Man With A Hammer

[it’s not been changed?!]

Oh god. I’m embarrassed for him.

 

[Libertine]

Our Cots is desperate to be an influencer.

She always looks as greasy as the Manchild.

 

[Tess_Tickles]

Those paintings that her Mum did are pretty horrific. “Talented artist” where? Does she hate her daughter?

 

[Alloallo]

I cannot tell you how relieved I am to find this thread. The unbearable fake middle class persona, the too tight shirts and the constant heave inducing "I'm just a *nice* guy" narrative, drives me nuts! I don't get it, everything is an ad everything is #gifted and all this "I've done everything single-handedly" is absolute bollocks. I remember he threw a almighty strop when someone dared to point out that there were multiple different mugs in the room he videoed -all with tea in, when he insisted he was on his own and was "battling on alone"

 

[Libertine]

Cringeworthy.

As if that wasn't enough, he's also decided to inform us that he's having a vasectomy in the next few weeks.

Old Greggles is telling you he doesn’t entirely trust you, Cotty.

 

[Libertine]

Not gonna lie… Cotty gives me the ick, too. Could be the name Potty Cotty or could be that she’s shacked up with a big cry baby manchild.

 

[GossipMongoose]

Footage of the new gf in the bath now with <nudge nudge> references to how it took so much longer than expected to get the footage. Greg was doing the sex with his girlfriend and he wants us all to know. Look at her naked, EVERYONE! LOOK!

 

[ClareMcD]

Boke…choosing a dress for Cotty, his latest stories are cringe. Greg is well under the thumb and Cotty has got her feet well and truly under that table…she saw an opportunity and took it….shell fleece him someday

 

[RedRuby470]

Omg her comment ‘advocating for the freedom of choice’ WHAT
WHAT
I cannot!!!

Freedom of choice doesn’t even come close to what this is!
Freedom of choice is what the women of America are having ripped away from them!

not Greg getting his bollox chopped.
Fuck me.

 

[Showmethemoonie]

Some men age like fine wines. Greg is aging like a pot of gone off yogurt.

 

[Alloallo]

Reading their latest insta posts of their Christmas round up, they appear to be trying to be the next Strawbridges (escape to the chateau)

I thought this!! All the weird "old chap" *chortle* stuff is very forced and puts me in mind of Dick Strawbridge. Trying to create an "eccentric gentleman" persona. It gives me the heaves to be honest, a bit like when people do baby voices. It's very calculated and I have no doubt will be followed up with various "admirals" products like wallpaper collabs etc soon enough

 

[GossipMongoose]

More whining about the 0.25% of mildly dissenting comments he gets on his posts. Actually, I should correct myself. He's not whining, he's got a very thick skin (almost blubber <chortle>). He just cares about all those other fragile influencers getting their wallpaper slagged off.

 

[GossipMongoose]

Those tiles are naff as anything. From a distance they look like well made, classic delft style tiles but the images on them are so tacky. The couple's portrait, the initials, his IG nickname/brand FGS. He plays up this timeless, tasteful, 'old chap' persona but he really is just a tacky insta-shill when all said and done.

 

[haveuseenmyfriendbert]

Did not expect that. I find him quite camp, assumed (wrongly) he was gay

 

[Libertine]

I’m seeing the Creme de Menthe party room in a whole new light.

 

[GossipMongoose]

I find his constant reminders that he intends to remain child free boring and redundant for an interiors account.

Cringeworthy.

As if that wasn't enough, he's also decided to inform us that he's having a vasectomy in the next few weeks.

 

[Libertine]

His account has become very boring.

Giving up the day job always ruins previously interesting accounts because it kicks off the relentless begging.

 

[Skewbedu]

Can't afford to put the heating on, but goes on an epic adventure to Sri Lanka and this year can afford a massive, ugly eff off ring and a hairy bikers style Vietnam trip.

Oh to be that level of poor...

 

[Alloallo]

Finding his increasing "couple" content a bit tedious. I know it can't all be DIY but the gushing posts about how fabulous "Cot" is are wearing a bit thin. I get the feeling there's a lot more on the way as she is pushed on her way to influencer by his account. I give it a year before she's got either an account pushing "vintage style" a book or both

 

[GossipMongoose]

No one cares about how many child Greg isn't having except Greg. Why do we need yet another post/substack about this?

Greg mate, your fertility is not worrying the women of middle England. Stand down Sir!

For a man who is comfortable with his childfree status, he sure feels the need to justify it an embarrassing amount.