Lydia Millen #84 From tailored suit toff à la royale to Nasty Gal chav à la no morale

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I would absolutely love to have the chance to experience Coachella (it won't ever happen, I'm an old boot now). Our little diva is too much of a philistine to appreciate this trip. I bet she was moaning like hell throughout. I can't see any authentic, care free, festival spirit shining through these photos 🧐

It seems so weird seeing her anywhere other than the bunga.
 
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I would absolutely love to have the chance to experience Coachella (it won't ever happen, I'm an old boot now). Our little diva is too much of a philistine to appreciate this trip. I bet she was moaning like hell throughout. I can't see any authentic, care free, festival spirit shining through these photos 🧐

It seems so weird seeing her anywhere other than the bunga.
She was made fun of, because of the white boots, so out of place in all that dust and dirt!
 
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God she's pathetic! that video she's put up pottering (or pratting) about in her greedhouse is hilarious also we can still see the legs of your electric heater however much you try not to film it. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Just can't get over the fact that garden asmr whatever is classed as her work. A project. A 'reels'. I must have mug stamped on my face for not realising I could make money from stomping around the garden. Also, I don't post much but count me in for the upcoming festivities. I'll be in a yurt, projecting her vlogs onto a large screen and providing a blow by blow account of her 'working day' compared to mine. Huge eye rolls included and lots of shade
 
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Please count me in for the festival too! I’ll come armed with a LV trunk filled with hula hoops and some boiled to death ginger tonic to go with. Of course Casper will be there too 💙 thank you xxxxx
 
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I am so delighted to hear this. I will put both you and your Mr Darcy Alan Titchmarsh on my list to be published soon. 👏👏
Am I too late with my garden party rsvp? I have been waiting for the very lovely Mr Kenny Ken to get back to me. He says he has a social window now that he is temporarily reprieved from the Bunga shenanigans. He assured me he has plenty of tea to spill between nibbles of cucumber sandwich. We are both very excited!
 
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DOWNTONBURY FESTIVAL - 2021 - MORE KEYNOTE SPEAKERS...MORE TENTS

@PixelGirl - A Reiki Master Speaks - Healing Hands Tent
@happyforest - 7 Lucrative and Much Sought After Services - Karate Cushion Tent
@Polava - How To Be Funny Without an Avatar - Split Sides Tent
@Sophie - Cinching A Tweed Jacket Whilst Wearing a Small Hat - The Wasted Tent
@CuriousCreature - Curiouser and Curiouser Uses for Banana Skins - The Alice Tent
@Baggly - Cats In The Armed Forces - Cat’s Whiskers Tent
@RubyRu - Down Under With Up and Over Attitude - The Aussie Fun Tent
@Margo Polo - What Really Happened With MY Archer! - The Sagittarius Tent
@Chatty Kattie - A Masterclass In Successful Posing - Rant-Cam Tent
@Hunevoque2 - The Modesty of Great Talent - One Woman Show Tent
@Little Bluebird - The Iron, The Stitch and the Bored Robe - Judy Garland Tent
@Alleycat123 - Upholding Community Guidelines - The Slinky Tent
@muffintop13 - How I Persuaded Captain Frederick Wentworth - Lost in Austen Tent
@Themoomoo - How To Elevate Your Table - 40ft Crane Tent
@BeccaBanana - Stanley Holloway Made Me Do It - ‘Ave a Nice Day Tent
@Calamity - Back At Work Yet Coping With Thread Speeds - Plate Spinning Tent
@MichiganGal - Another Day - Another Bee Hive - Queen Bee Keeper Tent
@Common as muck - Fabulous Side-Buns and Their Impact on Spanish Couture - Flamenco Tent
@Blue Orchid - A Defining Moment in Cheekbones - Contouring Tent
@Wilbraham - Lurking With Good Intent - Come And Join Us Tent
@Shihtzu - A Shihtzu...A Shihtzu - We All Fall Down Tent
@helenhighwater - Clever Things I Would Go Through - Only For You Tent
@Bookwork0507 - A Chef’s Guide to Accountancy - Booking the Cooks Tent
@propane_lover - Draping One’s Swan’s Neck - Foxtrot Oscar Bjork Tent
@Rubythefirebat - Life On Two Wheels - Bike Tent
@Justabrowser - Eyebrowser Treatment Options - Caterpillar Tent
@mindlessness - The Benefits of Being Less Mindful - Forget Your Troubles Tent
@Missmarpleknows - My Amazing Trouser Of Many Colours - Joseph Tent
@LadyChat - The Gamekeeper’s Cottage - D H Lawrence Tent
@Miss LDN - Millinery With Bananas - Hat Trick Tent
@Peppypoopar - Hey! Did You Happen To See The Most Beautiful Dog In The World? - Songs For Fur Babies Tent
@Habsy123 - How To Become a Pink Wiki Button Princess - Back For Good Tent
@Catcher_In_The_Lie - Salinger Was My Car Valet - The V8 Engine Tent
@Lollylola - Masterclass on the Power of Vegetables - Good Eating Guide Tent
@Being nosey - Juggling Gin and Wine AND Chammy by the Cartload - Wahey Tent
@katiesmith81 - Scotland the Brave - Tartan Tent


