Fitst stop ....she is so slap dash so aye
Lynsey Queen of Clean #15 Our Lyns boasting in the Daily Mail, but really she’s just an epic fail
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You don't need colour Lynsey. I'd rather be pale as duck than risk cancer. What a stupid cow even advertising she is going on tanning beds.
Her husband looks whip beaten
He is like a whipped dug hen so aye
Wet dish mop springs to mind. He served up one slice of cake to share ffs - he needs to get his balls back from Lynsey’s Gucci handbag… although I notice she’s tagged mulberry in today (obviously bought a new bag to showcase her wealth
)My husband would tell me to get fucked if I tried to share a minuscule piece of cake, there is no wealth here to smell here hen so am swerving back intae ma ain laneWet dish mop springs to mind. He served up one slice of cake to share ffs - he needs to get his balls back from Lynsey’s Gucci handbag… although I notice she’s tagged mulberry in today (obviously bought a new bag to showcase her wealth
Tonsa love m
Cor the advert for that pot- which does exactly the same thing as one of the hotel glasses… holds the toothbrushes and toothpaste. She really will flog anything! I also expect a nice ASA report with those packing cubes later too- undeclared ad again. She should look at Hinch and the backlash and learn really!
She won’t learn anything hen as she is utterly fick, so aye
Im so excited for her holiday. .
Its never without dramas and complaints and this is what I'm here for if I'm honest wiff you
Its never without dramas and complaints and this is what I'm here for if I'm honest wiff you
Pouting poolside in a pink bikini being brought cheap plonk by Rib the manservantIm so excited for her holiday. .
Its never without dramas and complaints and this is what I'm here for if I'm honest wiff you
can’t wait if I’m honest wiv you
I will need pictures
Do we know where the lego hair family are going on their holiday? Ave been away oan ma holiday Smell the wealth so may have missed it so aye
She mentioned a while back going to Rome
I am sure the boy will just love being dragged round a city taking pictures of her in ugly dresses , jump suits and not forgetting the sandals 
This should be a boujee jurnee fur us hens wae her scoring the toilets with her torch so ayeShe mentioned a while back going to Rome
“Peanut butter, don’t have if allergic to nuts” NO tit SHERLOCK 
Rome?!? I can’t imagine a worse place for QOC to visit. Busy, noisy, rough & ready and full of Italians that will have zero tolerance for any Karen behaviour!!She mentioned a while back going to Rome
So she has been using that pot for years
but only showing it now, yeah right Lynsey, and was she steaming that denim jumpsuit to pack? the one she was wearing all day 
, sorry but I prefer to wash my clothes after wearing, a steamer is great for getting creases out and possibly freshing up something worn for a short period of time but not something I have been out doing shopping in.Im wiv you all on this one hens, this holiday journee will no doubt be entertaining as she searches out filf and gets pissed every day on cheap plonk. Wonder if she will wear those sandals she had last time with her toes hanging out like a bag of monster munch
Wonder if Rib has done a spreadsheet of where they can go and how much they can spend on food
Aye probably hen. He will no doubt spend most of his holiday on waiter duty to this drunken lush and her wine addiction. Wonder if he will give old Lyns a leg up on Sunday just so they don’t miss their weekly bridge experience
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