Lydia Millen #80 Begging for birthday gifts, trying to distract from her influencer rifts

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RubyRu

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First of all - what. da. f**k - is that a saggy lace nappy in the above reel photo?

Everything I have thought has already been said on here, but the cringe factor is at a maximum. They are more cringe than the Marilyn Monroe reel she did.

I cannot work out if she is trying to be comedic or not.

As for the downstairs loo - what a disaster. It was lovely before, like everything this dunce does, she's turned it to sh*t - quite appropriate really.

**EDIT - I should say the last post on the previous page - as this post created a new page. D'oh!**
 
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toomuchstuff

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🎉🎉Psst...don’t tell @Miss Trunchbull but...🥳🥳

👯‍♂️👯‍♀️👯‍♂️ I am busy planning our Trunchy’s Trooping Troupers event. 👯‍♂️👯‍♀️👯‍♂️

Please can anyone tell me the date of Ali’s birthday?

That will be our Trunchy’s Official Birthday 🎉 🥳 (since her real birthday is the same as L’s) so as such we should all gather whilst she rides through our thread on her horse Trooping our Colours.

Flags (for waving and cheering) and fancy dress of choice is all available at Reception.

I will write an anthem for us all to sing as our dear Trunchy Troops...

If no-one else minds I would like to book the headless chicken outfit since I would like to mark my solidarity with the unexpected Chicken Acquisition. Also, please may I commandeer the Tiggywinkle Trundle Flag - if no-one else particularly wants it?

🎉🥳

For all those who wish to take part please be kind enough to advise which flag you would like to wave and which fancy-dress costume you will be wearing. (Just so that @Miss Trunchbull knows who we are and recognises us on the day.) ;)Thank you x.
Fabulous idea, count me well and truly in. I am torn as to what to wear though but I think I am going to keep it simple and just dress up in my favourite shaving creme. Being Aussie I will have to go with the Bananas in Pyjamas bunting, I haven't been able to find a flag but am thinking if the shaving creme starts to dissolve I can always wrap the bunting around my nether regions to preserve my modesty.
So tell Trunchy to keep an eye out for meee and my bunting.
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Margo Polo

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First of all - what. da. f**k - is that a saggy lace nappy in the above reel photo?

Everything I have thought has already been said on here, but the cringe factor is at a maximum. They are more cringe than the Marilyn Monroe reel she did.

I cannot work out if she is trying to be comedic or not.

As for the downstairs loo - what a disaster. It was lovely before, like everything this dunce does, she's turned it to sh*t - quite appropriate really.
Oh that Marilyn Monroe skit... she called it Madonna! ( from her music video ). She had no bloody idea that it was Marilyn Monroe who did it. Lace nappy 🤣😂🤣😂
 

Oops...

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Can anyone who is good at research please advise the birth date of Ali so I can get my crack-team of event planners geared up for our Trunchy’s Trooping Troupers Event please? 👯‍♂️👯‍♀️👯‍♂️

🐎 Have found a horse from Wellington Barracks 🐎 - she’s called Marching Matilda...I am advised she is enormously biddable, very well trained and is remarkably good at dressage.

Have dropped a line to HM to ask if we can borrow her red TotC uniform and a L-I-W called to say she is speaking to the Page of the Wardrobe. So its all looking good as far as the Royal Regalia goes it seems...

I have just been adopted by my new shared-niece and she has agreed to do the catering (don’t tell anyone though as it’s a surprise...)🎉🥳
 

RubyRu

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Can anyone who is good at research please advise the birth date of Ali so I can get my crack-team of event planners geared up for our Trunchy’s Trooping Troupers Event please? 👯‍♂️👯‍♀️👯‍♂️

🐎 Have found a horse from Wellington Barracks 🐎 - she’s called Marching Matilda...I am advised she is enormously biddable, very well trained and is remarkably good at dressage.

Have dropped a line to HM to ask if we can borrow her red TotC uniform and a L-I-W called to say she is speaking to the Page of the Wardrobe. So its all looking good as far as the Royal Regalia goes it seems...

I have just been adopted by my new shared-niece and she has agreed to do the catering (don’t tell anyone though as it’s a surprise...)🎉🥳
I googled it and it states April 10th, 1989. Only 2 days away.
 

katiesmith81

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That Instagram reel from today? This is her chosen career, right? I still can't believe this is part of her job and what she is actually being paid to do? She looks like she is a convulsing cat about to vomit. Also, she is the actual worst at putting an outfit together. Does she know anything about "proportions"??? That dress hem sticking out from under that waistcoat AND the ankle boots cutting off her already short legs? WHO wants to look like this???

I actually should stop scrolling up I thought her knickers were around her bloody ankles I nearly spat my drink out 😂😂
 

Catcher_In_The_Lie

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That Instagram reel from today? This is her chosen career, right? I still can't believe this is part of her job and what she is actually being paid to do? She looks like she is a convulsing cat about to vomit. Also, she is the actual worst at putting an outfit together. Does she know anything about "proportions"??? That dress hem sticking out from under that waistcoat AND the ankle boots cutting off her already short legs? WHO wants to look like this???