We still expect more VIP members to join us of course and ALL are HUGELY welcome! Simply let us know BEFORE June18th that you are coming in order for us to secure your free Luxury Winnebago complete with make up artist and a fridge full of your favourite food and tipples for late-night snacks.

In case it rains (and it WILL) please dont forget to bring your muddy boots.

You can get involved and nominate your favourite bands of course and introduce them on the Pyramid Stage yourself if you would like to during the Festival Weekend itself. You may even want to put up vids of your fave bands when you want them to appear on stage. Then we can all take advantage of the Live Video Streaming for all time zones.

Bitsy Wotsits will cover the OB commentary for us.



Downtonbury Festival Design a T Shirt Competition.

As `a Memento of this occasion it is only fitting that we should all have the opportunity to wear our Downton Festival T Shirts.

This competition is sponsored by - HAIRNETS - Snood Makers to H.M THE QUEEN. The prize is a very snazzy Hairnets Goody Bag.

Submissions for the design of our T shirts should all be submitted by no later than 18th June (earlier if possible) and the T shirt with the most votes from all our forum members will be the T shirt which will win the competition and the prize.

Don’t forget to register now for your VIP, access all areas free tickets. More VIP attendee lists will of course be published in future newsletters.

To be continued...

Dear Oops,

I’m catching up but I would love to attend and give “ Esparagus” Tips to anyone who’s interested.
 
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Here is a thought. I was just looking through her house pix and came across this picture of downstairs. Couple of things, first thing someone mentioned this earlier about the stone not being on the ground but imagine walking up from the basement from the wooden floor then suddenly your on stone, weird. Secondly where does the drop cloth finish, from this angle it needs to continue further, I wonder if we will ever get a full tour, all we have seen so far are bits and pieces really, we dont see how the whole thing ties together, mainly I suppose because it actually doesnt tie together, there are knots in the threading. ;)
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Oh yeah!!! I had actually forgotten what the downstairs looks like. What an actual mess and mismatch this house has become. I wonder if this will this be part of phase 2? Or will it be phase 3, 4 or 10?🤣
 
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shame he can't get is jacket tailored properly. That or his arms've shrunk.

And that black is going to be hell to paint over when reno VII comes about

Also can't keep up with this thread!! Miss anything extra ridiculous or is just the usual??

