Marcus Mitchell #53 Marcus is a murderer say it aint so Murdered Andy on his doorstep 15 yrs ago. 🥀

[KJ-2022]

He didn’t know what the Bank Holiday was for lol. I suppose every day is a Bank Holiday for him though so I’m not surprised.

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Maybe the mystery door knocker is actually Sam trying to get his £12!

 

[ladymanc221]

Trying to convince everyone he doesn’t have fat little sausage fingers. Uh, we have eyes you overfilled beanbag.

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That thumb is bigger then his "micro mini milk"

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

I really hope he manages to drink water by 2023…reach for the stars Marcus!

 

[spaceraider69]

I’m the men in the white coats coming to take him awayyyyy

 

[Chipsandcheese]

Did we ever find out who was banging on his door?

I hope with all my heart it was Will. He needs more character development, so much potential.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

He wanted to be catapulted back up her wizards sleeve of a minge a couple of days ago. They’re both CUNTS to the highest degree.

Absolutely. I hope the DWP start an investigation into this fat, mouthbreathing, waste of fucking oxygen and kick him out of that homeless hostel and let somebody stay there who is in dire need of shelter. As for all the eating out and takeaways he shovels down his throat week in week out, I hope he permanently has the shits. He's taking the piss.

 

[elliebellieboo]

Another gorgeous day in Cornwall! Wishing everyone here and the beauts a fantastic day. Except for Marcus in his pit, the cunt….

 

[Lucyxxxx]

My highlight of the night was Eva's comments on the live. I know your in here

 

[pommynoir]

I was reading the Marcus Mitchell x Katie Price crossover earlier and howled that someone suggested Venom reads the MM wiki. Little do they know our venom lives and breathes Marcus, obviously wasn’t a true beaut

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Marcus wants to be a character in a sitcom. Would be a very tragic, black comedy that if you don't laugh you will cry!

Does he not know that Little Britain isn’t on anymore?

 

[spaceraider69]

It says Louisa joined in March she’s been here a while by the looks of it. Welcome beaut

 

[Lan70]

Can’t believe av lost 6 minutes of my life watching Marcus eating a cheese sandwich and try to breathe at the same time

 

[JakeM]

'Sid, Mitch and Camborne’s biggest bitch'

 

[Wills315]

Is sid out with him

She is because going on a piss up with your supposed alcoholic son is a great shout. I reckon she's as much as a conniving cunt as him.

 

[KJ-2022]

That Louisa and her dodgy eyebrows really fucks me off. She thinks she’s a moderator - but Marcus doesn’t recognise you that way boo he only wants your gifts.

 

[Galinda]

Hang on if London Eyebrows is here that means she's read the wiki YET still supports him?! How on earth can anyone read that wiki and think "aye he's a good sort is our Marcus, well worth defending". Southern Eyebrows please explain yourself

 

[HeyBabes]

Tommy. That deaf, dumb and blind kid but he sure plays a mean pinball!!
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He may be deaf, dumb and blind, but I’m sure he still has a sense of smell. Marcus’ bum cheeks would be like separating a cheese toastie

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Lol I used to call some slag I didn't like the Grand Old Duke of York. Went right over her head.

 

[u k hun ?]

I am loving this game of Guess Who: The Beaut Edition!