They're all very slim , lynsey girls and Jake , shes often called them out on hidden sweet wrappers and I've recalled many times shes cooked that there is not a lot of food for 5 people , granted the least ones could be eating out . I do pick up there may be food issues or food portion issues .. OR they are all naturally very slim .
Lynsey Queen of Clean #10 Recycled Clips, Useless Tips and Please Stop Pouting Your Blown Up Lips
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She can’t even stir a stock cube properly to dissolve it, let alone chop carrots into perfectly sized and shaped batons…
Using the ironing board at this height WILL NOT save your back… the irony is you’ll still be bending over hurting your back!
Using the ironing board at this height WILL NOT save your back… the irony is you’ll still be bending over hurting your back!
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Queen of clean??????? Does she not wipe her appliances?? and as for that skirting board does no one think to give it a fresh coat of paint? I like, most of us live in houses that are not perfect and are lived in but when you act like certain things are below you - like standards of cleanliness when you are travelling or in a hotel etc don't go on about it when your own house is not perfect.
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She only needs to get on her hands and knees and along with a scrub daddy and a bit of pink stuff and those scuff marks will be gone! Like we all say … she is a lazy mare
That skirting’s taken a battering. They only had the house remodelled last year. Looks as though there’s dings out of it and the wall too.
The fikk as fukk frumpy fashionista strikes again
Clod hoppers my Mam would call these monstrosities 
Look like they’re made of plastic as well. Fake as duck, just like her.
Look like they’re made of plastic as well. Fake as duck, just like her.
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Christ, those boots! 
She looks as though she's heading off to work in an abattoir.
She looks as though she's heading off to work in an abattoir.
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So the boots ( like MOST of her clothing/footwear ) are an #ad . .
Surely, if you are gifted something, in return for a plug, you'd describe the product professionally?
They're comfortable and come up to here ( points to calf ) just wouldn't be enough for me . .
Speaks volumes of the cheap and nasty, throwaway fashions she promotes for!
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Surely, if you are gifted something, in return for a plug, you'd describe the product professionally?
They're comfortable and come up to here ( points to calf ) just wouldn't be enough for me . .
Speaks volumes of the cheap and nasty, throwaway fashions she promotes for!
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They are grotesque 
. Is she wearing them for a bet ?!
. Is she wearing them for a bet ?!I am so surprised at companies gifting her stuff in return for an ad, she really hasn’t a clue about selling and how to promote an item properly, same with everything she has been given. Although I don’t know the details of what she is expected to do but I would not be happy if I was a company who gifted something and she only spoke about it the once for a few seconds. We never got a proper description of the gifted fridge etc and should it be marked gifted every time she shows it?So the boots ( like MOST of her clothing/footwear ) are an #ad . .
Surely, if you are gifted something, in return for a plug, you'd describe the product professionally?
They're comfortable and come up to here ( points to calf ) just wouldn't be enough for me . .
Speaks volumes of the cheap and nasty, throwaway fashions she promotes for!
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It’s waffling Wednesday everyone. I’m not sure it’s quite the weather here to clean windows if I’m honest wiv you. I’ve not got an advert calendar that’s you a walking ad for all the junk you peddle. However I’ve got a lovely beauty advent calendar from John Lewis this year.
Well that’s a lie Lynsey…I thought I would give this tip a try the other day. My fish pond was frozen over, you could see your breath in the air but the path was dry so I put some washing out. 8 hours later, my towels were still soaking and absolutely freezing and my knickers were frozen solid 
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Well that’s a lie Lynsey…I thought I would give this tip a try the other day. My fish pond was frozen over, you could see your breath in the air but the path was dry so I put some washing out. 8 hours later, my towels were still soaking and absolutely freezing and my knickers were frozen solid
it's the most ridiculous tip I've heard but she pushes it all the time. Surely the path is always dry just before it rains?!
Can anyone else not stand the way she sings waffling, she just doesn't appear to be able to say it normally.
Based on Lynz's current habits it's actually WANKERED Wednesday 
(followed by frow up fursday to give the bathroom in the pepto palace a lil extra pop of colour... hic)
(followed by frow up fursday to give the bathroom in the pepto palace a lil extra pop of colour... hic)
I was just coming here to say EXACTLY the same thing!!
Just when you think its impossible to dislike someone anymore than you do already this twit comes along with her "WAFF" ling tag line . .
Oh duck off Lynsey . .
You are like thrush
Her plug today for Swan saucepans. .
All she says is they are great, and come in a range of colours
Speaks volumes about her cookery skills ( if I'm honest wiff you ) . ..
Anyone looking for new pans would want to know the weight of them, are they non-stick? Can they go in the oven . . Are the lids glass etc etc
Yet another piss poor promotion from grabby granny pants Lynsey. .
Anyway . .
W a f F er Li ng!!
All she says is they are great, and come in a range of colours
Speaks volumes about her cookery skills ( if I'm honest wiff you ) . ..
Anyone looking for new pans would want to know the weight of them, are they non-stick? Can they go in the oven . . Are the lids glass etc etc
Yet another piss poor promotion from grabby granny pants Lynsey. .
Anyway . .
W a f F er Li ng!!
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