Vlog Thursday 15th Oct - More new tit. Just what the world needs right now. Yay!
- She's having a stressful morning. The type no one understands. Did someone binge on witch flakes this morning Lydia? The trains to London have stopped running. She considered driving, but the only car available is the Aston and she doesn't want to drive around Mayfair behind something so powerful. So she's booked a taxi and she's livid as this has now doubled the cost of her hair. We're still in a global pandemic Lydia. I'd explain it to you but I'm out of crayons and puppets.
- She boasts she'll be hitting 900K in her ninth year of blogging. She still has a few weeks until her anniversary so will definitely make it. How up one's ass can one actually be? I think dildo is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick Lydia, but you're not real enough.
- She's done a full body fake tan. At this time of year she normally gets lazy and just does her face, chest and arms. Her legs remain white and hairy. Do you need some real sun Lydia because your behaviour is pretty shady?
- She says if she farts it's going in her phone calendar or she won't know it's happening. You are so bad at your job you might want to consider running for government.
- She lisps this is the biggest order she's ever done. We're gonna die apparently. You realise you said that out loud, right?
- She wears her items over and over again. She's a creature of habit. The Oliver Twist jacket makes an appearance. She asked people to comment, but lisps be nice. It must be exhausting being offended by everything.
- More cashmere. Yes I'd agree you look cute Lydia. 15 miles away. In the dark. To a blind person. At night. Behind a wall. In a ditch. With a bag over your head.
- She loves the Isabel Marant blouse she wants to buy it in another print. And the jumper, she wants in other colours. If I throw a lamp at you with you lighten up?
- She's ordered some chunky boots. She acknowledges she's got some weird fitting feet. Preach girrrl Preach. She lisps again let us know our opinion, but be nice. You don’t like drama? Funny how your name comes up as executive producer on every single episode around you!
- She likes the fact these have come from all different stores around the world. Sustai...well, aren’t you just a shiny little hypocrite polished in bullshit!
- She's got back from her hair appointment in London. She's having Dominos. VEG GARDEN. LOL. This is getting pretty awkward for the rest of us now.
- She does a big reveal of her new hair the next day. She fangs it's been 4 months of graft. She has a lot of breakage. It's insane. She feels like me again. She was there for 6 hours. She can now leave it alone. It's been a journey that she's not spoken about it in-depth. Lydia, so I was wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don't show?
- She got home at 11pm so had to have a lay in when everyone else was at work. Goodness that was close. I almost gave a damn.
- She's got Victoria's launch later. She actually bought her flowers. She changes the subject back to her edit and how it's all been a sellout so she'll need a big glass of whispering angel later to celebrate. I bet she spent the whole time at Frow's talking about her Lydia Millen cashmere.
- She thought the last thing she did with Chanel would be more beauty focused. She's always wanted to try their beauty products so they've gifted her them. Just not enough to buy them before though. Did your brain take a laxative because there is a lot of tit coming out of your mouth?
- She says Mr Ali Gordon is in for a treat with the new Chanel massage oil. He's not getting one. He gets to massage her. You’re like a bag of Pampers Lydia. Self absorbed and full of tit.