That sounds like everything I want to be!
Reality: male, approaching 30, no kids, and the one doing the work in the corporate field. No sugar daddy for me sadly.
Don’t reveal my secrets beaut. This is quite accurate to be fair
Marcus Mitchell #53 Marcus is a murderer say it aint so Murdered Andy on his doorstep 15 yrs ago. 🥀
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Reality: male, approaching 30, no kids, and the one doing the work in the corporate field. No sugar daddy for me sadly.
I thought you’d be older!That sounds like everything I want to be!
Reality: male, approaching 30, no kids, and the one doing the work in the corporate field. No sugar daddy for me sadly.
Don’t reveal my secrets beaut. This is quite accurate to be fair
I thought Lucy is mega short, really slim, long dark hair, always in skinny jeans and nice trainers. Very specific. I think people who didn’t have a profile pic, I could imagine them - all people with profile pics from the start I just see in my head as their profile pics. I also picture her stoned giggling at everything.
I GENUINELY had no idea KJ or venom are gents!
I GENUINELY had no idea KJ or venom are gents!
When I read Venoms posts I picture the guy from Hunsnet
I thought venom was a sexy geeky girl.
Now I will see him a sexy geeky man!
Now I will see him a sexy geeky man!
Am I the only one who knew KJ was a man. I’ve a friend who’s a doctor and I always picture him. Hes absolutely gorgeous with amazing teeth and when I met him I was genuinely sad he wasn’t straight
OMG YES!
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Sometimes I confuse myself, deep down I know my true identity is a Cox 
I picture you all as the communal and that’s why I love you all 
This is me once a year when i get to go somewhere nice !!!I imagined you with brightly died orange hair, curvy, nice boobs, in a cute rockabilly dress
Always rocking the Linda La Hughes hair and glasses though
You beauts are too kind.
A Iceland family size lasagne and a grated cheese sandwich for you all
A Iceland family size lasagne and a grated cheese sandwich for you all
That ain’t very generous of you hun. How is that going to feed us. We will waste away. Where is the mayo and the ginormous cake?You beauts are too kind.
A Iceland family size lasagne and a grated cheese sandwich for you all
(I do envy his ability to eat a whole cake, and the rest, with minimal repercussions. I would be crying and rolling on the floor with self loathing after a slice
)I used to eat whole gateaux like he did and I’d never go above 8 stone (I’m 5’11 so that is tiny for me) now I ate a bar of chocolate last week and I still can’t fit in my leggingsThat ain’t very generous of you hun. How is that going to feed us. We will waste away. Where is the mayo and the ginormous cake?
(I do envy his ability to eat a whole cake, and the rest, with minimal repercussions. I would be crying and rolling on the floor with self loathing after a slice
duck turning 30 - but also imagine the size of him once he goes past 30 
Not generous? I also grant you unlimited use of the communal for a period of 24 hours. Happy bouncing beaut.That ain’t very generous of you hun. How is that going to feed us. We will waste away. Where is the mayo and the ginormous cake?
(I do envy his ability to eat a whole cake, and the rest, with minimal repercussions. I would be crying and rolling on the floor with self loathing after a slice
***IFI used to eat whole gateaux like he did and I’d never go above 8 stone (I’m 5’11 so that is tiny for me) now I ate a bar of chocolate last week and I still can’t fit in my leggings
remember when Marcus kept telling us how many ‘masturbations’ he’d had that day?I’VE HAD FIVE MASTURBATIONS
Who calls them “masturbations”
I bet he doesn't know the difference between masturbation and manifestation
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