Lydia Millen #56 Faking Hermezz bag like it's new, here's to Porter pooping in her Loubs

[Grey_x]

Why does he call her his neighbour? He doesn’t live near them does he?

I dunno, think he's trying to be funny. In the 10 Commandments there's 'thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods' or something like that.

 

[Julia123]

As much as I really want that puppy to have a good home and to be safe and happy..... I'm here for them being completely exhausted, overwhelmed and outmatched. They are so selfish and rushed into this for all the wrong reasons and I want them to reaaaaallllly feel the gravity and reality of what they have done. I want them up all night and MISERABLE!

 

[Peppypoopar]

I've just looked at his other stories.
Is this Lydia with her ear swallowing her earring sounds like her

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She has no earlobes, so not her hun.

 

[Lollylola]

I've just looked at his other stories.
Is this Lydia with her ear swallowing her earring sounds like her

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No, this person has earlobes. It's not Lydia.

I dunno, think he's trying to be funny. In the 10 Commandments there's 'thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods' or something like that.

I thought it was your neighbour's wife hehe

 

[Namima]

Porter has arrived

So is the Doc at The Bungalow ? Is he visiting ? Are they neighbours as well as doctor and patient ? Does Botox count as a medical emergency under lockdown ?
Should The Bungalow be listed as a super spreader hotspot in terms of Covid ... ? Place is like a bloody train station with the number of people walking in and out of there, supposedly working.
Is she gonna throw 'Nicky Lazou Hairgate' tantrum at the doc for posting a pic of Porteraloo ?

 

[MissMidnight]

I’m guessing our Lyds is throwing one almighty freaking tantrum right about now ... her Birkin bag has been revealed AND Porter has made his internet debut, both without her!

Probably the reason Ali’s first scheduled vlog for the year is more than an hour late going live - he’s too busy trying to calm his crazy wife down.

That Karma Bus sure looks like it’s heading straight for a certain country lane in Stoke Bruerne, and it’s only the first week of the year!

 

[Miscanthus]

Ok so I am back ..after having read myself stupid through hundreds of pages since I logged off over Xmas... you guys go all in, can't believe I was out three threads .. It was a marathon .... but I digress.

So well well well ....... another video ...and the opening lines of "If you don't like seeing people happy then log off" .....hmmmm apart from being as subtle as a hooker in Harrods... I see our lovely Labia of the Manor has not lost that witch streak has she .... wasn't on your New years resloutions was it dear ... ah well why change the habit of a lifetime.

I watched a few WIGFC videos and I have to say my 2 fav's were:
1: Fleur: simple...homely and not braggy with gifts at all.. all very affordable items she got from family members.
2: Jamie: Love her anyway but no braggy opening of gifts ... simply living a normal Xmas period with her husband and 2 lovely dogs

Josie/ ITF and Tamara : Snooze fest .. all over the top braggy expensive .. look a me me me but then again I will say they have work ethic unlike some ahem! Although atleast MollyMae can cook a roast dinner and she is half her ladyships age...You my dear Lydia are about as useful as a skirtingboard ladder (Oh maybe that would be useful for Ali the Elf??)

So into this tit fest:

You have gone all out the both of you as you have had such a hard time this year? I don't understand bullshit therefore you lost me darling ...and no mention of YOUR family .. telling that isn't it.

Your Job is to promote Brand items correct? You use the fact you are a child ( a brat you mean) and want to save them for content, as lets face it you have duck all to offer as content, so you don't promote them when they need to be promoted for sales during a pandemic year where sales are down. duck ME you really are an asshole and the brands you work with are even more stupid to allow you to say this on a channel to thousands .. I hope they see this and rightly remove you from any PR list moving forward. Where is the job here? It seems all 1 sided to me : You give me gifts for free and thats it ... I give you nothing in return? Mindboggling!

Your name dropping is boring ..fortum biscuits/ Waitrose .. blah fuckedy blah ...

