Lydia Millen #29 Dandruff eater, Globy restock cheater, Keyboard warrior deleter.

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OhMyGosh!

HOB said:
Hmm I was just thinking the same. A bit of investigation and lo and behold she has indeed repainted it sage green. Here it was in white. The more she paints sage green the more the sex dungeon living room is going to stick out like a sore thumb
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Mind=blown. Just wow... she really doesn't have a life does she?
 
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Dollyyy1984

Lydia does not seem to know what her brand is. All you have missed is her launching her brand, which was a flop. She is selling a tanning mit, exfoliator etc for £50 and claiming it’s luxury. It’s not it’s tut and bought cheap from China. People we’re not buying the product and then suddenly she claimed it was sold out and had to be re stocked, which we all know was total b.s.
She was getting negative feedback so disabled comments! Flick through the last thread if you fancy. Good chuckle it sums the brand up brilliantly!
 
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Bellsandbuttercup


I just saw this image on a Facebook group which makes fun of bad advertising. It had the caption “nothing says delicious chicken like a rusty old knife and a medicine ball”. Maybe I should post lydia sitting next to her pot “Nothing says a glowing smooth complexion like a rusty old cracked pot”
 
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Oops...

Glo is short for Gloria. She doesn’t like the colour of her old name any more so she has changed it to Glo Linen Milliner-Hat. It’s a Farrow and Ball name and she will probably keep it...weeeeerrrrll for at least the next week or so.
 
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Tonyreno99

HOB said:
Hmm I was just thinking the same. A bit of investigation and lo and behold she has indeed repainted it sage green. Here it was in white. The more she paints sage green the more the sex dungeon living room is going to stick out like a sore thumb
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this woman, ffs

OhMyGosh! said:
Mind=blown. Just wow... she really doesn't have a life does she?
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she is the epitome of keeping up with the Jones' (or Josie's). How utterly sad.
 
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Miss Trunchbull

Bless
 
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Lola Faith

next thread has to say something about keeping up with the Josie's !

After spending ages telling us all how she loves everything in black and white, remember she had it all painted white recently in the hall as it was previously painted some other colour, maybe it was grey, I can't be bothered to look. Now she's changed tack again and wants everything in green because she loves the tones! Imagine when they sell the bungalow the new owners will be scraping a hundred layers of paint off!
 
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mhannah89

HOB said:
If you want to even try and uphold this lady of the manor facade Lidl I would suggest you at least learn how to hold a wine glass correctly, i.e by the stem; but to be fair I suppose they never taught you that in Ibiza
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Did she even take a ship? she literally opened her mouth straight after without swallowing..
 
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Oops...

mhannah89 said:
Did she even take a ship? she literally opened her mouth straight after without swallowing..
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Yes, she took a slow boat to China to visit the factory where her plastic mitts came from...
 
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Sw4

Ali looks stressed at the bbq, he's clearly never done this before but Lydia is making him do this in another quest to emulate the Josies.

I hope this Ken dude is charging triple what he charges normally to do all this repainting. Surely it can't be a freebie right?
 
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Miscanthus

Where do you live? I'm on my way
 
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BeccaBanana

Petty pet said:
Do we know what happened to the cat? It was shot? And she didn’t even like her? Give me more.
Did you see the awful cat pictures Ali got them. They were awful.
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They’ve never confirmed but Ali has said they are sure what happened to him and they believe he is dead. My guess, he was shot by a farmer who would be perfectly entitled to (not that I agree with it and I feel really sorry for Lynx) but these two idiots were told over and over again by viewers, not to let bengals just roam wherever especially as they live rurally with farmers!! Their fault, and they still let Lumi out to just roam - did they not learn?!!

Yes those cat pictures
 
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Smithsmile

I’m still giggling at the ‘atrium.’

We should do a bingo master list of Lidl’s dumb words for her house. I’ve got:

Atrium,
The grounds,
The woodlands,
Mudroom,
Porch
 
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