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Lydia Millen #97 Nicky and Claire enjoying playdates; should've apologised Billy no-mates!
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More and more I feel like I'm watching 2 bratty teenagers pretending to be grownups, dressing up, playing house. Even the way they interact with each other is like 2 children pretending to be a couple and "banter".
The choices they keep making in the Millen Pound Bungalow are disjointed at best, and downright cringe. Carrie posted a photo of Bolly on Lydia's staircase, on Bolly's Insta and if you zoom in, the paint job is very uneven next to the runner on the stairs. Not to Ken's standards at all. How many times has the skirting in that house been ripped off to change the colour? How many times has it been nailed back up and patched? Have to wonder how brittle everything in that house is, from all the ripping apart and redoing.
Ali goes to bee school which is aces. But then won't leave the bees alone, which is a no-no. He keeps calling them "the girls" which makes no sense if he actually studied as much as he claims.
The pheasant paper being on the wonk, the bed fiasco of mattress dimension errors, the nasty insistence she would never paint the raw oak doors, only to stain them black and then paint them the colour of bronchial snot. The ridiculous tiny tub that looks like a caricature in that horribly dank bathroom. The colours that don't go. The claim of having antique artwork that is blatantly not true as evidenced by the multiple other clients of Lauren Costly who all have the same piece. The stupid "antique" smelly boots and walking sticks posed just so. The obsession with brushes left next to bars of soap that aren't on proper soap trays. Now the rusty industrial fire pit to be surrounded by oak couches and soon to be balding and dying olive trees. I could go on and on and on.
Tantrums over donuts. Posting photos with actual dog tit on the floor in the frame. Their diet of pasta and cheese whilst home but only free room service burgers when on "staycations". Their wariness to venture to any restaurant that will require them to pay for themselves. Shilling other brands whilst on a PR trip for a different brand. Looking unkempt when showcasing PR/AD products. Petulant retorts of "I'm sorry YOU WERE OFFENDED" over whatever offensive content she continually publishes. Again, all childish behavior.
The only thing on that property that is beautiful, IMO, is the greenhouse. But she ruined that too by placing it behind the stupid huge raised graves. For someone that bleats about being sensitive to aesthetics (I don't believe she is for a second btw), you'd think she'd sort out the modern weird grey low walls around the front of the house that jar so badly with the red brick, and the very commercial looking glass walls and railings that are supposed to protect numpties from falling into the light wells. Instead, she's dropping coin at Hermés and looking like an absolute tit whilst doing so.
Her hair is a mess. The new volume is heaps better, but the colour is tragic. She is reaping the consequences of burning Nicky. Doesn't look like any decent colourist is willing to take her on right now. Despina is probably not even in Greece, but hiding out away from Lydia.
The only adult in that house is Lumi. She's a witch, but God love her, she is uncompromising. Apparently Lydia and Ali aren't the only negligent imbeciles when it comes to pet ownership. Carrie doesn't seem to worry about Bolly running off into the fields from the unfenced "grounds". Two young male dogs together will inevitably do a runner when left alone in an unsecured garden. How do these people not realize the dangers? Then again these are the same cretins that keep lilies and other poisonous plants around and drove around town with a puppy on their lap in the front seat.
The choices they keep making in the Millen Pound Bungalow are disjointed at best, and downright cringe. Carrie posted a photo of Bolly on Lydia's staircase, on Bolly's Insta and if you zoom in, the paint job is very uneven next to the runner on the stairs. Not to Ken's standards at all. How many times has the skirting in that house been ripped off to change the colour? How many times has it been nailed back up and patched? Have to wonder how brittle everything in that house is, from all the ripping apart and redoing.
Ali goes to bee school which is aces. But then won't leave the bees alone, which is a no-no. He keeps calling them "the girls" which makes no sense if he actually studied as much as he claims.
The pheasant paper being on the wonk, the bed fiasco of mattress dimension errors, the nasty insistence she would never paint the raw oak doors, only to stain them black and then paint them the colour of bronchial snot. The ridiculous tiny tub that looks like a caricature in that horribly dank bathroom. The colours that don't go. The claim of having antique artwork that is blatantly not true as evidenced by the multiple other clients of Lauren Costly who all have the same piece. The stupid "antique" smelly boots and walking sticks posed just so. The obsession with brushes left next to bars of soap that aren't on proper soap trays. Now the rusty industrial fire pit to be surrounded by oak couches and soon to be balding and dying olive trees. I could go on and on and on.
Tantrums over donuts. Posting photos with actual dog tit on the floor in the frame. Their diet of pasta and cheese whilst home but only free room service burgers when on "staycations". Their wariness to venture to any restaurant that will require them to pay for themselves. Shilling other brands whilst on a PR trip for a different brand. Looking unkempt when showcasing PR/AD products. Petulant retorts of "I'm sorry YOU WERE OFFENDED" over whatever offensive content she continually publishes. Again, all childish behavior.
The only thing on that property that is beautiful, IMO, is the greenhouse. But she ruined that too by placing it behind the stupid huge raised graves. For someone that bleats about being sensitive to aesthetics (I don't believe she is for a second btw), you'd think she'd sort out the modern weird grey low walls around the front of the house that jar so badly with the red brick, and the very commercial looking glass walls and railings that are supposed to protect numpties from falling into the light wells. Instead, she's dropping coin at Hermés and looking like an absolute tit whilst doing so.
