Wonder how long before he burns the bridges of this new friendship to the ground 
will he actually go out for her birthday?? Could be a good weekend for us trolls
will he actually go out for her birthday?? Could be a good weekend for us trolls
Marcus Mitchell 51 Sid was in Turkey getting out her naps, couldn’t care less that her son had relapsed
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I always wondered how the conversation of Marcus performing sexual acts on Will in exchange for drugs came about. 'So Will if I was to give you a blowy would you give me drugs please I've got OCD and autism beaut'
Why you’d want someone who needs 100% attention on them at all times to go on a night out with you is beyond meWonder how long before he burns the bridges of this new friendship to the ground
Placing bets on how long it takes for this friendship to breakdown….
Also “blossoming friendship” made me both cringe and die
Also “blossoming friendship” made me both cringe and die
Weed is not a drug. It's God's Medicine! Ja Love!I don't touch drugs but this really made me chuckle. Another means to making here a little family. Enjoy your morning Lucy etc al
Just saw the new bestie has a boyfriend. How long until Marcus becomes obsessive/infatuated 
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.They’re going to be very disappointed then!Free drinks ? What with him with being tik tok famous boo??
A tutorial of how to butter a cracker at 2am. Do you want a cracker with all that butter beaut?
Because we knew he didn't have a pot to piss in but was still able to "sniff" "drugs"
One stage i think he was swapping a couple cans of Thatchers for a cheeky line.
I know he didn't have a pot to piss in but he did have a bush to tit in
Has he funded £300 for his dealer night out yet
PIP is for people that are disabled and UC is universal credit so the normal dole (I think)
Bullshit does he not get pip though, he definitely will, it might not be a lot but he’d be getting pip and UC (or our Sidders would anyway, bet that’s what she used to go cock hopping in turkey? 
) he’s one of them who falls in tit and comes up smelling of roses…
also look I might have a touch of the autism about me and not know how to navigate friendships but bleeping hell those texts are laying it on a bit thick ain’t they? 🫣
) he’s one of them who falls in tit and comes up smelling of roses… also look I might have a touch of the autism about me and not know how to navigate friendships but bleeping hell those texts are laying it on a bit thick ain’t they? 🫣
The baddest of them owl.
100%, I'm lucky if I get one or two x's from my circles let alone a whole snog full
Me and my man always send each other 3 x's. Cause sex has 3 letters in it and that's the thing we love most about each other100%, I'm lucky if I get one or two x's from my circles let alone a whole snog full
I really hope this new bestie is one of us in disguise 🥸
This springs to mind, but imagine Carcus’ faceWhat does he do for an income? Is he on benefits?
If so, which ones, has he said?
If he has a gammy toe he might be on pip benefits?
He might get one of those motability trollies?
He would cause carnage on the roads with it .
I'm imagining a motorised gurney, and him reclined on it ( with three pillows) zooming about, cutting up people coming out of the wetherspoons
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eh beauts where has his instagram gone??? Am I one of the fallen???
The rustling noises he makes really triggers me.A tutorial of how to butter a cracker at 2am. Do you want a cracker with all that butter beaut?
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Honestly never know anyone rustle so bad when he takes stuff out a packet. It's especially terrible when he shows us his Maccys order as its an order for 10 people!
He'a 100% the annoying bleep in the cinema making that noise with their bastard popcorn or pick a mix!!!!
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