Lydia Millen #81 Brag away, we know Bunny won’t give you the Thyme of day!

[happyforest]

They most certainly didn't have sex on their wedding day. Remember, his mates had to put him to bed on the big day because he was so wasted. That, plus no honeymoon doesn't paint a picture of them throwing each other around a room in heated and wanton frenzied passion. They're the most sexless "young" couple I've ever seen.

 

[CorHar]

I keep reading here to catch up on our Ms. Lydiot's exploits (or lack thereof) and, in my head, I keep trying to grasp what it is that made me go off her and why I continue to watch her contemporaries. I get how some of the folks I watch can also end up on the shit list BUT here are the key things that stand out to me about her:

1) She is completely incapable of being introspective, self-depreciating (although there are the quaint attempts from time to time) and, the biggee, being HONEST.
2) She is THE most two-faced person I've ever had the displeasure of observing. How she can be so manic and "upbeat" in her flogs and then appear like the effing grim reaper in the background of her "husband's" flogs is incredible. She truly is Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde.
3) She is outright rude, condescending and uncaring when it comes to the aforementioned "husband."
4) Everything is me, me me and mine, mine, mine. Why does she and many of the other floggers out there insist on representing everything they show, including those things occurring in nature, as theirs? My wisteria. My roses. My this, my that.

There are MANY things I can list here, but the thing I hate most about her channel is her lack of real connections to ANYONE. I get there are many YouTuber's who very specifically state their friends or family have not chosen their profession and do not feel comfortable being in front of the camera and, so, there's a sensitivity towards their privacy etc. But, with Lydiot, there seems a clear inability to actually relate to others including her family, friends, fellow YouTubers etc. We've seen her and Cawwie together from time to time, but even those moments can be painfully uncomfortable like watching the dynamic between Cinderella and her evil step-sister.

I know Josie is not everyone's cup of tea, and sometimes I'm not 100% into everything she does, wears or shares but - in comparison to Lydiot - I sense she is a good hearted young person who is actually quite capable. She is capable of managing and maintaining a large home, making relatively solid decisions about what to do in that home and on the property, shares to the world that this is "their" home where many decisions are made unanimously OR where Charlie is actually allowed to make decisions (for better or worse) on what is purchased for that home and is much more of a partner in all they do. When they talk about being excited for lockdown to be over and to have friends and family over I know that is something they will do. They DO have friends. They DO have family.

Lydiot's lack of true connection to anything makes her very, very unwatchable and unrelatable. In my estimation, she is a very lost soul and, perhaps, instead of being reviled she needs to be pitied. But, not by me. I just choose to "watch" here and be thoroughly entertained by everyone's observations.

 

[georgiecait]

... hehe love to see this

 

[shiroyagisan]

Omfg Lydia having to interject from the background, totally out of focus, to establish that she also paid for the knives

Imagine letting a single thing be about something other than yourself

(Hand just above Ali's shoulder, waving about to catch his attention)

 

[shiroyagisan]

Lydia grating cheese at the table, chair still askew It probably doesn't fit under the table and catches on the rug if anyone tries to move it, I can't believe someone would sacrifice being comfortable in a damn chair for the "assthetics"

btw hilarious to watch at x1.75 speed, seeing Lydia rocking back and forth as she forces her weak wrists up and down to grate half a block of supermarket cheddar

 

[Dobs]

I’ve not watched a vlog in a while but gave this one a go.. She’s manic again, of course she is she’s been unleashed to go out shopping.

• WTF is she on about?! In the UK we’re still in a partial lockdown, as far as I know we’re not allowed to socialise indoors. Just because you have employees you CANNOT go into their house
• Here we go again, she’s begging for attention from Elizabeth Arden. We get it Lidl you’ve lost your brand deals so you have to beg and beg
• Bashing Ali again.. ‘Ali doesn’t let me show the front of the house’. No shit Sherlock why do you think that may be? He knows how many people you’ve pissed off
• Yes we get it you have an assistant called Dee
• ‘Every morning I wake up excited’ – of course you do because you do fuck all with your day. Most of yes would wake up excited if we got paid to sit in front of a sofa and open boxes all day.
• And Carrie’s back..how much did you have to pay her to make an appearance and settle the rumours?
• She wants to change Carrie’s furniture..Carrie said no.. FINALLY someone says no to her
• Then there’s about 20 mins of her rumbling around the antique shop
• She blows her own trumpet about ‘how optimistic she is’.. Yes Lydia, there’s a great reason why you didn’t vlog at Carrie’s.. ITS ILLEGAL
• The rest is just a load of unboxing, absolutely riveting content. Unboxing hooks and toilet roll holders..I wouldn’t expect anything else from Lid

