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I just wish he’d do something ridiculous, I dunno, chuck a bottle of coke at the wall? Is it too much to bloody ask??!!
I was just wondering how many girls vs boys Marcus has pushed over to that dark website Tattle.
If you wanna play my little game then;
Click
if you have a peen
Click
if you have flippertyflaps
Click
if you want me to mind me own flower envelope biznezz
I'll start. I have flaps
If you wanna play my little game then;
Click
if you have a peenClick
if you have flippertyflaps Click
if you want me to mind me own I'll start. I have flaps
“I’ve done a bad murder!”
Wish someone would poke the boring bowlhead with a stick
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I was just wondering how many girls vs boys Marcus has pushed over tothat dark websiteTattle.
If you wanna play my little game then;
Click
Click
Clickflower envelopebiznezz
I'll start. I have flaps
We need another to establish who he pointed on this direction, who looked him up knowing about the site already and who stumbled across him from other threads
Do you think tattle will give us party hats? Or maybe cans of strong bow on the side of our avatar.
please #bekind he's in addiction recovery. It's most likely a withdrawal symptom
me personally, I joined tattle first knowing vaguely of him but he really got on my tits and I was dying to make a thread for him but couldn’t get the courageQuote of the day
We need another to establish who he pointed on this direction, who looked him up knowing about the site already and who stumbled across him from other threads
Just watched this Family Guy episode and thought of our beaut!
Heard a bit about him, read the WIKI and previous threads. Now hooked!
lol
I said he was “thick as shite” only a few pages back! I cant even remember what for now myself actually 
because hes just thick in general!
Good morning you hatless wankers! 
I woke up and for some reason I thought of Jay from the Inbetweeners shouting “bus stop wankers.” No offense intended my beauts. 
I woke up and for some reason I thought of Jay from the Inbetweeners shouting “bus stop wankers.” No offense intended my beauts. 
He really is. And honestly I think that’s his main issue. Forget all the fake disorders and addictions he desperately wants to have - his problem is that he’s SO bleeping THICK. And when you mix that with laziness, narcissism, and the grand sense of self-entitlement their family has, it’s such a dangerous combination. It’s created the vile monster that Marcus is. I reckon not only did Sid drop him on his head as a baby, but judging the state of that flat head, I think she ran over it with a steam roller! Even worse is they’re just as bad as each other - it’s like the blind leading the blind. I honestly don’t think between them they’ve got even half a brain.lol
Marcus is boring.
I miss the party hats.
Happy Thursday beauts
I miss the party hats.
Happy Thursday beauts
I wish he wouldn’t let his mum cut his bleeping hair. I’m a barber and it infuriates me that I can see it’s not blended. She’s literally taken the clippers to the sides, cut the top and almost thought yeah duck it cba to do any more.
Marcus is très boring!
I miss the party hats too beaut, they really made me chuckle.
We’ve got nowt to be happy about, but happy Thursday anyway beauts.
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I've got hat withdrawal, I'm in recovery.Marcus is très boring!
I miss the party hats too beaut, they really made me chuckle.
We’ve got nowt to be happy about, but happy Thursday any way beauts.
Have your eyeballs turned green and your skin yellow? Get well soon Mrs. P.
xx
I keep going to the pisstake MM tiktok just for a laugh. He’s such a big boring baby right now, constantly begging his LLL brigade for validation, I feel I may have to go aaaawaaay.
Also I’ve just discovered Chelsea Lee art, what a rollercoaster she is
Also I’ve just discovered Chelsea Lee art, what a rollercoaster she is
Id say she got herself a razon and a thinning scissors over lockdown and because she’s exactly like Marcus with his delusions and sense of grandeur probably self diagnosed herself as a barber!
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