Lynsey Queen of Clean #15 Our Lyns boasting in the Daily Mail, but really she’s just an epic fail

[Shineyshine]

Why would not just ask your neighbours not to feed them?
I can't imagine she is behind the door when something like this is annoying her.

Because her neighbours probably hate old Hyacinth and are feeding the pigeons for spite.

 

[Doodlebug71]

I promise you Lynsey . .
NOBODY CARES

I find this whole filming every moment of what should be a family holiday exhausting so it's clear to me she really is CRAZY and not in a funny way.

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Wow. Inspiring words there cocknose.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Look at the PT's own stories today. He's a nasty piece of work. Accusing people of not having a sense of humour and claiming that he uses the word MILF in a completely different way and if anyone has a problem with it, then they can f**k off.

I've reported his account.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Jesus Christ that gingham dress she’s going to look like an over sized school kid , absolutely hideous. Thank god for one small miracle though , it’s a good lenf . Totally thick idiot

Even Laura Ingalls Wilder wouldn't be caught dead in that!

 

[Doodlebug71]

I vomited up better looking things than this. I can just imagine my family’s faces if I served this up to them.

Only barbies gran basterdise anything she turns her hands to.

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

Does she really get up at 5.30 every morning? I just wonder why as she has no real job to be on time for? What’s with the going to Marks every Saturday morning, dog on the bridge on Sundays. I don’t get how anyone can be so mundane

 

[Shineyshine]

I can imagine Lynsey getting jealous very easily of someone else’s success, even when it’s in some very minor or trivial area. Especially a person who she perceives is inferior to herself. She obviously has tickets on herself and thinks she’s top of the pops, so if Babs did receive some type of recognition, I can fully see the Pepto Princess losing her shit.

I’d love to be a fly on the wall when she’s having a tantrum Poor Rib…

 

[Tamij]

If he’s not back peddling on his use of MILF then he should be.
I may be what he classes as a ‘Snowflake’ but at least I’m not some predatory cunt.

 

[beaniebobble]

Andy pandy wants his play suit back.

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Not an AD… but here’s my link marked AD in the next story

I've asked before and I'll ask again - just how FICK does she think her followers are?!?!

I refuse to believe anyone follows this woman other than fellow huns, bots and tattlers laughing at the clownery!

 

[Frenchgirl]

And she puts origami on her crumpets. And she says literally far too many times.

 

[Shineyshine]

I need a picture please

Here you go - looking like an overgrown toddler in her dungarees wiv the gaping button at the waist…

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

Should have used the washing up liquid she just purchased the other day from Asda for the oven tray

 

[Shineyshine]

What a drip

He is like. If he’s happily married he needs to tell his face because the camera never lies. Any time he is smiling you can tell she’s ordered him to do it because it looks unnatural and forced. I’d feel sorry for Rib, except that he’s an enabler, so no, he needs to get his nuts back from Lynsey’s Goocci bag and set her straight.

 

[Opinionated]

God so much to unpack from todays stories
1. It’s leaves not leafs (last week it was shelfs instead of shelves)
2. You don’t use hot water on stains it sets them
3. Why are you faffing about with that steamer it won’t get rid of the creases. Do it steady and straight
4. How can you steam a dress that the bottom of it is draped on the floor?
That is all for now. She’s as fick as fuck

 

[Opinionated]

It’s a nice thing they’ve done but why do they have to behave like a couple of dicks

Just come on here to post the video. She’s such a dick I’ve got second hand embarrassment for her

 

[blahfeblah]

Her hair
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Her hair

And can’t deal with the trainers! They don’t even match colour wise!

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

I’d love to know who she gets to film her catwalks

 

[Mum3boys]

Did her invite to Alison Hammond’s birthday party get lost in the post

She couldn’t make it , she had levver beef and some sad miserable vegetables to attempt to chew, which may take some time if im honest wiv you as the beef looks like someone’s old shoe