 

[bookworm_1]

imagine how pathetic you have to be, to feel the need to raise your hand patronizingly when your husband is shooting a video, and lisp out to the public that you paid the difference for the knives. This woman is a work of art and absolutely abhorrent. Ali was probably cussing her off in his head

 

[Missmarpleknows]

This is TeaSpiller’s first post, for anyone who wants to analyse it.
Lets just take the last sentence as an example, the sentence uses the word ‘shit’ and ‘presence’. Lydia is always using the word presence like when she says ‘my presence online’. We all know she uses the word ‘shit’ too, she used it today on her stories.
They also made sure they told us they thought the farmer killed the cat (they said it twice). I’m guessing Lydia was annoyed people were blaming her so wanted to reiterate to us that it was someone else’s fault. They love ending sentences with an exclamation mark and using three full stops ‘...’. Lydia does these two things a LOT. She actually finished a sentence with an exclamation mark and used the three full stops today on her stories. There are just too many coincidences. TeaSpiller also start sentences with ‘And’, just like Lydia. How can two different people use the same grammatical errors and style of writing?

It actually sounds more like it’s Ali

 

[Milking Keynes]

Just a few specific observations on last night’s vlog -

- We have discussed the knives already, but just to add, Aldi said that, apart from the contribution from his family, he ‘went big’ and purchased the knife set, leather carrying pouch, the wetstone and leather pad. After she piped up and ‘corrected’ him, throwing him of course as per, he amended it to ‘their gifts’ etc. He did add that there would be other token gifts. Hmm - a wooden egg cup from Amazon

- He shows us the utility room and says he has been cleaning and clothes washing. She said it was her in her vlog and did a brief time lapse of folding.

- He said he needs to put on weight and it’s a big deal to him - maybe not the rest of us, he says, but to him - that he has gained 8lbs. This is significant - he is making a concerted effort to put on weight - when we are stressed, we lose weight.

- He tells her that they need to get some mats for the table and she fangs “whacha mean?” - if you look closely, you will see that she has the tablescrape cloth draping at her end of the table as Queen but he is beside her with nothing but wobbly cracks to balance his plate. She looks unimpressed that he would comment on the table at all.

- The hefty job of ripping off the dead ivy from the tree. Why no gloves? He says it was the most satisfying thing ever - in months - although it made his hands bleed. We know this because he remarks, on her vlog earlier in the week, that Porter has been licking the cuts. He wears gloves for driving the Aston, for heaven’s sake... a cry for help or a self-harming release mechanism.

Just a few things I identified. I worry about his mental state a little bit. It was an intriguing vlog in my opinion.

 

[Miscanthus]

Oh here we go again... woe is me me me me!

She didn’t declare the perfume as PR Product though
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How can she be so hypocritical? She is not comfortable in herself! She is constantly comparing herself with others and is so jealous all the time!
As for her body, she only loves it because she's starved it into submission and enhanced the areas she doesn't like with surgery and injections!
Once again it's not her, it's us! Get some self awareness Lidl!

 

[LipstickLover6]

A little bit of magic......WHAT EXACTLY is MAGIC? Its all bought at a garden centre and that oven has a chimney to nowhere. Please can we have some thread of reality in this shitshow? I mean enough already....get treatment ...

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I just can't stop laughing everytime it gets pointed out that the chimney goes nowhere and I still can't get over that the flowers displayed in the GREENHOUSE (it's a greenhouse Lydia, a greenhouse) are store bought - fully grown

 

[Dior_to_lenor]

So the gift to Ali that Lydia contributed to....

