In my scroll earlier I counted 4 times that suicide was mentioned, or implied too. March. August. September and now November. 4 attempts in less than 12 months surely would warrant serious medical intervention by a MH team
In a lot of pain... oh please!! I bet banging a dump out is more painful than his bleeping “stab wound” the amount of tit he eatsJust the high fibre meal plan he should be on after bowel surgery, fat bastard two days on nhs rations must’ve played a part in him talking himself out of a section. He’d be jonesing for some tit food
It’s meI hope she finds her way to tattle
Haha I know ruined it for me too, been singing this version all afternoon!!OMG howling at the thread suggestion I flippin love that song aww no it's spoilt now
It’s alright people. He’s got some lovely fattening brownies to help that dump slide out. Jesus Marcus what a freeloading grubberIn a lot of pain... oh please!! I bet banging a dump out is more painful than his bleeping “stab wound” the amount of tit he eats
Getting back to himself!! Take time!! What a laugh! That would imply anything in his so called life takes effort or courage. Lying in your bed shovelling crap down your gullet and having a paddy when no one wants you on tv is not a life.Purrrrrlease…….
That thread suggestion - I actually can’t breathe from laughing.Wonder if we will get a post slating the NHS soon because they wouldn’t section him like someone else has said, they see straight through him and clearly think he is no risk to himself! That should tell his loyal followers and bloody Timmy mallet something
Thread suggestion:
Cut my bowel into pieces, this is my last resort
Sounds like an updated version of Craig David’s song 7 daysView attachment 889483 attempts to mill himself on Wednesday, showing off his New trainers aka a dream come true on Thursday, and is out Friday afternoon taking chocolate cake deliveries. Unbelievable!
Ah congratulations! I’m 11 weeks post c section haha (it gets better!!!)That thread suggestion - I actually can’t breathe from laughing.
I’m three weeks post emergency c section and I nearly split a stitch….. maybe I will get some shoes or sent brownies…
A30howlingSo far we need to add.
Lisa - his mother who he slayted online.
Heidi - former bffl now Arch nemesis.
Stephen (RIP) - the object of Marcus affections.
Byron - brother of Stephen and local hardman/stalker/babydaddy of Adelle.
Adelle - Marcus current bffl and sister in law of Stephen.
Tom - a drink driver Marcus met on insta.
A30 - a place Marcus frequents when he wants people to think he's going to kill himself.
Have I missed anyone?
YOU WINWonder if we will get a post slating the NHS soon because they wouldn’t section him like someone else has said, they see straight through him and clearly think he is no risk to himself! That should tell his loyal followers and bloody Timmy mallet something
Thread suggestion:
Cut my bowel into pieces, this is my last resort
The tiny "beaut" thing in the background is sending me differently!Purrrrrlease…….
Okay i’m singing out right nowPaper cut my gut on Monday
Got some freebie trainers on a Tuesday
The nhs let me down on a Wednesday
Gorged myself on junk on Thursday and on Friday Saturday and Sunday went cheese rolling Monday
signingOkay i’m singing out right now
Haha that’s greatPaper cut my gut on Monday
Got some freebie trainers on a Tuesday
The nhs let me down on a Wednesday
Gorged myself on junk on Thursday and on Friday Saturday and Sunday went cheese rolling Monday