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Morning beauts. Only slept about 2 hrs cause got burgled last night so abit wired. Has anything happened? Please tell me he's finally done a rooftop protest or something.
Aww beaut, I’m so sorry to hear that.
bleeping horrible cunty bastards. 
I hope they get caught and get their cunts kicked into the next millennium and then tit on by Carcass. I think all has been quiet on the cunty chops front. Lots of love to you and the family, I can’t begin to imagine how stressful that must be for you. Take care beaut. 
xxx
Well he will be in September according to my diary
Oh my god I hope you're OK xxx
That’s so scary beaut, hope you’re ok!
I can’t believe the most exciting thing that’s happened on this thread in a long time is tiny little party hats
Thank you for the love beauts just read back my msg and I just dropped it casually in there the way MM does suicide threats. I'm just very tired. Had to leave as much as I can untouched for crime scene investigators. We are all OK though just need a hot shower and a good sleep tonight (abit like MM tbh).
Those tiny little party hats gave me a new lease of life and now I’mThat’s so scary beaut, hope you’re ok!
I can’t believe the most exciting thing that’s happened on this thread in a long time is tiny little party hats
again. 🥹Your DP was your face this morning when you looked and the hat was gone.Those tiny little party hats gave me a new lease of life and now I’m
Thanks beaut, I have OCD.
Aww. I no longer have my special party hat over my gunt folds.
@The A30 Roller beaut just bookmark this post so you can refer back to when the special little party hats ruled for the day
and you chose to wear your party hat on your gunt folds. Who are we to judge where one chooses to wear their party hats? 
Beauts you may have to bar me put me on ignore or I may have to leave I've betrayed you all in the worst possible way
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I've had a kinder buneo frappe
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I've had a kinder buneo frappe
This gave me Camborne vibes
I wonder if we’re in for some mayhem; he’s entitled to the cost of living payment which means an extra £300 or so for him…
Think you mean *extra spending money for our sid* xo
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I have literally done this for the legendary threads 28 & 29@The A30 Roller beaut just bookmark this post so you can refer back to when the special little party hats ruled for the day
Sorry beaut, I hope I didn’t come across as condescending and telling you something that you already knew.
extra spending money for his holibops with mummy! He’s being good so he can go on the holiday (you know because he really needs one after all the hard work he does) Sid is taking him with her and I would imagine it’s so hes not there for the 1st anniversary (dont blame her Id do the same tbh) Thats my theory
No not at all. I'm just excited that the coke bottle incident and the head banging incident are only one click awaySorry beaut, I hope I didn’t come across as condescending and telling you something that you already knew.
I mean let’s face it - she’s stuck between a rock and a hard place. Either she leaves him here and he self-destructs in an epic tit show, possibly burns down her house (or eats it), picks up a few more addictions, and ends up happy and snug in his grave… Or she takes him with her, and, well - that would be absolute hell on earth. What a pickleextra spending money for his holibops with mummy! He’s being good so he can go on the holiday (you know because he really needs one after all the hard work he does) Sid is taking him with her and I would imagine it’s so hes not there for the 1st anniversary (dont blame her Id do the same tbh) Thats my theory
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