Champagne all day .. well get you ... I bet you reckon you are the only one who can drink Champers all day don't you sweetie as it's boujie and high class ... They sell Moet in Tescos witch so back the duck up .. anyone can get cheap shite .... try impressing me with a bottle of Krug or Cremant or Bollinger... if you can pronounce them .. go on try .. sound out the letters lovely x

And please tell me for the 3rd time how you had a lovely Xmas alone ... you are not fooling anyone .. noone wanted to be with you so hence you had to have it alone. But reality isn't as sexy as fake is darling is it... you keep with the fake and I will tell it like it is in the real world.

You don't give a duck about what anyone got or did .. it is just hot air waffle to fill up the YT mins .. bored!

Gifts breakdown:
1: Bvlgari ring: You have been wanting it for sooooo long .. so why haven't you bought it? Oh thats right coz it's better when it's begged for.( Oh and please make sure your hands and fingers are atleast on par with the Jewelry to show it off .. I vomited a little.)
2: Dior Passport Wallet: What a big "duck you" from the team .. I pissed myself .. give her something that is useless to use in a pademic hahaha but then again you don't go on hols do you unless its free free free. (ITFW got a vanity case hun.. does it burn deep inside your glittery tip?) But as usual you left it .. forgot about it and frankly your not bothered with it.. even plastic faces show expression.
3: The cheap candle will be burned away or shoved in the attic.
4: Cawwies gift basically says your a tit cook and you need help but not from a chef I might add / The Apron: Italian that you can't pronounce so you prove yet again you are about as Italian as me having a vagina.
5: Personalised gardening tools .. complete with a Vampire stake for the coffin beds .. looooovely.
6: Book on how to look after a Puppy: The only boundaries you need to be worried about are the ones outside darling ... is it Northamptonshire or Cotswolds knightsbridge or Downton Keynes?
7: Meat Thermometer: Ok I have to breathe ... so you had to have THEEEE BEST one .. well you aren't having any of Tiny Tim's meat thermometer so I guess a vibrator would have been better. Plus your contradiction: "We don't eat meat" but "I want to know how to do a roast"? FFS what have you eaten all year .. meat meat and more meat .. Stupid people like you are like glowsticks, I want to snap them and shake the tit out of them until the light comes on!
8: A wine preserver: Darling .. you don't give the cork bleeping chance to leave the bottle before it's gone so complete bullshit that you keep wine for 2 weeks! Liar!
9: The Velvetiser was over as quick as it started .. bleeping bullets have left guns slower .... why is that? Hmm maybe because its a bleeping PR gift that Josie also got and was bleeping free ... tosser!

10: The ORANGE Herpeeez BAGS : DRUM ROLL .. EYE ROLL ...ROLL WHAT THE duck YOU LIKE ..a spliff maybe as this is what I need to watch this insufferable turd. You and Ali get each other BIG BIG presents do you .. hmm so Ali got a bleeping pen and a pathetic name plate .. and you got Herpeeeeez ... seems fair. bleeping Riding boots .. on top of Pada boots and Louboutin boots and wellies and the list goes bleeping on ... stop and think ..you are a compulsive buyer .. you have to have .. the name was what you were drawn to ..as transparent as my piss you are.

Hermes is NOT intimidating at all .... I go in regularly ...YOU find it intimidating as you have a severe case of feeling unworthy as you worry about what people think of you and if they can see through your fake social climbing persona which in turn makes you a nasty catty witch.

You put together a "wish list" did you .. awww how lovely .. you do realise you have to have the money to buy the items after don't you as if you don't when it is in stock .. they will lower you in the queue.

The whole facade of this Herpeeeez debacle is vomitworthy .... you want a Kelly but cant pay pet insurance or make sure your toilet works or sort the damp in the house or pay outright for 1 of the cars .. your priorities are screwed in life my dear. These luxuries come after you have everything else paid off ....not before!

But well done on the shabby floppy Birkin .... looks really used ...but you had to keep up didnt you with the other girls ... no matter what... pathetic!

No humanity / no altruism/ not persona or character ...just a vapid shell of a person with lots of baubles sitting at home making no impact on the world at all ... applause x

And here signing off my little Labia is a quote you can shove on a reel: "The difference between stupidity and Genius is that Genius has limits".

