Lidl grabbing the umpteenth wine glass, standing in front of the hallway mirror goes, " Mirror, mirror on the wall, who was the prettiest bride of them all".Something like this I imagine
Mirror no.276 wakes up and starts to say the expected line. Then it gets a good look of Lydia in all her Miss.Havisham splendor, does a double take and goes," Oh hell no!! Get me out of here" and then it cracks.
Lydia wakes up Ali and says, "twit, we need another mirror stat. Go beg me a new one. I'm too busy trying to think of other things we did in MY wedding to upstage that Slick Vic".
Ali looks up with a gormless expression on his face and thinks, " God! I should have left with affiliate lynx when I had the chance."
And so they lived happily begging forever after.
THE END