Lydia Millen #87 Poor Porter has been disregarded, pheasant wallpaper is to be restarted.

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If you like Prosecco then try "Franciacorta" from Italy ... it comes in either Brut/ Rose or Satin .... depending on how crisp you like your bubbles but it is the Champagne of Italy but less sugar and alcohol.....
 
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I hang my own and I'm disabled, she is so damn lazy.
 
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If you like Prosecco then try "Franciacorta" from Italy ... it comes in either Brut/ Rose or Satin .... depending on how crisp you like your bubbles but it is the Champagne of Italy but less sugar and alcohol.....
Thank you
 
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Lisa is fabulous, love her

My friend used to have lessons with Mark Todd, how amazing is that. Good dressage horses with the best bloodlines are very expensive although there are exceptions like Valegro who wasn't mega bucks.
 
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Sorry to come in so late. I see my 10 months of avoiding Lidl's lifestyle brand have really, really made me fall behind in her journey!!

-when did she decide she liked the color sage?
-does she have plans to join the local hunt?
-is she a lady of the manor now, with butler (Ali)?
- where has all the chrome and glass everything gone? Sold or in a skip?
-when did she start gardening, or does her gardener do it (Ali)?

So MANY questions!! UGH!!!
 
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Lucy, so much as changed, but yet it hasn't - there's been yet another bunga "renovation"; it's all about the country life now, and sage is the colour of dreams (along with tweed, distressed wood, and any old battered up tat you can find in a junk shop antiques store). She's also got a green house for all the pre bought plants plants she's raised from seed. Meanwhile, she's still treating her followers (and Ali) like shit, and getting snarky with them if they dare to question anything Madam has done, and of course she's still obsessed with Tattle!! Oh and Hermes, she has discovered Hermes - she has a bag, boots and a belt - the latter which will need surgically removing from her "cinched in" waist at some point in the near future!!
 
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Oh Ali you really are a sad little knob sat on a little stool selling white Fendi trainers & man Birkinstocks so grateful your not my son !!!!!
 
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Omg in comes the chav !!!! Parading around in ridiculous overpriced dresses wanting him to guess the prices.
Oh lids just please f..... off you really are the pitz. Leave him to have his moment.
You are totally overbearing at the best of times. Embrassed for your behaviour of bragging AGAIN AND AGAIN.
This silly show does not redeem your normal behaviour when he vlogs. Stop reading her you silly moo moo . In fact f......off permanently.
 
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Did she even pay for the dresses or were they #AD#purchasedwithvoucher
 
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This is from Ali’s new vlog, they haven’t painted upstairs. It looks so bright and fresh. Compare that with this dungeon downstairs. In a middle of daylight you can turn on the light because it’s that dark! That dropcloth color is hideous
 
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Hahahahahahahah Haaaaaaahahahahahahahahah
Ali called her out on her lisping / talking like she has a swollen tongue.
He thought she had her shields on her teeth !!!
She is a Grade A moron !!!
 
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Ahahaha .. the borefest has arrived for the week.

"I have not focussed on fashion in my videos as I have made a conscious effort to buy quality and not quantity" .. you are really shading the wifey aren't you Aldi as she buys in bulk and its all shite/cheap and nasty!! lols

Mytheresa partnersip blah blah blah .....We couldn't have 1 video where you are not shilling some fucking code could we ..

Beige/Stone/White and Brown ... fuck me these 2 are morphing into one another .. how bland and boring can you be .. I am classic but ffs liven it up with some colour Jesus ... beige food/beige lives/ beige clothes .... fucking snooze fest.

Stop with saying buckles et all is "hardware" ... the pretentiousness of both of them is getting beyond a joke. They are imitation Birkenstocks .. shit ones at that .. go for the real thing ... bloody knocked off shit like his wretched wife!

"Deconstructed jacket" .. "harware on sandals" .. "not compromising your comfort" .. I will hurl profanity in a minute!

OOOHHHHHHHH But wait the try on is hiiiiilarious!!!!!

1: Badly fitting trousers: too puffy (no arse) / too short (makes him look even shorter!
2: The sandals are too small for hobbit boy...your heal should never hang off the back of a sandal you twat.
3: The tracksuit is too big and the trousers too long.
4: The colours are awful .. like Diarrhea ....yuck.

I mean from this did he actually look at the size chart or does he just do like a 5 yr old would .. points to things and say "I want that.. and that"??

Oh but let's not forget .. Millen Moron bitch has to have the spotlight on her .. walks in .. butts into his vlog and states" we should do a guess how much I spent on MYYYYY Mytheresa" ... she is fucking abhorrent ... always has to be the center of attention ..always!

He looks so fucking bored .. guessing GBP 500 .. and she laughs saying no no ahahaha... then commences pulling her skirt up infront of him to show him its pure linen?? I mean is she fucking OK or what? This is just one huge look at how much money I can spend you peasants....she really is so fucking pathetic. (It was 1200 GBP guys .. oooh how clever you are Lydiot )

Its "Ralph Laureeeeeen" fangy bitch says ..when he said "Ralph Loren"....belittle him on his Vlogs more why don't you. Narc bitch!

So let's play the game of how special we both are and how much we can ram it down your viewers throats about how much we spend ..

1200 Dress
240 Dress
220 Dress
790 Loro Piana troussers =nearly 2.5 grand for 4 items ...... well done you two ..... Now try and offer that to charity next time fucktards!

I am sorry I cannot watch shite like this when there are 2 people in the world so fucking tone deaf to the suffering all around and they are playing dress up in the WendyBunga like 2 fucking pathetic knobs!
 
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Oh Ali you really are a sad little knob sat on a little stool selling white Fendi trainers & man Birkinstocks so grateful your not my son !!!!!
If this is 'fashion' I do hope it doesn't catch on!



Some Ali wisdom.....'white trainers get dirty'....and when knives are no longer sharp they are 'blunted'! And....isn't cutting paper with knives a very bad idea...it can eventually damage the blades? (He had only had them a few minutes too)
 
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OMG HE GETS IT SOOOO WRONG
To me being Italian or half .. whatever .. this actually makes me want to stick needles in my eyes ...this is so bloody wrong on all counts .. the sandals are fucking awful .. the trousers look like Mister Whippy took a shit in them and cut off the bottoms ... just wrong ... no tailoring at all ... shapeless ...
 
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