Lydia Millen #84 From tailored suit toff à la royale to Nasty Gal chav à la no morale

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NOW you’re talking... don't be surprised if your tent becomes the cult tent for the ‘secret gig’ mob. I can see it all...hordes and hordes of nostalgia freaks pounding towards your Bike Tent... If you need extra security do say so. I know @Milking Keynes has some serious contacts in the Security world and the BEST thing is they all have Sniffer Dogs...
 
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It looks like bolly playing with porter in josies garden to me? Could it have been carrie and her bf?
And I'm sure carrie has said in a previous video that she has celiac disease
 
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She's really trying to seem like she cares about Porter on stories, he's still in the bloody kitchen though View attachment 549754View attachment 549755
For some reason, Lydiot using the sentence "Why are animals so ridiculous" really really angers me. Porter is not ridiculous. He is your PET. Your baby. He wants love. (Kind) Attention. Not dramatics. Not fakery. Ugh.
The million dollar question is : Why are you such a cold-hearted, narcissistic bish ?

Fankoo.
IDIOT !!!
 
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Happy to be proven wrong but after watching Josie's vlogs I thought Victoria and Alex went round one evening and then Josie had Lydia and Ali around another evening. She was saying Charlie does a great spatchcock chicken and it's a posh Nando's, wasn't Lydia saying she had the posh Nando's too?
 
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Oh, yes. As Chief of Security for law enforcement at Downtonbury, be warned - the HIGHEST (not literally ) calibre of Sniffer Dogs. We are here, primarily, to protect you. Citizen’s arrests may occur, however, in cases of misconduct.
 
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Lydia and Ali were at Frow’s wedding. They are definitely close friends.
Yes, we know they were friends....Lydia helped Frow find a property not too far away. The relationship appears to have deteriorated and they don't seem to have seen each other since Frow's socially distanced jewellery launch.

Please see The WIKI (red button at the top of the page) for more on Lydia.
 
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I'd be gobsmacked if Vic was still *friends* with Lydia after all this, she seems to have a moral compass when it comes to some things.

On Porter, I anticipate an over long stay at her mothers during a "trip abroad ", and her mother "falling in love with Porter" and him "being company for her". "It's not fair with all the unexpected travel to have Porter "moving about all the time".
 
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Oh, yes. As Chief of Security for law enforcement at Downtonbury, be warned - the HIGHEST (not literally ) calibre of Sniffer Dogs. We are here, primarily, to protect you. Citizen’s arrests may occur, however, in cases of misconduct.
Arrest me! Arrest me! I need to spend time with the dogs - Christmas is coming
 
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Is Lydia Josies fat friend, but class rather than podginess I wonder.
 
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I'm already planning for my bespoke maths lecture, maybe with the help of @Hungarianka when can branch out to Quantum Mechanics and the duality of influencers. When the wave function of Lydia collapses, she either a happy camper or an eternal victim. Before that, she is in a state of both. Same goes for her gluten in/tolerance.

Some ideas so far:
- in the past we already spoke about irrational numbers and for the more advanced, imaginary units
- additionally we can talk about the duality of influencers, talking one thing and doing the opposite
- exited energy levels of manic vloggers
- additional spacial dimensions, when your glass house seems too small to harbour every shit you buy
- parallel universes influencers life in
- the maths of investments, how to buy buy buy, with an unknown income, sneak peak: the solution is beg beg beg
- how to let the wave function collapse and pick it up back from the floor (breathe function breathe)
- having brain cells so tiny, that the effects of quantum take place, quantum tunneling
- anal-ysis, or how to INTEGRATE a SOLID oak butt-plug pot maker
- geometry: how to measure things in the right units (basics course for future interior designers)
- symmetry of dinosaurs, a brief hystery of pub toilets maths
- linear alge-bra: how to determine your Eigen-value
- differential equations: the laminar flow of smells (double lecture with our bespoke perfume maitre of dreams)
- ... to be continued...
 
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I'm hoping it's work and nothing sinister.


This was my understanding as previously stated.
 
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If one of her followers would tell her in the comments, that she is ridiculous, that person would be blocked or called out.
 
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Now my other side has split (This is my favourite post of yours - EVER) so clever...

We do have a Quantum Healing Tent don’t forget... It’s in the Sacred Space `Field...
 
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Arrest me! Arrest me! I need to spend time with the dogs - Christmas is coming
A specially trained Sniffer Dog expert such as yourself,@Oops, is always welcome among our elite security team so - if you can spare the time during Downtonbury, your expertise would be most welcome and I assure you the Sniffer Dogs would definitely appreciate it.
 
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- I died! SO clever..!
Oh, yes. As Chief of Security for law enforcement at Downtonbury, be warned - the HIGHEST (not literally ) calibre of Sniffer Dogs. We are here, primarily, to protect you. Citizen’s arrests may occur, however, in cases of misconduct.
I have a chihuahua if you need a helping hand but he is scared of his own shadow. Also please hide all teddies because he thinks he’s Hugh Hefner.
 
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