BloodyBasketCase
Active member
Shes absolutely stark raving mad, delusional. How is this a dream kitchen. Basically you have a BBQ, pizza oven (your going to need a bigger pizza oven love) and some other thingy whatever it is and added some chairs. You will be jumping a wall to get to the area. Your head along with your hair is fried lydia. I have some free advice for you no charge. You dont even have to shower first. Get yourself out of your dressing gown put your sack sage dress and army boots on. Yell at Mr MiIllen Gordon to stop doing whatever hes doing (you are free to use baby talk here if you must) . Get the flashy car and head to your local outdoor place where you will purchase, yes purchase, with your own money, a BBQ, to be perfectly honest you probably only need the pizza oven. Nevertheless splurge on some chairs et voila you have an outdoor kitchen.
Now that wasn't hard was it
But of course if you wanted a really fancy outdoor kitchen so you can entertain all of your (one) friends then I would suggest you do not use the #absolute dream #living your best life #designer #sponsored #affiliated #Ad #moo moo
And in the words of Allo Allo, René Artois,
"You Stupid WOMAN"
She's off her cement tits isn't she? It's the pizza oven that gets me the most. There is no way on gods green earth she is ever going to bother making pizza dough from scratch - not that it is super complicated but she has zero fundamental cooking skills and she can't even make a basic vegetable and chickpea stew without putting in the thermomix.
She's literally buying an outdoor pizza oven to cook frozen pizzas then