The bottom of the dress looks like a pair of knickers falling down🥴
 

Namima

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Hahaha I had to go back and check 😂 look at that Pasta again! Really what is the point on growing so many vegetables if they eat NONE. They have pasta nearly every day of the week, apart for the roast the have for takeaway and Dominos.
No wonder Ali looks like a zombie.
At least add a small salad with your main meal. And if Lydiot doesn't eat the salad, she could make one for Ali. Whilst he is preparing dinner. Get off your arse, you lazy bugger, silly moo moo.
I mean how long does it take to take to shred lettuce, cut 6 slices of cucumber, and throw in a few olives and feta. You don't even have to add onions or tomatoes. Laziest salad ever.
 

Shihtzu

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LYDIA WITH THE A stop posting pictures of that shit you serve up called dinner.
Its so embarrassing that you post this out for people to see. Look at at what your competition shows !!!!! That says it all . I would be mortified if people thought that was my main meal of the day. We already know you get the gold star for doing a weeks food shop for under £20 . How much f......ing pasta do you get in Aldi for your budget. Your nutrition is appalling we don't need reminding twice a week.
 

Miscanthus

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This is just crap. These affirmations (or whatever they are) really annoy me. Take a fancy picture or block of colour a fancy font and write out a whole bunch of words and suddenly your a philosopher. I started reading these things properly and thinking about them and actually half of them are just wrong, make no sense or are just "what not to do". Now to me this one is a perfect example of what not to do. This is basically saying if you are a grown mature person listen to what others say but pay no attention to it, it doesnt apply to you.


Well the high blood pressure or cholesterol or stress or whatever he has, doesn't look like its impacted their diet. I went back and checked on the grater too, love it, its like a 'where's Wally', 'spot the grater'.
Thread #78 post #969...I said if I get into her house I will hide the cheese grater....still trying!
Am I being silly? Is this past tense of "wise" right, to me that reads as "wisened" as in old and wrinkly. I asked Lydia as she posted it but no reply.😏🤷
You are thinking of wizened but that looks weird too. I've never seen ' wisened ' before!
That quote has really annoyed me.....Lidl, you need to read that quote, really think about it and ask yourself if it relates to you in any way......no!
 

chat-alie

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That Instagram reel from today? This is her chosen career, right? I still can't believe this is part of her job and what she is actually being paid to do? She looks like she is a convulsing cat about to vomit. Also, she is the actual worst at putting an outfit together. Does she know anything about "proportions"??? That dress hem sticking out from under that waistcoat AND the ankle boots cutting off her already short legs? WHO wants to look like this???

Thos boots are totally the wrong pairing! She would've looked better with the nude rockstuds!
 

Miscanthus

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Some random thoughts/observations/questions:

Carrie didn’t seem happy to be on camera, there was definitely some awkwardness between them.

The downstairs bog looks like it’s for a child’s room.

What happened to the kitchen chopping block thingy? And the brass tap?

Those new glasses were the wrong green (cream soda vibes) and will be accidentally broken within months.

I’m surprised they haven’t just laid new lawn, may be easier. We did ours in October, roughly 100 x 30 feet and cost less than £200! I was very surprised. Just cut it for the first time and looks lush. Then it snowed here today ffs so who knows what it’ll look like next week. PS the local park looks a bit rough these days. 😜

I would actually pay good money (ok, £5 max) to see her watching Josie’s vlogs, my ribs would hurt laughing.

Why do they need a wine fridge in the office? Free obvs but don’t they have one in the kitchen? And a massive smeg pizza fridge in the perfectly sound garden shed? It looks shit in the toy office. And couldn’t they just get a couple of smaller garden stores forthe wood and the bikes to give more room and easy access? Nothing wrong with the shed, just blagging for a freebie as usual.

Ali’s reel has him tossing around some book (too tired to rephrase) and some illiterate blurb about educating yourself - all to a soundtrack which definitely included at least one fuck. Classy. The book itself seemed very light, like one of those fake ones that held porn videos.

Why keep Christmas trees in your guest room cupboards? That would do my head in. Am I dreaming or didn’t she once show us an attic full of shit?

Her hair in that styling bit looks like Hagrid.

I remember the old series of Anne of Green Gables from when I was a kid. Anne With an E came up on my Netflix recommendations, definitely not my thing and I gave up after about 10 minutes but I noticed a couple of things. Close to the beginning, she quotes from Jane Eyre - “if all the world hated you and believed you wicked but your own conscience approved of you and absolved you from guilt, you would not be without friends”. She then talks drivel non stop, mainly about herself to anyone who’ll listen and got right on my nerves. Hmmm...

Ok, I am getting on a bit but I’m sure I could still do a better job at styling. This will be before your time for many of you but every time I see her in leggings or ankle boots with that flat hair, I still can’t stop seeing Max Wall and want her to do the funny walk.

Great post...
Max Wall....nail on head 😂😂😂 Screenshot_20201106-221604.png
 

Themoomoo

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Anyone else notice this Insta story yesterday? There’s been lots of chat recently here on Tattle about her old style suiting her better and her best looks being jeans, white shirt and blazer.

... right on time, a blazer. Coincidence?

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Oh it’s just for the gram!! I guarantee this item will never see the light of day again (unless her fee includes a few wears that is).
 

Bbblane28

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Oh it’s just for the gram!! I guarantee this item will never see the light of day again (unless her fee includes a few wears that is).
True. All her influenza “friends” have gone mad in the comments of her reel for that horrific dress with the huge sleeves, so that’ll no doubt be her go-to for the foreseeable future as it’s been endorsed by the blue ticks.

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