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I had a few vinos last night because I'm an alcoholic it was Mr Pigs birthday.
That toe this morning has done me in! Cheers Carcus, can't even face my Rice Krispies now
So hang on!!!! …. He WANTS to die of alcohol poisoning but is about to check himself in to the doctors because that group of simpletons who follow him have told him his liver might be packing in ?!?!
why bother if death is the end goal?
I knew he would play this card honestly he’s such a cretin. Gosh if all it takes is drinking 4 bottles of water vodka to end up with liver failure how the fuck am I still alive
He really is pathetic . I knew this all along but this recent playing at being an alcoholic has put the tin lid on it. He’s actual quite dangerous as he’s clearly googled symptoms and is trying to convince others he has it. The level of manipulation with him shows someone who is in full control of their faculties
Well here we go again, as we all predicted. The ‘am I yellow?’ polls. Dear god - the toe, the heavy breathing, his FEET… Can he get any more disgusting?!?
Yes of course you are a funny colour Marcus.
You haven’t left your (slum) room for days
Get yourself out side in the beautiful sunshine otherwise you’ll end up looking like something out of Twilight !!
Disclaimer - he will NEVER look like anyone out of Twilight !!
So what is it?
We are all gonna see him living his best life soon.
Or dead in August.
He can't make his mind up!
Ps I hope its the first option, as much as I'd miss this thread.
He says the underside of his feet are blobby. I googled it and it seems like it's a new illness as nothing comes up. Imagine how much money he could earn with science right now
He says the underside of his feet are blobby. I googled it and it seems like it's a new illness as nothing comes up. Imagine how much money he could earn with science right now
Ok so let’s pretend it isn’t just a layer of filth because he never showers/changes his clothes/leaves his pit… If anything he’s probably got scurvy, because that mountain of melted cheese has literally never eaten a piece of fruit or a fresh vegetable in his life.
ETA: Google it Marcus! It can be your new ‘obsession’. Thanks beaut I’ve got OCD.
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