Not Greg? What? Is that his middle name or something?
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I don’t think it’s unusual though? My FIL uses his middle name too and I’d consider that his real name
Matthew Gregory Penn, or so says companies house
I agree with pp, middle name use isn’t unusual. My mother uses her middle name
I find him utterly revolting.
In what way? Just curious! Looks or personality or both?
I don’t know …. Just something about him turns my stomach - All that posing in the bath and his horrible beard - eughhhh !
Ooh this is tea indeed. What’s his real name?
Omg nooooooo ! 
He’s got small, piggy eyes (imo)
Agreed! He always looks greasy too (even when he’s just posing with a drink and not in diy mode), no wonder he needs to spend all that time in the bath!
For me it’s the personality. He’s just vile. Calling people Madame. I find him so immature.
For me he comes across as the opposite, like a weird slimy uncle (despite the fact that I’m older than him!). I could do without the ‘Madame’ business. He definitely loves the ‘man at C&A’ posing and fishing for the adoration of the female IGers though (of course, they always gushingly oblige). Plus, reminding us that he has massive hands with every third post
. Like anyone gives a tit.I do like his renovation content though. He does genuinely seem to be lovingly restoring that house.
Slimy uncle a perfect description …. He’s gross.
Haha I’m alone in my lusting but then I know what’s under the scruffs 
Are the hand really as big as he says?Haha I’m alone in my lusting but then I know what’s under the scruffs
They do look big when he’s clutching a beer can but that’s not necessarily a selling point for me.
1) It’s not really something to boast about, it’s an accident of genetics
2) It doesn’t make you any more of a man than someone with smaller hands
3) I don’t necessarily want ginormous spades prodding at me (I have the same policy for dentists).
Not just the hands
I’m 100% with you on all 3 points, just wondered if they were ginormous or not!
The only thing inflated is his ego - knob head.