The Perfect Set for any Chef - Blenheim Forge

Hand carfted Japanese styled knives, a set includes a gyuto, santoku, nakiri and petty. Carbon steel clad with Damascus steel for superior quality and performance.

blenheimforge.co.uk

£1260 for four knives....

For two people that can just about knock together a bowl of pasta and eat takeaways most nights...

Let that sink in.

F***king Morons. The pair of them. While I'm at it, throw his parents into the mix too for "contributing" towards them.

 

[PickleWood]

Did anyone else see when Lydia is drowning her bolognese in cheese that Porter has been shut outside - Peep his little head looking in at them during this still, then running across the patio after. They’ve got a large garden woodland with no fence and they’re letting him run outside alone in the dim evening light?!

 

[Littlemisadoughnut]

I don’t care to look at underwear on a scrawny body with plastic tits. No creativity in presentation...just bang, right in you face lovelies, it’s a paid for add

I don’t normally like to comment tooooooo much on appearance, but with Lydia I’ll make an exception. Don’t understand how she can drop so much on the Hermes bags and still happily walk around with those fake tits... one of the worst sets of implants I’ve ever seen! So 2007, and even then, badly done.

 

[LucyKat]

Aaah I just can’t with this absolute twat anymore. All I’m going to say is.... your vibe attracts your tribe. All those reposts of people watching her... are alllll wannabe influencers begging for a mention. I know some of you like that Em whatsherface, but I watched a few insta stories and read a few posts and to be honest, she seems like she is cut from the same cloth as this moron..... annoying AF. So not surprised she is supporting Lydia. To quote Prince Philip “Remember, the attention comes because of the position you are privileged to hold, not because of who you are. If you think it’s all about you, you’ll never be happy”. She got lucky and amassed a decent amount of followers, but because of the content she was producing, not because of her per se. For example, I recently unfollowed someone because their content had become boring and what I thought was a nice style was actually just showing off how dangerously thin they were and it was making me feel bad about myself. So, in point, I never followed them for them, I followed for the content. She would do well to remember that. I honestly only read here because you are all a funny bunch and have a wicked way with words. You make me laugh on the regs when I am taking 10 mins out from rushing around all day.

 

[coconochanel]

Sorry but the bungalow is bloody more mismatched then when she did the decor herself....
Modern tiles and flooring in the bathroom of DREAMS
sludge coloured bedroom (cant say if it will be country style yet as its not finished)but they say country we say naff stately home.
Country style in the kitchen of DREAMSSS
Brass door hands with chrome light switches
black modern lounge
black and white modern staircase in a stately home style hallway
country pub style powder room of DREAMS
old mans office.

 

[Milking Keynes]

She actually made the point that Ali's parents gave him money for his birthday - he wanted to buy the knives - the money they gave him was insufficient - so she put in the rest of the money to buy him the knives.

She also made a point of saying Ali said he didn't want any big presents as '"I" (Lydia) have spent alot of money on the house renovation.

Seriously, she is vile. She makes him look an absolute fool / muppet.
And Ali was NOT himself in this vlog.



I think the love affair with Lauren Costly is on the wane ...

This really stuck out for me too - implying that his parents were too mean to pay for the knives so she had to save the day and fork out? (Pardon the pun)

Plus, the insulting card sent by Lumi - read Her - with the slogan “Thanks for being such a great member of staff” - I mean, too close to the bone to be remotely funny.

 

[Namima]

Oh here we go again... woe is me me me me!

She didn’t declare the perfume as PR Product though
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Breathe chicken breathe.

Yep, she sure is in a pissy mood. She is steaming. Tsk tsk silly moo moo. It's your birthday WEEK chicken. Take a chill pill or 10 lovely xx.
If she is not gracing us with a rant tonight, one is on the way in the very near future.

 

[Bbblane28]

I can’t stop laughing at this. Look at the space between her shelving and the table.

 

[RubyRu]

How was Ali able to afford the Aston Martin on a tradesman salary? Sorry if this has been already asked

They are selling the lie. Their life is a farce. The car is leased. She carries on how all the cars at her grandfathers funeral were Range Rovers like she is royalty or something. In reality, she leases hers too.

He was only ever an apprentice electrician. He's now a professional BEGGAR like his business only Wife.