Lydia Millen #80 Begging for birthday gifts, trying to distract from her influencer rifts

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Yet no one has mentioned she looks like she's coughing up a fur ball.
 
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Me too Very little English where shrubs and trees etc are concerned...I am aware I bore for England and everyone glazes over. I always try to include pictures with planting proposals though - just in case my enthusiasm causes memory loss.
Woke up with a start this morning....

@Oops... Are you Bunny?
 
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Woke up with a start this morning....

@Oops... Are you Bunny?
That’s hilarious! Well, maybe we will never know, but, at Bunny’s prices, we are very honoured to spend so much time with her!!

@Oops, I would be delighted to attend and will be going full Havisham wearing white Zimmerframe dress with wedding veil and decaying flowers from my urn as tiara, I will be carrying my scrapbook of lost properties, lost opportunities, etc and will be waving a flag with the words, ‘This is the Dream’.
 
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She really is the queen of instant gratification. She wants instant results and wants them straight away- she can’t wait for anything can she? She can’t enjoy the process of nurturing something and seeing a job through herself. All the renovations and the hired help to get things done straight away is proof of this. She can’t ever just watch things coming together over time that’s done with care and patience. She just wants to be sat in her garden With a glass of whispering angel to photograph for insta, in time for the summer. With her perfectly landscaped garden that someone else has done for her while she’s just sat, observed and bossed around- while they have worked their ass off. We all remember the night Ali was gardening in the dark outside the house because she wanted something done! She does minimal effort but expects instant results. I think this is why she got Lauren in- she saw a new aesthetic she liked and just couldn’t wait to do it her own way, so she got her to do it for her.
Another perfect example is her hair. She wanted a more blonde look- the look we all liked from years ago and when she first found Nicky she mentioned how she wanted to go blonder again. But of course it needed time and patience to get those sort of results again- and could she wait?!!....NO! So poor old Nicky bore the brunt of her anger. All because she couldn’t wait for the process.
She’s just a demanding little madam who wants things NOW! She doesn’t want to plant things and watch her garden grow, she hasn’t got the patience so that’s why she wants a gardener in. She’s insufferable. She’s like a toddler.
 
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Love your outfit/flag combo!

As for Bunny's pricing...it's designed to weed out (see what I did there?) time wasters and people who can't afford it....

.....just liked the £3200 price tag on a puppy is designed to put off people who are buying a puppy on a whim because it's 'fashun'...oh...wait.....
 
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Ali the car park model.
 
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Yes I think you're right, I think what probably happened was, carrie did try to leave after hairgate came out, I think she realised how appalling it all was and the backlash they were both going to get so had a mini meltdown and tried to resign, I imagine lydia appeased her by telling her to take a month or so off (even though we were in lockdown, so she should have been working from home anyway) and it will all blow over and like you say, I believe she will continue to scale down her social media presence.
 
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Ahhhhh I love watching re-runs of "The good life" .. what a great British comedy series ... love all the old 80's series.
 
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Lydia spend 30 quid on a freetrain vest for fuck sake and stop carrying your massive phone in your hand whilst you’re ‘running’
 
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Darn it... I was going to go Robbin’ Hood too thank goodness we are spoilt for choice and there are plenty more costumes to choose from the MG vault of dreams


Ali the chess-playing Raider of the Lost Ark
Re-phrase .... Raider of the lost Arse
 
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Well said. I agree completely. She is a greedy person and there is little more unattractive in the world. Her insatiable appetite for more, more, more prevents her from appreciating anything for more than a minute. She is sabotaging any hope of an authentic existence by her impulsive soulless quest for material gain. It’s nauseating to watch. It’s all deciding and delegating, and sitting back with her glass of wine, smugly surveying.

On the upside, due to her complete lack of human empathy, doesn’t she make us so much more appreciative of friends and family, simple pleasures and purchasing in a more circumspect and considered way. I think when you see someone tearing through boxes, tearing through reno projects, putting up six raised beds, the greedhouse, all so excessive to her needs, it has the opposite effect than swipe up you actually recoil because it’s not normal, and it is certainly not aspirational. There’s no cohesive plan, it is just manic.

Meanwhile, though, she has neglected rooms in the house that she has no interest in that are probably damp and require attention but because they are not seen (by the camera) she acts like they don’t exist. The walls might be softening in the basement with damp and she has no interest. She has no sense and no priorities.
 
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She is quite myself, getting into (well into actually) research to make things for myself and maybe if I get good at what I'm doing try and sell them is going to be a heck of a lot of fun haha

Been threatening that for months now but finally getting to the point of actually wanting to do it
 
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I have to keep on brand with my two recent avatars and come in a dressing gown. As someone has taken the tan stained white one I’ll wear the more mushroom/grey coloured robe cinched in with the KM black belt that looks identical to the Alexander McQueen belt.
My flag will have the store bought on it covered in fresh compost.
I will drink directly from the aluminium water butt.
I cannot wait to see you all!!
ETA: I will bring Carlos and I will instruct him to walk all over the surfaces and table with all the food
 
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