Lydia Millen #56 Faking Hermezz bag like it's new, here's to Porter pooping in her Loubs

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Wophie

Wophie

It's already clear that brands are losing interest, but does she really expect the ones still hanging on by a thread to still want to work with her when she puts 0 effort into engaging with her audience? Radio silence for days, tit fashion sense, bitchy remarks and comment replies.

I imagine she feels a bit hopeless and perhaps wants out of the influencer world, hence her comment the other day on her stories about living a good life rather than meeting career goals. But unless she secures herself a "proper job", she can't just stop as influencing pays her mortgage (because let's be real, Ali can't make much of a contribution). I wonder if they've been running off savings for the last year
 
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MissMidnight

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Stefano said:
Ok so I am back ...

As subtle as a hooker in Harrods ...

They sell Moet in Tescos so back the duck up ... try impressing me with a bottle of Krug or Cremant or Bollinger ... if you can pronounce them ... go on try ... sound out the letters lovely. x

Dior Passport Wallet: What a big "duck you" from the team ... I pissed myself ... give her something that is useless in a pandemic!

Cawwies gift basically says you’re a tit cook and you need help ...

The Apron: Italian that you can't pronounce so you prove yet again you are about as Italian as me having a vagina.

Personalised gardening tools ... complete with a Vampire stake for the coffin beds ...

The only boundaries you need to be worried about are the ones outside darling ... is it Northamptonshire or Cotswolds knightsbridge or Downton Keynes?

Stupid people like you are like glowsticks, I want to snap them and shake the tit out of them until the light comes on!

The Velvetiser was over as quick as it started, bleeping bullets have left guns slower ...

This is a quote you can shove on a reel: "The difference between stupidity and Genius is that Genius has limits".
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Oh @Stefano, how I have missed you and your hysterical, yet completely accurate, breakdowns of our Lyds content! 🤣

Thank you so much for the laughs, my friend, you have no idea just how much I needed them after a tough couple of days.

Welcome back ... and take a moment to enjoy the round of applause I’m giving you for your first instalment of 2021! 😍👏🏼
 
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Lurkerbaby

I’m guessing she sent the video to the doctor and he posted it without permission
 
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Julia123

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Lurkerbaby said:
Porter has arrived
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OMG Hilarious that the nose doctor who has f-ed up her face has announced this info before Lydia and tagged her! LOL

Ali is really late with his upload and both are radio silence yesterday and today. What would be the point of not showing off the cute doggie?
 
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gggremlin

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Ok so Aldi and the Dr unintentionally spilled the tea about the dog. But most importantly, what is he doing at hers? Is she topping up her lips, nose and the entire face??
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A his and hers top-up you say... 😏
 
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Dobs

Dobs

Stefano said:
Ok so I am back ..after having read myself stupid through hundreds of pages since I logged off over Xmas... you guys go all in, can't believe I was out three threads .. It was a marathon .... but I digress.

So well well well ....... another video ...and the opening lines of "If you don't like seeing people happy then log off" .....hmmmm apart from being as subtle as a hooker in Harrods... I see our lovely Labia of the Manor has not lost that witch streak has she .... wasn't on your New years resloutions was it dear ... ah well why change the habit of a lifetime.

I watched a few WIGFC videos and I have to say my 2 fav's were:
1: Fleur: simple...homely and not braggy with gifts at all.. all very affordable items she got from family members.
2: Jamie: Love her anyway but no braggy opening of gifts ... simply living a normal Xmas period with her husband and 2 lovely dogs

Josie/ ITF and Tamara : Snooze fest .. all over the top braggy expensive .. look a me me me but then again I will say they have work ethic unlike some ahem! Although atleast MollyMae can cook a roast dinner and she is half her ladyships age...You my dear Lydia are about as useful as a skirtingboard ladder (Oh maybe that would be useful for Ali the Elf??)

So into this tit fest:

You have gone all out the both of you as you have had such a hard time this year? I don't understand bullshit therefore you lost me darling ...and no mention of YOUR family .. telling that isn't it.

Your Job is to promote Brand items correct? You use the fact you are a child ( a brat you mean) and want to save them for content, as lets face it you have duck all to offer as content, so you don't promote them when they need to be promoted for sales during a pandemic year where sales are down. duck ME you really are an asshole and the brands you work with are even more stupid to allow you to say this on a channel to thousands .. I hope they see this and rightly remove you from any PR list moving forward. Where is the job here? It seems all 1 sided to me : You give me gifts for free and thats it ... I give you nothing in return? Mindboggling!

Your name dropping is boring ..fortum biscuits/ Waitrose .. blah fuckedy blah ...

