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Marcus Mitchell #19 airfrying and lying, making bets with sid, he'll drop a few stone for 200 quid
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I absolutely howled at this
duck me, between this and the chicken big Mac Marcus has well and truly out Marcussed himself tonight I need a lie down beauts
Jesus H. Christ on a paddleboard beauts, i can't even believe what we are witnessing.
There is no goddamn way that fucker is less than 20st. Not a chance. Unless he is like 4ft tall?!
And no mate, with thise kind of reserves you not "starving" yourself for a good 6 months.
AND A bleeping CHICKEN BIG MAC.
Lord take the wheel.
I need a bleeping lay down too after that.
Unbelievable.
There is no goddamn way that fucker is less than 20st. Not a chance. Unless he is like 4ft tall?!
And no mate, with thise kind of reserves you not "starving" yourself for a good 6 months.
AND A bleeping CHICKEN BIG MAC.
Lord take the wheel.
I need a bleeping lay down too after that.
Unbelievable.
I’ve been meaning to ask beaut, whose tit is that in your profile pic?
Forgot about thatRemember when he was gonna take a year off social media for his mental health
. Sids probably running low on clients and the rent needs paying.
Billly bullshitterRemember when he was gonna take a year off social media for his mental health
Remember when he was gonna take a year off social media for his mental health
I know he’s trying To troll us but I don’t think he understands he’s pushing followers away lol
Omg this thread tonight. After a shocking day this has had me grinning from ear to ear. Moving to a new city with no money - not such an issue when you exist by sponging alone- not being able to speak Geordie- bit harder. How will you ask for a chicken Big Mac and directions to the benefits office?
shall we all agree that’s he needs to shave his eyebrows off ?
Seeing as when we say stuff on here he copies it days after
Seeing as when we say stuff on here he copies it days after
Amy Jane take a Amy Jane take a bow Throw your mallets into the fire
Come on and join the ones that you love and who love you
Ahhhh I miss this era of she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar thread
He’s probably been on Duolingo wondering why Newcastle isn’t one of the language options
honestly he really doesn’t have anything between the ears does he? Thick as tit
Imagine being on a diet of pasta, cheese, and hot chocolate, then rewarding yourself after four 6 days with a Big Mac meal. The state of his insides must be a mess. He’s going to stop losing weight because he won’t be shitting ever, what with the lack of fruit and veg and fibre. Jesus H Christ - how bleeping bad must he smell 
dont forget he’s eating ‘the odd grape’ too!Imagine being on a diet of pasta, cheese, and hot chocolate, then rewarding yourself afterfour6 days with a Big Mac meal. The state of his insides must be a mess. He’s going to stop losing weight because he won’t be shitting ever, what with the lack of fruit and veg and fibre. Jesus H Christ - how bleeping bad must he smell
Tbf his diet today say Big Mac, carborna, hot choc and grapes, it’s not the greatest but if he actually did over 10000 steps he’d probs see a slight difference,Imagine being on a diet of pasta, cheese, and hot chocolate, then rewarding yourself afterfour6 days with a Big Mac meal. The state of his insides must be a mess. He’s going to stop losing weight because he won’t be shitting ever, what with the lack of fruit and veg and fibre. Jesus H Christ - how bleeping bad must he smell
So really even him cutting down the food with no exercise is pretty bleeping pointless Marcus Huns
That’s true beaut! I guess he is getting his fruit quota in
It’s funny how much he’s avoiding any exercise - like, he’d rather literally starve himself than get off his ass and get the steps in. Clearly he doesn’t give a duck about his actual health - he’s going about it all in the worst possible way.
It's the big man himself! Quite the specimen of sweater yams that one - bigger cones than mine!
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