With love Tattlers xxx

Wow @Stefano you are on fire! Well said!
I'm sure you now need to lie down in a dark room after catching up on three threads of Lydia!

 

[Cloak]

Does she even know his name means “to wear”, in French? Does she realise that’s why Net a Porter is called net a Porter? As a play on pret a Porter aka ready to wear?

her dogs name is literally branding it as an accessory to be worn. God I despise her! She’s so vile

 

[Namima]

This is definitely Porter, the poor little guy ... you can tell because the kitchen and living room in this screenshot definitely belong to The Bungalow, Potager House, the frosty but cozy Igloo!

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He's a cutie

 

[Miscanthus]

Lidl's 2021 is turning about to be so much funnier than I expected!

#carrotgate
#busicuitgate
#hermesgate
#puppygate
#lockdownrulebreakgate

She can run but she can't hide!

 

[Dobs]

My bet is they'll be a picture of Porter going up on her grid very soon (she'll be revelling in all the likes and comments that little Porter will get) and bonus.. will increase Little Lidl's engagement

 

[Miscanthus]

You are all very entertaining so I stick around to read but will only spill the beans on some things ... suppose she deservs a little privacy .also to escape capture for me ha ha ... the other account is dull and braggy only really

Why am I not surprised!
Stay safe friend! Enjoy the thread.

 

[Grey_x]

I thought it was your neighbour's wife hehe

I thought it was wife too initially, but I'm not religious so googled it to make sure not to offend anyone. There were more things that said goods than wife wife is definitely better imo.

 

[Lola Faith]

OMG this is all too good, we've outed her on her Her-mez, her christmas presents, her carrots, her hair, literally everything she does/posts we manage to get to the bottom of it and the truth, and on 6 January we have Porter, before she's shown the world - insta storied by her filler doctor! This is just exceptional! He's obviously gone round there to top up whatever her and Ali have done - in lockdown as well!

Her level of c**tishness has gone through the roof!

Well done everyone!

 

[gggremlin]

This is definitely Porter, the poor little guy ... you can tell because the kitchen and living room in this screenshot definitely belong to The Bungalow, Potager House, the frosty but cozy Igloo!

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Don’t forget that chalkboard full of meetings

 

[Lollylola]

This is all too funny. If she wasn’t a narcissistic liar and fake, she wouldn’t have to worry about any of these life problems. Lydia is a muddle of her own making.

 

[MissMidnight]

Still not a whisper from either our Lyds or Ali and it’s almost 7:00pm in the UK ... she must be having one epic meltdown, think Britney circa 2007!

Hope Ali has hidden all their umbrellas!!

 

[Pinkmilly2179]

You are all very entertaining so I stick around to read but will only spill the beans on some things ... suppose she deservs a little privacy .also to escape capture for me ha ha ... the other account is dull and braggy only really

Please don’t leave us

This thread is hilarious and yes I knew she would end up with a preloved Birkin! I mean seriously, why would Hermes sell her a Birkin when there are people dropping thousands of pounds on Hermes items to even be given the privilege of getting a Birkin! Also boots and a belt, I mean why bother! Turnlock boots are so common and don’t even go with that many outfits, they look to horse ridery if that makes sense! I wander why she hasn’t shared her Birkin purchase? Maybe she will do a new reveal in a few months time or pretend she bought it from the store?

Also I’ve come to the conclusion Lydia is the epitome of someone with too much time on their hands and who can’t concentrate/commit to something. She has redecorated so many times and now wants her own greenhouse and to grow fruit and veg! That takes love, time and commitment which I don’t think she can give. She should really start small, commit to cooking a few fresh meals a week and see how that goes before digging out her entire garden! She seems to want to go from zero to 100 without realising you need to take small baby steps!

Will stop philosophising about Lydia and get back to work!

I think she just wants a greenhouse and beds so she can hire a naked gardener to please her and Ali

 

[avabella]

Oh to be a fly on that wall!

 

[ach0902]

I knew she would have that dog literally the second he turned 8 weeks