Did anyone screen record what he said ? Oh I saw it on Facebook, he's stealing our jokes cause he's got none of his own
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Marcus Mitchell #20 Marcus loses weight in his pungent PJ’s So he can start Only Fans and dish out BJ’s
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What a paraffinJesus weptbrb off to bleach my phone
Wow, i take back what i said about him not producing any original funny content, this is top level humour, peak comedyJesus wept
I cant believe not only does he laugh at his own crappy jokes, but he doesnt even edit it out, he leaves it in without seeming to realise how tragic it is!
Sad wanker
The mark on the wall where the family heirloom was hahahahaha ffsJesus wept
hahaha well spotted! Also loving your profile pic beaut
Thanks beaut, it proper cracks me every time I look at it. Looks like he's practising for his prison mugshot lmao
That’ll totally be the thumbnail pic for his Netflix series.
Who needs The Tinder Swindler when you could have The Instagram Crusher
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OMFG he is so disgusting. Does he honestly think people will watch this and be like ‘ooh yes please, gonna subscribe to his Onlyfans!’Jesus wept
Marcus you are not remotely funny or sexy in any way - you are a garbage human being. So give it up lad and get in the bin where you belong.
I’m so glad I have the jack grealish thread on here to go to in between Manky being disgusting
We’ve had a sample of he’s dirty talk before. Crushing bones but not in a Bad wayWould he even know any/ how to dirty talk
Forgot picture
woof, without the tooth in? He looks and sounds like a hillbilly on crackJesus wept
he made this same “my ass” joke to sid when she was making those shitballs of cheese for him when he gave up.
Seriously, imagine how bad that must smell. And his breath. On that fucked up diet of hot chocolate and prepackaged Mac and cheese, his insides must be ROTTEN. Eat some fibre and fruit and veg you giant twit. I wouldn’t be surprised if he literally never shits eating that stuff. Why does he hate his bowels so much? One minute he’sAmazing how he reads here and now he's sharing his tik toks on his insta and fb all of a sudden makes sure we see it all he obviously wants the attention he loves and craves
His latest one where he farts the dirty smelly little bastard
to Marcus’s bowels.I’m sure he shits liquid more often than solid.Seriously, imagine how bad that must smell. And his breath. On that fucked up diet of hot chocolate and prepackaged Mac and cheese, his insides must be ROTTEN. Eat some fibre and fruit and veg you giant twit. I wouldn’t be surprised if he literally never shits eating that stuff. Why does he hate his bowels so much? One minute he’spretendingtrying to stab them, the next minute trying to give them cancer…
For the 476th time I just want to take him under my wing and feed him properlySeriously, imagine how bad that must smell. And his breath. On that fucked up diet of hot chocolate and prepackaged Mac and cheese, his insides must be ROTTEN. Eat some fibre and fruit and veg you giant twit. I wouldn’t be surprised if he literally never shits eating that stuff. Why does he hate his bowels so much? One minute he’spretendingtrying to stab them, the next minute trying to give them cancer…
I’m putting my money on a MMMM of epic proportions by Sunday beauts
Just been watching family Guy and nearly wet myself when this scene happened because the first thing I thought of was Marcus
'Happier times'
In spirit of throwback Thursday… here’s my all time favourite video to remind us of happier times.
Let’s all pray we get new memories soon
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