I vomited up better looking things than this. I can just imagine my family’s faces if I served this up to them. 
Lynsey Queen of Clean #15 Our Lyns boasting in the Daily Mail, but really she’s just an epic fail
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Mango chutney and feta? On pasta? Oh and where’s the rest of it?
Who the duck puts mango chutney on pasta?!I vomited up better looking things than this. I can just imagine my family’s faces if I served this up to them.
My 8 year old would eat double of that portion
That’s possibly the blandest pile of vom on a plate I’ve ever seen. I’d be sneaking out to macca’s instead
Looks like the cheese has split / curdled, and as for the combination of mango chutney with feta and pasta… wtf.
That's a portion for a three year old surely?
She really does have a very unhealthy relationship with food.
She really does have a very unhealthy relationship with food.
It was the upping her protein because she’s training extra hard comment that made me almost spit my coffee out! She’s having a bleeping giraffe if she thinks that omelette with a few olives scattered in it is high protein. She has no idea what she’s on about
God that food is making me wretch it looks like drunken sick
Only barbies gran basterdise anything she turns her hands to.I vomited up better looking things than this. I can just imagine my family’s faces if I served this up to them.
It’s probably a bum worm from the devil dog dragging it’s bum across the floorHow dirty is the skirting boards and what looks like a small worm too on the floor?
Aye hen we have all seen evil Hetty drag her arse across the carpet in a reflection so ayeIt’s probably a bum worm from the devil dog dragging it’s bum across the floor
I think this article was written for old lyns 
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There is also a great article in the mail too. She will be well served by reading these articles today instead of the pretend cleaning that she does 
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I actually made this recipe last night. It’s not an Lyns original but Amy Sheppard’s take on the baked feta/ tomato pasta that was all over tik tok a while ago. The mango chutney actually gives it such a nice flavour… Mine looked better than hers though, and my portion was about 4x that size
This video is sooooooo cringe… with the “we’ve had a lovely little chat”
Someone please stop her!
Someone please stop her!
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Why does she have to be so cringey 
she’s like a nerdy kid trying to be cool! And those trousers they’re 5 inches too short she looks ridiculous
she’s like a nerdy kid trying to be cool! And those trousers they’re 5 inches too short she looks ridiculous 
So Cocknose goes to London knowing that the weathers bad trains are now delayed and cancelled due to the weather. Doesn’t take a brain surgeon to explain a little bit . There’s many options she could’ve chosen to do my first thought would to rearrange the meeting. If that wasn’t possible zoom call it. Another option was take an overnight case because travel can be unpredictable. She’s such a fick idiot hope she’s stuck serve her right.
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