Lynsey Queen of Clean #13 Barbie’s Granny in her Boo Hoo dress tbh wiv you she looks a mess

[Shineyshine]

If she ate more food and got the correct nutrition through her diet she wouldn’t need to take all these supplements.

 

[Mum3boys]

Cock nose goes to the gym to pose in her teenagers cropped gym top, flick her pony tail and do a few strange facial expressions and that’s about it . Think she started with a mid life crisis after all that strange behavior when the builders were in

 

[melonsandlemons]

Nobody likes a big head Lyndsey. How many brags can she het into one story.
size 9 jeans post giving birth to twins
still fit into jeans she wore at 24...oh bore off!

I’m surprised she’s kept them all this time. Everything is worn once and then off to the charity shop!

 

[kettlecrisp32]

I just can't take her seriously "Bored Water"

She’s so dull, even her water is bored.

 

[melonsandlemons]

Is she seriously using the dishwasher to wash a baseball cap? Meanwhile the rest of the world tries to conserve energy and reduce our bills!

I always wonder why she can’t just chuck them in a washing machine. What a waste? 3 caps in a dishwasher… with cutlery underneath!!!

 

[Opinionated]

Erm, how about scraping your plates off before loading the dishwasher, Queen of Cleaning? Or teaching your children to do it. Housework 101…

I thought that there’s actually a Lynsey portion of spaghetti in that waste trap!! she’s such a dirty lazy bitch

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

Anyone else get the feeling that halfway through her story moaning about the doorbell ringing constantly, she realized we would know it’s all parcels and freebies for her? Her eyes started darting and she said quickly said it could be a parcel for a neighbour or a random person. Sure Lynsey

 

[Shineyshine]

Poor Rib always looks so put upon and down trodden. Does Lynsey ever go to the bar? It seems to be his lot in life to carry trays of drinks, be it coffees or alcohol, so that Lynsey can film him serving her.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Good time for your phone to freeze

Just for you @DCICassieStuart

 

[Bojangles]

Her sun damage is shocking. That woman needs a sunscreen collab asap. She may promote and use it then! Her chest looks shocking! I know she’s in her 50’s but it’s never too late to protect your skin from further damage!

 

[youare1]

What’s she using her tumble dryer for? Those things would dry quickly over a clothes horse in this heat. Just open the windows a bit, even if it’s raining. She’s such a bad example to people.

I was just thinking the same, she is so wasteful in every aspect of her life and has the cheek to waffle on about environmental friendly products.

 

[Kezza_69]

Those "Trainners" of Ribs . .
They were barely filfy if I'm honest wiff you ( they're dog walking trainners ffs )
Bizarrely, they looked worse AFTER the wash!!

MASSIVE fail Lynsey. .
Get back to watching your washing dry, the wevvers perfict for that!!

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

‘Rob stop being an idiot’ Jeez she loves showing them all up, must be on the plonk

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Off to the bridge! Can’t think why demon dog wouldn’t be happy in this glowrious wevver if I’m honest wif you

 

[Tea and Toast]

Im sure if she cut back on the plonk her anxiety would improve. .
Dont blame everything on the menopause

 

[Shineyshine]

Who called the walk round the cleaning aisle? Bingo!

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Take notes Cocknose my dogs have already had an early walk went at 5.30 it was 20c UV at 0 now I’m off to the gym to see a proper PT where I’ll leave drenched in sweat unlike you do.

Don't be silly, whatever's going on with the WEVVER, the queen has her minute by minute daily routine and everyone at the pepto palace follows along, demon dog included!

 

[Opinionated]

Did this hit a nerve? She’s spent the whole day cleaning the hoarding hutch and is now gifting out products, like she should have done all along if she was a decent person. Quite clearly on the plonk too judging by this face…

It’s the black eyes for me. She’s been at the aesthetics again but on the cheap looking at the mess of her face. Her top lip is no different as the filler has been displaced. She’s had cheek and jaw filler that’s made her look fat in the face. She needs to start doing something with that leather looking chest. She looks like Madge off Benidorm

 

[Mum3boys]

What the fuck is she wearing they are so unflattering to those super sized canoe feet if I’m honest wiv you lyns you are looking more like a clown every day

 

[Opinionated]

Taking devil dog out on one of the hottest days!!!! DOGS WILL NOT DIE THROUGH LACK OF A WALK stupid bint and I don’t care if it was early it’s still hot all to put it on the gram your boring fucking life