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DOWNTONBURY FESTIVAL - 2021 - MORE KEYNOTE SPEAKERS...MORE TENTS

@PixelGirl - A Reiki Master Speaks - Healing Hands Tent
@happyforest - 7 Lucrative and Much Sought After Services - Karate Cushion Tent
@Polava - How To Be Funny Without an Avatar - Split Sides Tent
@Sophie - Cinching A Tweed Jacket Whilst Wearing a Small Hat - The Wasted Tent
@CuriousCreature - Curiouser and Curiouser Uses for Banana Skins - The Alice Tent
@Baggly - Cats In The Armed Forces - Cat’s Whiskers Tent
@RubyRu - Down Under With Up and Over Attitude - The Aussie Fun Tent
@Margo Polo - What Really Happened With MY Archer! - The Sagittarius Tent
@Chatty Kattie - A Masterclass In Successful Posing - Rant-Cam Tent
@Hunevoque2 - The Modesty of Great Talent - One Woman Show Tent
@Little Bluebird - The Iron, The Stitch and the Bored Robe - Judy Garland Tent
@Alleycat123 - Upholding Community Guidelines - The Slinky Tent
@muffintop13 - How I Persuaded Captain Frederick Wentworth - Lost in Austen Tent
@Themoomoo - How To Elevate Your Table - 40ft Crane Tent
@BeccaBanana - Stanley Holloway Made Me Do It - ‘Ave a Nice Day Tent
@Calamity - Back At Work Yet Coping With Thread Speeds - Plate Spinning Tent
@MichiganGal - Another Day - Another Bee Hive - Queen Bee Keeper Tent
@Common as muck - Fabulous Side-Buns and Their Impact on Spanish Couture - Flamenco Tent
@Blue Orchid - A Defining Moment in Cheekbones - Contouring Tent
@Wilbraham - Lurking With Good Intent - Come And Join Us Tent
@Shihtzu - A Shihtzu...A Shihtzu - We All Fall Down Tent
@helenhighwater - Clever Things I Would Go Through - Only For You Tent
@Bookwork0507 - A Chef’s Guide to Accountancy - Booking the Cooks Tent
@propane_lover - Draping One’s Swan’s Neck - Foxtrot Oscar Bjork Tent
@Rubythefirebat - Life On Two Wheels - Bike Tent
@Justabrowser - Eyebrowser Treatment Options - Caterpillar Tent
@mindlessness - The Benefits of Being Less Mindful - Forget Your Troubles Tent
@Missmarpleknows - My Amazing Trouser Of Many Colours - Joseph Tent
@LadyChat - The Gamekeeper’s Cottage - D H Lawrence Tent
@Miss LDN - Millinery With Bananas - Hat Trick Tent
@Peppypoopar - Hey! Did You Happen To See The Most Beautiful Dog In The World? - Songs For Fur Babies Tent
@Habsy123 - How To Become a Pink Wiki Button Princess - Back For Good Tent
@Catcher_In_The_Lie - Salinger Was My Car Valet - The V8 Engine Tent
@Lollylola - Masterclass on the Power of Vegetables - Good Eating Guide Tent
@Being nosey - Juggling Gin and Wine AND Chammy by the Cartload - Wahey Tent
@katiesmith81 - Scotland the Brave - Tartan Tent


We still expect more VIP members to join us of course and ALL are HUGELY welcome! Simply let us know BEFORE June18th that you are coming in order for us to secure your free Luxury Winnebago complete with make up artist and a fridge full of your favourite food and tipples for late-night snacks.

In case it rains (and it WILL) please dont forget to bring your muddy boots.

You can get involved and nominate your favourite bands of course and introduce them on the Pyramid Stage yourself if you would like to during the Festival Weekend itself. You may even want to put up vids of your fave bands when you want them to appear on stage. Then we can all take advantage of the Live Video Streaming for all time zones.

Bitsy Wotsits will cover the OB commentary for us.



Downtonbury Festival Design a T Shirt Competition.

As `a Memento of this occasion it is only fitting that we should all have the opportunity to wear our Downton Festival T Shirts.

This competition is sponsored by - HAIRNETS - Snood Makers to H.M THE QUEEN. The prize is a very snazzy Hairnets Goody Bag.

Submissions for the design of our T shirts should all be submitted by no later than 18th June (earlier if possible) and the T shirt with the most votes from all our forum members will be the T shirt which will win the competition and the prize.

Don’t forget to register now for your VIP, access all areas free tickets. More VIP attendee lists will of course be published in future newsletters.

To be continued...
Can I be the one that doesn't have lie in, and only wakes up because she's burning out of her 2 sec pop up tent around midday?
 
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I would very much like to attend this festival of DREAMS.

I could paint each panel of my tent with a different shade of black & whoever can guess which wall is painted in Farrow & Ball wins an exclusive discount code for a Dominoes Pizza? (unfortunately, vegetable toppings on your pizza will not be included in this deal) xx
 
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Dear @Oops...
please can I book my slot in for this wonderful festival :p I would be keen to do a talk on how to act in your husbands vlogs, with prime examples of avoiding eye contact to the silly husband, how to use tone of voice to be condescending & how to generally waltz around the house like I am lady of the manor. I will give examples. I specialise in sitting around and watching said husband do all the work and with a sour face ...
 
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is there a vlog from the day she had the hair done or around the time, im trying to work out the timeline in my head
 
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Count me in for the festivities too! I'll be shooting reels while trying hard to breathe with my too cinched in waist with 2 Hermes and 1 Alexander McQueen belts!
 
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