Lynsey Queen of Clean #5 She’s NOT a Celebrity, Get Her Out of Here!

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Penny for them

Penny for them

I can't believe she has been given a roomba-how dare she say she didn't rate it she's such a witch - she's no clue what she's talking about. I'm annoyed- also her stupid comment about joggers out in her walk. At least they ain't shopping every day!! She's so judgmental,these covid police yet are unable to follow guidelines themselves.
 
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Cantfindanuniqueusername

Cantfindanuniqueusername

Sorry guys but have we found out which petrol stations etc are open Christmas Day in the area so Linz doesn’t miss out on her retail ferapy?
 
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Gemz27

I love a house renovation so was quite excited for her content on the house but my god its utter tit! No patio doors off the kitchen, the living room is so small its pathetic, why would you do that to your house, I'm sure she said it was to have a bigger hallway and downstairs toilet, id rather have a bigger living room over that.
Also her spelling errors annoy the life out of me, the bowels rather than bowls is just 🤭😬
 
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Libertine1975

Libertine1975

LQOC #6 Pepto Palace with a glitter shitter follow along with the hashtags don't be a quitter!

LQOC #6 on toilet Tuesday cleans her bowels, on a Sunday steams her jowls
 
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Cantfindanuniqueusername

Cantfindanuniqueusername

Did anyone else think, good way to sort glitter - don’t buy loads of crap containing it from B&M? It’s not like her daughters are 5 years old running round with glittery crafts and stuff everywhere
 
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Sloppys

Good god the amount of tit in that garage. I thought over lockdown she cleared it ready for the house renovations. I can’t believe she’s filled it with so much crap again already. I suppose though if you go shopping everyday of the week, it’s all got to go somewhere 🤷‍♀️
 
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Maggie28

Gemz27 said:
I love a house renovation so was quite excited for her content on the house but my god its utter tit! No patio doors off the kitchen, the living room is so small its pathetic, why would you do that to your house, I'm sure she said it was to have a bigger hallway and downstairs toilet, id rather have a bigger living room over that.
Also her spelling errors annoy the life out of me, the bowels rather than bowls is just 🤭😬
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The flow of the house is completely off. Mind you so is cocknose. The money she has wasted. She must be gutted, surly she can see what a huge mistake she has made.
 
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MeliBelly

MeliBelly

Libertine1975 said:
LQOC #6 Pepto Palace with a glitter shitter follow along with the hashtags don't be a quitter!

LQOC #6 on toilet Tuesday cleans her bowels, on a Sunday steams her jowls
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Love love love the second one!

Libertine1975 said:
LQOC #6 Pepto Palace with a glitter shitter follow along with the hashtags don't be a quitter!

LQOC #6 on toilet Tuesday cleans her bowels, on a Sunday steams her jowls
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Can we also change her to L-QVC just to put the cherry on top 😂
 
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indigoipswich

If i told you … said:
I think her next thread should have the word bowels in. I’m not witty enough to come up with anything x
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Possibly too long and sung to let is snow....

oh the weather outside is frightful, and her bowels are so delightful, Boris says stay at home, Lynsey no Lynsey no Lynsey!
 
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Anon89

indigoipswich said:
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Possibly too long and sung to let is snow....

oh the weather outside is frightful, and her bowels are so delightful, Boris says stay at home, Lynsey no Lynsey no Lynsey!
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Love it!
The last line could also be: Lynsey says no, no, no!
 
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