Where is Sid these days? Up to her armpits in bouquets?
Oooh that rhymes
Oooh that rhymes
While bellowing I’m an OG creator beautI want to see Marcus go ape in the High St ; stop the traffic, press his hands on a bus windscreen, rip his shirt off ....
... and push a community policeman to the ground
All the while eating a fat kebab
That was a lie. I'm an ex punter with a grudge.You did once tell us you were Marcus's mum
I thought you were Marcus tbf.That was a lie. I'm an ex punter with a grudge.
What if I said I'm Jason?I thought you were Marcus tbf.
I’d say you were lying. I’m Jason.What if I said I'm Jason?
Caught me out. I'm the ghost of Sid Snr really.I’d say you were lying. I’m Jason.
I feel like we’re in Inception or something. Bye fuckers!What if I said I'm Jason?
I’m the consultant who did his major surgery when he lacerated his bowelCaught me out. I'm the ghost of Sid Snr really.
MUMPS!!!!! I’ve just nearly pissed myself at this! his real dad was defo full or half orangutan 🦧 sid ya filthy mareThe tiktok of him grating the cheese He is enormous, he looks like he has mumps