Marcus Mitchell #24 Sat in Sids garden protesting as a garden gnome Diets gone tits up aint goin 2 rome

[TizzyTIzzle]

T minus 4 hours til he’s live slugging jaegar in the front garden and choking on his own snot and tears 🥱

Oh I do hope so!!!

 

[spaceraider69]

Same old predictable Marcus! Next week he will be back bigger and better

 

[Tellingtales]

Is anyone else worrying about how he’s going to make his aldi carbonaras in a travel lodge? Poor little sod is going to be wasting away

If he pops it under his armpit or moon chin, I’m sure it’ll heat up a treat

 

[Custardslice24]

Aye alright! Said that before

AKA he's going to back to flogging the Only Fans

 

[elliebellieboo]

Coke eyes much, Jesus wept. Making the most of travelodge to enjoy the March

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Hope his claims of living a private life like all else before it is a pack of lies.

 

[elliebellieboo]

Oh and Marcunt we know you read all these threads. I’m an addict waiting for treatment but I’m not a hypocrite with it, unlike yourself.

Hope his claims of living a private life like all else before it is a pack of lies.

He won’t be able to help himself, he feeds off it.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

I'm that star up in the sky
In My hotel getting high
Hey I made it
I'm insta famous
And I'm that little bit of hope
Even threw out my amazon rope
Hey I made it
Got the communal upgraded

 

[Chipsandcheese]

Aye alright! Said that before

I read that as ‘I’m going to stop airfrying my personal life’ which still would have kinda fit.

Anyway, shut up Marcus, we all know you’ll do nothing of the sort.

The bridge isn’t the best place to find love
So the travelodge is where we’re at
Me and my beauts at spoons drinking free shots
We drink fast and vomit slow
Come over and ask for an autograph and trust me I’ll pose like a celeb
Phone up the travelodge, tell them who I am so I can stay longer
And beauts you know I need you so
Your money is handy for a sponger like
Come on now follow my page
Pay me five pound and I’ll send you Christmas cards
Come on now follow my insta come on and follow my insta

I’m in love with the shape of Marcus
Looking just like an elephant carcus
In his fine yellow tee and mallets
I’m in love with his body
Kipping in that travelodge room, now his bedsheets smell like poo
Every day discovering more scams that are brand new
I’m in love with the shape of you….

Lord help me this has caused me to pass away

 

[pommynoir]

I'm that star up in the sky
In My hotel getting high
Hey I made it
I'm insta famous
And I'm that little bit of hope
Even threw out my amazon rope
Hey I made it
Got the communal upgraded

Fair play to ya This is probably the first one of these I’ve actually got what the song is I’m useless.

 

[Notsobeachbody]

The bridge isn’t the best place to find love
So the travelodge is where we’re at
Me and my beauts at spoons drinking free shots
We drink fast and vomit slow
Come over and ask for an autograph and trust me I’ll pose like a celeb
Phone up the travelodge, tell them who I am so I can stay longer
And beauts you know I need you so
Your money is handy for a sponger like
Come on now follow my page
Pay me five pound and I’ll send you Christmas cards
Come on now follow my insta come on and follow my insta

I’m in love with the shape of Marcus
Looking just like an elephant carcus
In his fine yellow tee and mallets
I’m in love with his body
Kipping in that travelodge room, now his bedsheets smell like poo
Every day discovering more scams that are brand new
I’m in love with the shape of you….

That's it. I'm deceased. ,

 

[elliebellieboo]

Then why are you still posting???

 

[QueenVamp88]

Every time he posts a photo with them hanging out his lugs

 

[elliebellieboo]

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Every time he posts a photo with them hanging out his lugs

Spot on his always look they’re trying too escape/too small

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Then why are you still posting??? View attachment 1118108

yeah course you will remember that

 

[emmer150]

Recap even though I'm furious it's 2 threads in a row I've not won thread title for.

Marcus became homeless. By that we mean he pitched up a tent in Sids garden.
He went silent for days in a bid to appear dead. Spoiler he's alive.
What's left of the LLL brigaders are harrasing Heidi who is just trying to get on with her life.
Marcus has a new bffl shofa.
Marcus just wants to be happy again.
Did a quick live from the bridge recently, whilst crying.
Is currently pitched up in travel lodge with a client he picked up off OnlyFans.
Sid now does flower jugs.
We found out his dads called Rich Mitch.

Apologies if I missed anything.

Dont forget swearing on our lives he was gunna do it. And going on about being a last shag. Disrespectful!

 

[darkmoon25]

Then why are you still posting??? View attachment 1118108

Exactly

 

[Crazy Horse]

Imagine conducting your life like he does, I would be embarrassed to duck. But he has such a high opinion of himself he thinks he is someone we are all jealous of Ok Marcus if you say so

 

[Sticky One]

I'm that star up in the sky
In My hotel getting high
Hey I made it
I'm insta famous
And I'm that little bit of hope
Even threw out my amazon rope
Hey I made it
Got the communal upgraded

No, you are trying to finish me off

Well I am super happy to see Marcus has returned and in good spirit next meltdown is approx 2 weeks away xx

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Waiting for him and Sid to collab something like him making a really unfunny meme to advertise her flowers. Something like a placed between his spread bum cheeks.