]

Hey you miserable weirdos, how're all doing on this fine snowy day?

 

[pommynoir]

You can add steps to that data.
Mystery solved, he’s scamming the iPhone aswell as the DWP.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

This is the same man who 11 months ago was gargling on a monkey dust addicts balls for half a line of washing detergent. Shut up you prick.

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

It truly was the best of times. You lot got me through such a hard year. No matter what he has done, or ever will do, he’ll never be as funny as us. I’m still not giving up. He’s been a little cunt since he was a baby - there’s no way eating a few salads can change a person so drastically. He’ll be back.

 

[pommynoir]

Perfect floral tribute for Sid to knock up when the damage finally catches up with him….
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I prefer this , don’t forget he marked our words that alcohol would be the death of him.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Just leaving this here

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[Lucyxxxx]

I don’t want postive MM i want him crying and threats of crawling back into his mothers vagina MM. I want crying into his chips and being shady as fuck in the bus station MM !!!

I want his sister handing out calander pics to local off licences, I want those sausage fingers wrapped around his dads neck.

 

[Frankysaysrelax]

C’mon now beauts don’t get hysterical. A leopard never changes his spots

He’s having a glow up to get a man. And when he gets one it’s gonna top the travel lodge days. He will gloat about how perfect things are in a short honey moon period and than pow mmmm

 

[IamMyaJ]

Lads I think we have to admit that it will never be the same again been nice knowing you beauts see you on the other interesting threads

 

[MrsPoison]

Best time of my life

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Sorry I haven’t been on this thread for a while. I’ve been in a period of mourning for the old Marcus,the fun Marcus,the fat Marcus . It’s true what they say - you never realise what you had until it’s gone .
Marcus Lisle Mitchell -rest in grease X

 

[MrsPoison]

Doesn't he have these outbursts before a big kick off?

I'm officially declaring this thread a MMMM free zone. Let's all change our profile pictures and get a new hobby. Mine will be crochet and furious masturbation. You are all free, run free my friends, run free.