Marcus Mitchell #41 Marcus is boring don't mean to be harsh, so all us beauts have defected to Jodie Marsh

[TillyMint14]

Had his sulky face on and was looking fucking huge.

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Fuckin kip of that

 

[elliebellieboo]

Maybe it’s not an interview to work behind the counter, maybe it’s to dress up as Grimace

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Wouldn’t even need the costume!

 

[foollednomore]

Your name is ironic beaut cause she's fooled you, she's no angel, she's no queen she's not helping this at all

Yes you’re right but I suppose I can’t help feel for her how she lives in hope that he will learn to adult one day

 

[Tobodee]

 

[restingbtcface]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE SHORTS?

PJ bottoms

 

[Tobodee]

Made a little compilation entitled Something Marcus x

you need to add this to your CV and apply for a editing role on Love Island. Absolutely brilliant

 

[DollyDiamondxo]

Omg
Couldn't be arsed with work (yes Sid. Work)
But fuck it. Proper spring in my step after that.
Incredible

Too funny

 

[Gingerfattie]

He won’t last a day working at McDonald’s, if he even gets as far as the interview. It’ll get busy and he’ll start throwing large cokes at the wall

Too much, I’m picturing that MMMM from the travel tavern dayz

 

[Lady_Tabitha]

If you were a fly in the wall in my apartment you’d see shit kicking off! Mr. AB is so fucking fucked off with how much time I give myself to some fucking cunty cunt chops.

My Mr keeps saying "why are you watching that hateful cunt? You don't even know him"

 

[The Duchess]

Beauts can we all please give a very warm welcome to @PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy! Welcome beaut and enjoy the journey….although cunty chops is being extra boring right now!

you will get a great laugh reading that Masterpiece aka the wiki it really is comical and to believe it’s actually real life makes it even more funny and mind blowing at the same time enjoy and welcome beaut get yourself a fatchers

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Carcrash is too heavy for that electric scooter View attachment 1308629

That crack.

 

[Caw1982]

🥹 What did you do? You’re not missing anything!

Top one

It's live, in spoons and he looks fuming. He's now begging for drinks as he's pinned up the table number. He's got 2 bottles of cider on the go. Could this be it?

Fuck off not today!!! I'm going to have to make back up in case rahhhh

 

[Apple In My Pie]

Does anyone know what Marcus’s LinkedIn account is please? I’m looking for my next job and because Begginstein is so ‘viral’ and nearly blue tick ‘wanker’ famous, I thought if I connected with him, I could beg and he could help me find my next job. Thanks beauts!

As if he would know what linkedin is

 

[Gingerfattie]

On behalf of all of us (less talented) beauts and to all of those (extremely talented) beauts on here who keep us entertained with your fabulous skills, we salute you!

Love this guy btw

 

[AngelBabes]

Especially for you @Gingerfattie and I hope your ginger cat who actually isn’t fat is being a beaut!

And for anyone who hasn’t yet realized that cunty chops is the biggest cunt gracing the planet, IT IS TRUE! The word CUNT was derived from you!

 

[foollednomore]

Sid is about as far from an angel as you can get

Ok a dirty angel but even so I’d have disowned the disgrace of a human the way he treats her. He’s vile to her

 

[elliebellieboo]

GUILT. His behaviour proves his guilt

He knows what he did to that poor lad. The rotten bastard.

 

[AngelBabes]

Why does he have his air pods in his ears all the time?

He thinks he’s at work beaut (Spoons)! My colleagues walk around the office with their air pods in (I don’t own a pair) but they’re practically constantly on MS Teams so it makes sense for them. Maybe he’s always connected to his money making (begging / fraudulent) scams so he needs to know updated account credits at all times.

 

[Jemima puddleduck]

He sounds like he’s going to cry on his second declaration of “I’ve pissed myself”

 

[Chipsandcheese]

Ok I can’t be the only one who heard his friends tell him to push on the scooter and imagined they were with him in the travelodge hedge
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Is that noise right at the end him grunting?