Oh but its okay if someone is with her
you need to have a good memory if you are going to be economical with the truth 
something these instaloons don’t have. So she was setting the alarms off yesterday in the shops but it was okay as it meant they got talking to lots of people - a positive out of a negative, oh okay then Lynsey 
somehow I don’t think so think you would have been a tad more stroppy and don’t you know who I am vibe.
Jesus Christ just put the tree up ffs u don’t need to schedule itShe's scheduled putting the Christmas tree up into the family planner.
As Superintendent Chalmers once said "The rod up that man's butt must have a rod up its butt"
He was talking about Principal Skinner, but I reckon he knows Lynsey
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Obviously they’re all far too important and lead such busy lives - unlike the rest of us plebs who can just decide on a day and do it
She really cannot remember what rubbish she spouts, same as the washing up liquid, doing testing on eco brands the other day and then posts a picture of one her husband treated her too
but states had this one before and loved it so why not just say that the other day instead of testing the others and acting like you are trying to find a good eco one?? She really gets on my wick.Lynsey you used to promote steam cleaning which is far better than a whole host of chemical laden products you peddle. It’s far better for the environment not to mention safe around pets all those chemicals are breathed in even if windows are open.
I wonder if it was a TM party that she’s now not invited to…
There has definitely been a "switch" in her relationship with TM . .So what’s happened to the special event she was meant to be going to
Now that would be the funniest thing everSo what’s happened to the special event she was meant to be going to
or it was another swipe up for a dress that has been sent back and there never was an ‘event’Her sundays are so regimented and boring as duck, same bed stripping, evil dog lifted at bridge and a dry as duck roast..Another dull dinner for The Crombies today . .
Imagine, imagine if your life was really that regimented? No stepping away from routines and go go go constantly?
Who wants to iron? Not me.
Who wants to iron on a Sunday? CERTAINLY not me!!
Who wants a bottle of washing up liquid as a "treat"? . . My husband would be wearing it
Ive lazed about all day, not even stepped out of the house, I've stayed in, in a sloppy ol onesie, cuddling my dogs.
Perfect.
Im just listing my chinese takeaway and if it were possible to get it delivered, I would, they dont . . So I'll HAVE to go pick it up.
Lazy bastads!