Champagne all day .. well get you ... I bet you reckon you are the only one who can drink Champers all day don't you sweetie as it's boujie and high class ... They sell Moet in Tescos witch so back the duck up .. anyone can get cheap shite .... try impressing me with a bottle of Krug or Cremant or Bollinger... if you can pronounce them .. go on try .. sound out the letters lovely x

And please tell me for the 3rd time how you had a lovely Xmas alone ... you are not fooling anyone .. noone wanted to be with you so hence you had to have it alone. But reality isn't as sexy as fake is darling is it... you keep with the fake and I will tell it like it is in the real world.

You don't give a duck about what anyone got or did .. it is just hot air waffle to fill up the YT mins .. bored!

Gifts breakdown:
1: Bvlgari ring: You have been wanting it for sooooo long .. so why haven't you bought it? Oh thats right coz it's better when it's begged for.( Oh and please make sure your hands and fingers are atleast on par with the Jewelry to show it off .. I vomited a little.)
2: Dior Passport Wallet: What a big "duck you" from the team .. I pissed myself .. give her something that is useless to use in a pademic hahaha but then again you don't go on hols do you unless its free free free. (ITFW got a vanity case hun.. does it burn deep inside your glittery tip?) But as usual you left it .. forgot about it and frankly your not bothered with it.. even plastic faces show expression.
3: The cheap candle will be burned away or shoved in the attic.
4: Cawwies gift basically says your a tit cook and you need help but not from a chef I might add / The Apron: Italian that you can't pronounce so you prove yet again you are about as Italian as me having a vagina.
5: Personalised gardening tools .. complete with a Vampire stake for the coffin beds .. looooovely.
6: Book on how to look after a Puppy: The only boundaries you need to be worried about are the ones outside darling ... is it Northamptonshire or Cotswolds knightsbridge or Downton Keynes?
7: Meat Thermometer: Ok I have to breathe ... so you had to have THEEEE BEST one .. well you aren't having any of Tiny Tim's meat thermometer so I guess a vibrator would have been better. Plus your contradiction: "We don't eat meat" but "I want to know how to do a roast"? FFS what have you eaten all year .. meat meat and more meat .. Stupid people like you are like glowsticks, I want to snap them and shake the tit out of them until the light comes on!
8: A wine preserver: Darling .. you don't give the cork bleeping chance to leave the bottle before it's gone so complete bullshit that you keep wine for 2 weeks! Liar!
9: The Velvetiser was over as quick as it started .. bleeping bullets have left guns slower .... why is that? Hmm maybe because its a bleeping PR gift that Josie also got and was bleeping free ... tosser!

10: The ORANGE Herpeeez BAGS : DRUM ROLL .. EYE ROLL ...ROLL WHAT THE duck YOU LIKE ..a spliff maybe as this is what I need to watch this insufferable turd. You and Ali get each other BIG BIG presents do you .. hmm so Ali got a bleeping pen and a pathetic name plate .. and you got Herpeeeeez ... seems fair. bleeping Riding boots .. on top of Pada boots and Louboutin boots and wellies and the list goes bleeping on ... stop and think ..you are a compulsive buyer .. you have to have .. the name was what you were drawn to ..as transparent as my piss you are.

Hermes is NOT intimidating at all .... I go in regularly ...YOU find it intimidating as you have a severe case of feeling unworthy as you worry about what people think of you and if they can see through your fake social climbing persona which in turn makes you a nasty catty witch.

You put together a "wish list" did you .. awww how lovely .. you do realise you have to have the money to buy the items after don't you as if you don't when it is in stock .. they will lower you in the queue.

The whole facade of this Herpeeeez debacle is vomitworthy .... you want a Kelly but cant pay pet insurance or make sure your toilet works or sort the damp in the house or pay outright for 1 of the cars .. your priorities are screwed in life my dear. These luxuries come after you have everything else paid off ....not before!

But well done on the shabby floppy Birkin .... looks really used ...but you had to keep up didnt you with the other girls ... no matter what... pathetic!

No humanity / no altruism/ not persona or character ...just a vapid shell of a person with lots of baubles sitting at home making no impact on the world at all ... applause x

And here signing off my little Labia is a quote you can shove on a reel: "The difference between stupidity and Genius is that Genius has limits".

With love Tattlers xxx
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@Stefano that was hilarious! That really had me laughing - especially the 'complete with a Vampire stake for the coffin beds .. looooovely.' You've summed it up so well! 😂
 
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MissMidnight

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This is definitely Porter, the poor little guy ... you can tell because the kitchen and living room in this screenshot definitely belong to The Bungalow, Potager House, the frosty but cozy Igloo!

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Tony_Reno

no video from Aldi today? They've had a puppy for a couple of days and they cannot work that it's taking up that much of their time? 😂
 
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