Marcus Mitchell 51 Sid was in Turkey getting out her naps, couldn’t care less that her son had relapsed

[KJ-2022]

The Little Mermaid featuring the Social Media OG Marcus Mitchell

 

[Mycatismad]

I think he's having an episode (I feel filthy after pressing print screen button on this one)
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His elbow looks like an owl

 

[VC10]

Gawd

 

[Venom]

@Venom @KJ-2022 can you use your photoshop skills to do Marcus at Go Ape? I think it would make my year

 

[spaceraider69]

I hope this bloody works

 

[KJ-2022]

Michelle Marcus McManus x

 

[KJ-2022]

Looks like his dad there lol.

He looks like Natalie Cassidy pre workout DVD days

 

[HeyBabes]

Thread suggestion.
Marcus Mitchell- The Twat in the Hat

 

[KJ-2022]

Where are we even going to begin trying to explain this phase for the wiki

“Marcus, desperate for content and an identity, created the alter ego Baddie. This identity joined the familiar company of Amy Jayne. The basis of this identity was that he was the baddest bitch in Camborne, he could take your man, and that he was having fights in the town centre. To aid the Baddie identity, Marcus started wearing an oversized cap which was a gift bestowed on him by Sid from her recent holiday/slag fest in Turkey. Despite this new identity, Baddie still partook in the same things Marcus did such as begging on social media, not having enough money to fund his non stop social life, eating alone in the local pub and being socially awkward. Baddie was so bad that it gave Marcus the confidence to dispute his 6 month ban from Wetherspoons which culminated in a life time ban. Baddie then proceeded to try and cause chaos in the pub by pressing buttons that did nothing, stealing mayonnaise, and then walking home so fast he was breathless proclaiming he was going to be arrested.”

 

[The A30 Roller]

Has he lost weight?

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Recap. He's boring as fuck.
We suspect he is trying to become Britain's fattest man or at least become a Mukbang content creator. Getting larger by the day.
Rich Mitch is still AWOL.
Looking for love as he deserves it.
Saving up for his own place - whilst spending £22.50 on a single meal at the pub.
Hates his bedsit/hostel.
Few brief mentions of tattle.We are all you have left you ungrateful bastard.

Apologies if I missed anything and 's for everyone! Congrats @Lucyxxxx on winning yet another thread title!!

 

[Lucyxxxx]

His elbow looks like an owl

Owlbow

 

[KJ-2022]

I can’t deal

 

[KJ-2022]

So his trousers fell down and someone commented something like “oh almost saw a button mushroom then”

Who is responsible

 

[Keera]

If Marcus went to LA he’d end up a meth addict

“Absolutely devastated I’m addicted to meth”

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Marcus Mitchell the boy from the hood
Went back to spoons and got banned for good.

 

[pommynoir]

I love the way he’s trying to pretend that nothing fazes him like we don’t all have videos of him crying and sobbing because
a) he has no friends
b) his mum didn’t answer the phone
c) he has no money
d) the trolls are mean to him
e) he can’t afford McDonald’s

 

[aalmaalm]

What an actual prick. Thinks he’s funny but actually a total vile dick. Trying to cause a scene in an empty pub . He also looks like an actual thumb.

 

[Mycatismad]

I thought this yesterday…. I think we are witnessing a slow onset of an MMMM , hes loosing the plot stuck in that cell. Can you imagine what this “baddie” would like in an actual prison cell with other people

“What are you in for Marcus?” “Mayonnaise theft Beaut”

 

[Keera]

The mustard T-shirt walked so the givenchy T-shirt could run