Her hair is a mess. The new volume is heaps better, but the colour is tragic. She is reaping the consequences of burning Nicky. Doesn't look like any decent colourist is willing to take her on right now. Despina is probably not even in Greece, but hiding out away from Lydia.
The only adult in that house is Lumi. She's a witch, but God love her, she is uncompromising. Apparently Lydia and Ali aren't the only negligent imbeciles when it comes to pet ownership. Carrie doesn't seem to worry about Bolly running off into the fields from the unfenced "grounds". Two young male dogs together will inevitably do a runner when left alone in an unsecured garden. How do these people not realize the dangers? Then again these are the same cretins that keep lilies and other poisonous plants around and drove around town with a puppy on their lap in the front seat.
Classic quote for us to remember for the future. Feel like replying to all the minions on YouTube with it
He dresses like a 50 year old music teacher from the 1990s.
Maybe Lydia will have her yearly pity me party vlog or before she does she will penalize everyone (she thinks) by not having a vlog Monday and Thursday will be a sit down she’s having a terrible time feel sorry for me to gain sympathy! She can’t handle criticism and I don’t care how much she talks with her life coach she’s still the same old Lydia!!!
Eating beige food, wearing beige cloths
Grandpa chic ???
I don't get the rust / pumpkin colour with his skin tone ... it does nothing for him.
(Although I have to say my dad is a grandpa, is colour blind - can't make out blue, green, red etc - and has about 40 years on Ali but his outfit choices and colours are always
)OMG this pic deserves a spot with the tassel Ibeefa pic ... Absolutely brilliant.
I really agree with every sentence. They are still kids. Immature adults that did not get a chance to learn life and practicality, because they were busy posing for Instagram.
Their budget is clearly tight. They prioritise materialistic stuff for insta over good quality food and dates out. What couple does not go for dinners! Or even lunch! God forbid they would need to pay for a dinner, they can only afford pasta - to save up on some new tat for pictures.
They’re so ‘new money’ and show-off that it hurts to watch.
Jamie Genevieve and now Victoria with NARS...
Where'sWaldoLydiot?
No brand invites to Wimbledon for Lydiot either?
Burn...
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Aldi
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I watch every reel of his that is shared here and everytime I think a) wtf did I just watch b) this can’t be worse than the last one. Spoiler: it always is worse, way worse.
It’s just so sad for him to keep doing this day after day
I hate to ask what this means!
Holy Hell.
OMG!!
The whole post nailed it; I like this part especially.
He probably got it for free.Grandpa chic ???
I don't get the rust / pumpkin colour with his skin tone ... it does nothing for him.
(Although I have to say my dad is a grandpa, is colour blind - can't make out blue, green, red etc - and has about 40 years on Ali but his outfit choices and colours are always
OMG this pic deserves a spot with the tassel Ibeefa pic ... Absolutely brilliant.
The company: "Hey, we’ve got this tit burnt orange crap. How can we unload it, no one will buy it? I know, let’s give it to Ali Millen-Gordon. That dude will wear anything that’s free!"
It’s the same concept as the fire pit. Burnt Orange and Rusty.
#Bespoke
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I hate to ask what this means!
Holy Hell.
OMG!!
The whole post nailed it; I like this part especially.
He probably got it for free.
The company: "Hey, we’ve got this tit burnt orange crap. How can we unload it, no one will buy it? I know, let’s give it to Ali Millen-Gordon. That dude will wear anything that’s free!"
It’s the same concept as the fire pit. Burnt Orange and Rusty.
#Bespoke
Ding dongs - arguments/fights
Grandpa chic ???
I don't get the rust / pumpkin colour with his skin tone ... it does nothing for him.
(Although I have to say my dad is a grandpa, is colour blind - can't make out blue, green, red etc - and has about 40 years on Ali but his outfit choices and colours are always
OMG this pic deserves a spot with the tassel Ibeefa pic ... Absolutely brilliant.
Aaaw thank you
.Aldi off to work in his safari suit 
Lidl. Checking the comments section.
Cawweee and deepop Dee stressed to the hilt
Lidl. Checking the comments section.
Cawweee and deepop Dee stressed to the hilt
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I’ve unfollowed her on everything so thought I’d have a quick few minutes to read her latest thread and no offence to anyone here but I just can’t be bothered by her. I see she still hasn’t changed anda Fire pit so close to house how is that safe for the animals? I don’t know much about cats I admit but I hope it doesnt end up jumping on it. Has she got some kink going on with wood all of a sudden ffs
My firepit is so "Besmoke"I hate to ask what this means!
Holy Hell.
OMG!!
The whole post nailed it; I like this part especially.
He probably got it for free.
The company: "Hey, we’ve got this tit burnt orange crap. How can we unload it, no one will buy it? I know, let’s give it to Ali Millen-Gordon. That dude will wear anything that’s free!"
It’s the same concept as the fire pit. Burnt Orange and Rusty.
#Bespoke
the bunga will be bunged up with besmoke.
OMG - thread title!!My firepit is so "Besmoke"
G*d help us...she can hardly form a cohesive thought, never mind articulate it in a succinct fashion.
Can't wait!
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