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Tuck and rollVlog Thursday 29th October
- She lisps it's a big day as her husband has finished off her raised beds. How many wrinkles does an asshole have? Smile Lydia. I'll count them.
- She has her own autumnal crumble recipe. That she's adapted from someone else's. I know you're not as stupid as you sound. Nobody could be.
- She can't deal with how autumnal everything is. It happens every year Lydia. Every single year. Did you forget to pay your brain bill?
- Ad for NastyGal. She has a white jumper on to do the gardening. Relatable. She's planting the seeds. She needs to order more. I think 'more' is the word that makes me cringe the most with her.
- She says she looks like a mole with makeup on. Nope, it's definitely 'mole', definitely. Any similarity between her and human is purely coincidental.
- She can't wait to have a greenhouse to keep all her stuff as it's everywhere. A 30K shed then. It's scary to think that people like you are allowed to vote.
- She took 3 days off after spending 5 hours in the garden. If she ever overdoes it she gets ill. It's not contagious, it's her body's reaction. Some TLC will be getting her back fighting fit. She's on the mend. Oh how fucking stupid you sound.
- She has rather a large amount of parcels she needs to get stuck into. Definitely on the mend then. Who remembers back in the day when Lydia fanged her channel was luxury only? She's done a full 360 back on her bullshit.
- She says it's important to let you know she has a discount on NastyGal. NastyGal ALWAYS has a discount. You dense cabbage.
- She's opening the parcel; she can see all the snuggles. Do you want to die stupid, Lydia?
- She says the moment you steam clothes they're completely transformed. Seems you have an incurable case of liabetes then.
- The sage pants. She says they're just the dream. You make a lovely corpse in them. They're the exact same colour as her kitchen island, gates and front door. Settle down, I can't take the excitement.
- She says she loves these items as she doesn't mind if she ruins them. So Lydia, you're the reason we have warning labels on everything.
- She sent a huge box to smart works and a hospice. No footage of this, obviously. She got jealous of Ali's hangers, so is selling hers to get new ones. Still dead on this one. Who actually sells used hangers? The actual shame. She couldn't bring the new hangers upstairs as they were so heavy. I don't know how to put this nicely. So I just won't.
- Story time, when she started dating Ali and girls used to send him pictures of their vaginas, he used to go urghhh. I have neither the time or the crayons to explain the irony in this story. I'll just drop though that I think Ali's favourite vegetable may definitely be aubergine.
- She shows a very large hamper of La Mer. She says everything in the hamper belongs to her. The first step of your high horse is gonna be a bitch. Tuck and roll.
- She says she's stopping vlogging to start vlogging again, as she's a busy bumble bee. Nah it's 'busy bumble bee', 100 per cent; how anyone can advocate they're so busy when all they do is open packages is fucking beyond me.
She’s got a screw looseI knew it! That wallpaper of dreams that is sooooo expensive will be torn down for this.I’m sure the rest of the room will be replaced and ripped apart as well. Just a matter of time for the black dungeon room.
And she’s such a bitch with her blocking comments! If this new sage takeover and tearing out of the whole house doesn't make her followers sick, then nothing will.
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WELL DONE ON EXPOSING THIS AWFUL PERSONWell bitch block me all you want.
You have forced me into contacting the companies you collaborate with
I dont post on any of their websites and leave negative reviews. What I have been doing is contacting the companies and voicing my opinion, in a calm, polite way
Carolina Herrera, GHD, Elizabeth Arden, Dior, Karen Millen. Basically anything she promotes whether its an Ad, collaboration, purchased it herself, stood on a street corner to get it or simply begs for something then I send off an email to the company
Boodles was the best. I received a reply from Honour Wainwright Acting Head of PR. He genuinely seemed disturbed by the way Lydia conducted herself. He then watched her YouTube now famous stealing of a necklace vlog. Again he emailed me and thanked me for making him aware of the vlog
I didn't embellish her antics but merely stated her unprofessional behaviour
I have come to the conclusion this is the best approach. I think if enough people contact companies directly through the PR department, we may win the battle. Regardless it makes me feel better knowing at least someone has read it
The key is not to sound like your abusing the company, just making an observation
But idiot lydiot let me tell you bitch i feel so happy when I press the SEND button
I went to have a look for this, seems to be gone now, wonder what happened. Ok so I think we do need to admit that she seriously has issues, maybe we need to stop picking on this poor unfortunate creature, only joking ;-)I knew it! That wallpaper of dreams that is sooooo expensive will be torn down for this.I’m sure the rest of the room will be replaced and ripped apart as well. Just a matter of time for the black dungeon room.
And she’s such a bitch with her blocking comments! If this new sage takeover and tearing out of the whole house doesn't make her followers sick, then nothing will.
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Where has her neck gone???Was it this pic? You’re welcome x
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Bravo, well done, keep it up.Well bitch block me all you want.
You have forced me into contacting the companies you collaborate with
I dont post on any of their websites and leave negative reviews. What I have been doing is contacting the companies and voicing my opinion, in a calm, polite way
Carolina Herrera, GHD, Elizabeth Arden, Dior, Karen Millen. Basically anything she promotes whether its an Ad, collaboration, purchased it herself, stood on a street corner to get it or simply begs for something then I send off an email to the company
Boodles was the best. I received a reply from Honour Wainwright Acting Head of PR. He genuinely seemed disturbed by the way Lydia conducted herself. He then watched her YouTube now famous stealing of a necklace vlog. Again he emailed me and thanked me for making him aware of the vlog
I didn't embellish her antics but merely stated her unprofessional behaviour
I have come to the conclusion this is the best approach. I think if enough people contact companies directly through the PR department, we may win the battle. Regardless it makes me feel better knowing at least someone has read it
The key is not to sound like your abusing the company, just making an observation
But idiot lydiot let me tell you bitch i feel so happy when I press the SEND button
the wallpaper of dreams was gifted (Ali marked it as gifted in a post ages ago) so naturally if it was Free she loved it. it will only be replaced if she manages to successfully beg for the new stuff (which incidentally will look ridiculous in her new build bungalowI went to have a look for this, seems to be gone now, wonder what happened. Ok so I think we do need to admit that she seriously has issues, maybe we need to stop picking on this poor unfortunate creature, only joking ;-)
As I remember, it was the wallpaper of dreams, it was very very expensive and now she has tired of it. I think Ali better be careful, she will tire of him and he will be replaced.
I do seriously think the black will go, it wont go with all the new more earthy tones she is wanting. But remember folk we shouldn't be too harsh with our comments I think she seriously has psychological issues.
And whats with the blocking people comment, shades of a third world dictatorship possibly.
Where has her neck gone???
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