How ironic that the hardest thing about baddie Marcus is his arteries
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Not only did he kill Andy he’s also killed his tastebuds
Are we taking bets on which goals he’s actually going to reach?
I don’t know why he thinks being so unhealthy is funny. Well there’s being in healthy and then there’s him!!!
Eating all that tit and drinking Diet Coke is like walking into a bleeping brothel and asking for a hugHe’s fine beaut, he drinks DIET coke
bleeping POINTLESS
Have you seen this beauts???
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Great advert Tyacks. Well done
Oh Tyacks you are scraping the barrell if this bleep is good advertising for you 
Is this a joke, he is in Spoons? Surely they would notice him he is hard to miss 
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Are the DWP aware of this?
They bleeping should be beaut 
What a rebel. He’s so bad.
That must be it! It’s such a good disguise.Baddie Boo
Babushka 🥸
Tyacks are as bad as him for enabling him to eat even more food and yeah if you want a greedy good for nothing prick like marcus promoting you then you've hit the jackpot honestly i dont think it'll entice people to come its really rubbed me up the wrong way greedy selfish benefit cheat hope he chokes on the freebies
110% agree @Rach88
The fat duck knocks me sick just every time I watch him….How he has not died of salt overload?? Ridiculous amount to put on your chipsgreedy bleeping bastard
bleep.
I’ve been feeling sick all evening & just caught up on here & his stories, the food & eating was literally enough to tip me over 
He thinks it’s hilarious that he’s getting loads of views and comments on his TikTok but I’d say the majority are like this, is it really worth it?
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Well I for one can’t wait for restaurant influencer Marcus, and the fantastic content he’s going to create to promote Tyacks. Will he give us meal reviews where he orders dishes from the menu then pokes at all the ingredients that aren’t deep fried and beige ? Will he show off the range of vegetables available on the Sunday roasts before instead asking for extra meat instead of carrots ? Will he tell us how delicious the food there is , before covering it in half a tub of salt and a pint of mayo before even taking a bite ?Will he get up close and personal with other patrons asking them if they’ve been to Tyacks before beaut and if they follow him on tiktok ( before telling them they are lush and trying to kiss them) .
and even better, how will he react in a couple of weeks time when Tyacks retract the offer having realised the only promotion he’s done is to pout with a chip, repost screenshots from his lives from the haterz and tagging whichever z list he’s currently obsessed with in a post saying it’s would be a dream of his to have a boujie dinner with them in Tyacks, and begging them to follow him beaut . I can almost hear the thump of the coke bottle hitting the wall already
and even better, how will he react in a couple of weeks time when Tyacks retract the offer having realised the only promotion he’s done is to pout with a chip, repost screenshots from his lives from the haterz and tagging whichever z list he’s currently obsessed with in a post saying it’s would be a dream of his to have a boujie dinner with them in Tyacks, and begging them to follow him beaut . I can almost hear the thump of the coke bottle hitting the wall already
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