Marcus Mitchell #46 CrunchyLocks and the Three Begs

[summerfiggypudding]

Ok so just fell down a Nikocado Avocado hole… thanks for that seriously what is the world?!? Jeezus

On the subject of Carcus and the Evil Queen potential obsession… EQ would eat him alive! I’ve fallen down a few Tik Tom dark holes following the EQ, Chelsea Lee Art dramas and it’s just insane really when you consider none of them work and yet seem to make a lot of ££ sitting on TikTok arguing. But EQ is clever and would play Marcus to her advantage for sure

 

[JulesC]

Ok so just fell down a Nikocado Avocado hole… thanks for that seriously what is the world?!? Jeezus

On the subject of Carcus and the Evil Queen potential obsession… EQ would eat him alive! I’ve fallen down a few Tik Tom dark holes following the EQ, Chelsea Lee Art dramas and it’s just insane really when you consider none of them work and yet seem to make a lot of ££ sitting on TikTok arguing. But EQ is clever and would play Marcus to her advantage for sure

I’d love to see it

 

[AngelBabes]

I’m absolutely roaring at the piss take tik tok account with the im too sexy video

The spoof TT account is amazing and the songs added to the videos make them even more funny!

 

[HeyBabes]

He's not a big burper.....now if it was a fart challenge thats a different story

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Wheres the Marcus we all know and despise love?

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Er, Marcus beaut, that you?

 

[AngelBabes]

He's not a big burper.....now if it was a fart challenge thats a different story

Everything that comes out of his snaggletoothed gob is utter bleeping bull shite! Does he not think we’ve heard him burp his way through his lives? He’s a grotesque excuse of a human wind machine!

 

[HeyBabes]

Everything that comes out of his snaggletoothed gob is utter bleeping bull shite! Does he not think we’ve heard him burp his way through his lives? Grotesque excuse of a human wind machine!

I imagine him to be very much like a bagpipe. Give him a bit of a squeeze and some random noises will come out of him

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I imagine him to be very much like a bagpipe. Give him a bit of a squeeze and some random noises will come out of him

Ewww gross it would be like oozing liquids out of every hole Thats how disgusting he is

 

[AngelBabes]

I imagine him to be very much like a bagpipe. Give him a bit of a squeeze and some random noises will come out of him

Can you imagine the stench of his tax payers funded homeless accommodation? I bet he doesn’t clean his dirty hairy bum hole properly after he’s had a tit.

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Can you imagine the stench of his tax payers funded homeless accommodation? I bet he doesn’t clean his dirty hairy bum hole properly after he’s had a tit.

I mean he quite happily shits his pants… So you’re right, I doubt very much that he actually cleans his bum properly

He's not a big burper.....now if it was a fart challenge thats a different story

Not a big burper?!?! Tell us another whopper Marcus. I bet one of our talented beauts could make a movie montage of him burping like a wounded walrus…

 

[Rach88]

I mean he quite happily shits his pants… So you’re right, I doubt very much that he actually cleans his bum properly


Not a big burper?!?! Tell us another whopper Marcus. I bet one of our talented beauts could make a movie montage of him burping like a wounded walrus…

@Venom @KJ-2022

 

[Blondetech]

Anyone else astonished at how quickly he has overcome being a fake alcoholic ?
No meetings.
No GP or outside intervention.
Nothing.
It really is a load of bollocks miracle !

 

[AngelBabes]

Anyone else astonished at how quickly he has overcome being a fake alcoholic ?
No meetings.
No GP or outside intervention.
Nothing.
It really is a load of bollocks miracle !

Wow! Marcus is just a miracle that keeps on exceeding all miracle expectations!

 

[Rach88]

Maybe Marcus will make it as pm free triple cheeseburgers for everyone

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Might as well liven things up with a cheeky thread title suggestion.

#47

Ruthless and toothless.

 

[spaceraider69]

Marcus doesn’t burp like Prince Andrew doesn’t sweat!!

 

[AngelBabes]

I mean he quite happily shits his pants… So you’re right, I doubt very much that he actually cleans his bum properly


Not a big burper?!?! Tell us another whopper Marcus. I bet one of our talented beauts could make a movie montage of him burping like a wounded walrus…

I doubt his Jeremy Beadle hand would even reach his bum hole!

Yes, what a fabulous idea, a movie montage of the burping and farting beast sounding like a wounded walrus. That’s how disgusting we are beaut!

 

[The Duchess]

My god it’s quiet on here

 

[Mycatismad]

My god it’s quiet on here

I wonder if @Venom can put Marcus’s face on that tumbleweed.. We need something to lift our spirits!