Marcus Mitchell #58 Big heart, big gob Tiny hands, tiny n...ever mind

[Venom]

I believe he was invited to London ? I have some piccies of the trip

 

[Venom]

Some piccies of the ASA trial beauts

 

[BubbleDuck]

Overweight snapping turtle!!! @Venom make it so number one

See I was getting more sperm whale vibes

 

[Venom]

for the beaut who said he was a snapping turtle

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Beauts. Just found out via a call off social services my fella has a side baby.

 

[Mycatismad]

Tyack’s latest promotional images

 

[BubbleDuck]

 

[euphoria99]

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Got vouchers from Tyacks to save a few quid. Is he homeless? No, he’s six dinners Sid.

 

[KJ-2022]

He was just live with this girl doing a beg battle and this comment made me howl

 

[BubbleDuck]

He’s an actual muppet

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Meep!

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Thank you beauts. I'm sad and heartbroken. Currently listing his stuff on vinted. Not giving the ring back either. He's pleading he will do anything to keep me. Our life has been a bigger lie then the life Marcus and Sid tell DWP that he lives. You laugh or you cry

 

[Venom]

@Venom the edit is everything beaut he really is a silly sausage and don't even start me on Dame Sidney (the bike of Camborne)

Thanks beaut, it's been corrupted for some reason so some random clips may flash up but here it is lol

 

[MrsPoison]

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Marcus Mitchell #59
Got vouchers now, doesn't pay to eat. Won't be long before he loses one of his feet.

 

[Nightjar]

I don't even think that's a troll...

 

[BubbleDuck]

Well I for one can’t wait for restaurant influencer Marcus, and the fantastic content he’s going to create to promote Tyacks. Will he give us meal reviews where he orders dishes from the menu then pokes at all the ingredients that aren’t deep fried and beige ? Will he show off the range of vegetables available on the Sunday roasts before instead asking for extra meat instead of carrots ? Will he tell us how delicious the food there is , before covering it in half a tub of salt and a pint of mayo before even taking a bite ?Will he get up close and personal with other patrons asking them if they’ve been to Tyacks before beaut and if they follow him on tiktok ( before telling them they are lush and trying to kiss them) .

and even better, how will he react in a couple of weeks time when Tyacks retract the offer having realised the only promotion he’s done is to pout with a chip, repost screenshots from his lives from the haterz and tagging whichever z list he’s currently obsessed with in a post saying it’s would be a dream of his to have a boujie dinner with them in Tyacks, and begging them to follow him beaut . I can almost hear the thump of the coke bottle hitting the wall already

 

[Venom]

"Mum has battled for years to get a diagnosis..." aye I bet she has

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she couldn't keep her old job up beaut

 

[Venom]

Happy Friday Marcus you prick of a Bastard

 

[Lucyxxxx]

The meeting went as successfully as his suicide attempts.

 

[Sticky One]

Sometimes I cant believe this actual fucking bore had me racing home from the school run because he was threatening to take 12 nytols in one go at 8.30am

 

[Venom]

I just want him back on the vodka