This has ended me tonight. You've gotta be kidding it's either that wench top or her white H&M dress
Take a shot every time that fan girl says ‘actually’ and ‘obviously’I'm tired of these YouTubers begging for a Lidl retweet. I urge everyone leaving a comment saying that. It's a kiss of death.
Given that, isn’t it weird the sort of brands pay for her to promote them, you’d think they’d do that sort of due diligence. I find it fascinating that brands throw money at this sort of marketing without having to really justify it... the whole frow Bentley thing for example... what’s that all about?Going through her followers’ accounts I finally understand why she only stocked up on 2300 kits. The demographics are such that even if some of them are somewhat real followers, as there are a lot of photographers, jewellery makers, small business owners, microinflunzas, all of which expect a follow-for-follow, or a bit of exposure, the majority is not in Globy’s target audience. I have no idea, what she’s talking about, when she says she was surprised her subs are not skinny and white, like her. I mean, I do not have access to her stats, but even this quick scroll through subs list clearly shows there is no market for tanning mitt.
This is hilarious. That effing wench marshmallow topThis has ended me tonight. You've gotta be kidding it's either that wench top or her white H&M dress
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Ugh please don't get me started on that Grey area boring greasy dreary horse toothed overbearing bored overbearing housewife who even named her child Grey...At least Lily Pebbles can take comfort that Lydia is now the flop Queen
She is such a crawler though. Leaves arse lick comments. Every. Single. Vlog. Get a life ffs.This has ended me tonight. You've gotta be kidding it's either that wench top or her white H&M dress
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Thanks @Elle Belle ! I'm glad that Lydia Elise Millen not been feeling well. I hope she called a team meeting to discuss what went wrong with Glo by Lydia, listed lessons learnt and how she would improve if there is a next time. I hope she apologised for causing everybody so much stress and gave them a bonus. I hope she lay awake at night, embarrassed at the overcharging, lack of research, failure to plan, deleting complaints, ignoring the fallout. But I doubt it. She's somebody who sails through life, blaming others and letting them do the work, getting them to clear up the mess she creates. She's unbearable, unlikable and disgusting.Vlog - Thursday 02.07.20 (Late but Lydia has no concept of time. Or reality).
- 2 seconds in and I want to drop kick her. The baby voice to Lumi is unbearable. Now Ali is starting to use a baby voice. I want to drop kick him too. I'm not a violent person by any means, but I've hit the point that I definitely would, although I wouldn't want to catch stupid.
- It's sunny outside so she wants to get all ready - a full tan, full makeup 'for the pea'. Not actually sure of the logic behind this in an actual heatwave, but I guess you're never too old to learn something stupid.
- She wants to try St Tropez's extra dark tan next. She acknowledges 'the way she does her tan she has it nailed'. I mean Jesus got nailed to the cross. And that didn't end well either. She uses different tans for different outfits. She's literally erratic. Over a million sperm and you was the first to hit the egg Lydia?
- She finds it easy to talk about things she loves. That'll explain why there was only one fleeting mention of Glóby tanning shit-kit in a 30 minute vlog. On fake tan. That makes sense. You've got the marketing skills of a crayon Lydia.
- Her in a bikini is just for 'our viewing pleasure'. This along with her highlighting her feet are gross right now. I take no pleasure in gauging my eyes out Lydia.
- St Tropez packaging is recyclable did you know? Tell me again about Glóby packaging Lydia? I can't quite read the composition on your website.
- Her one daily task is painting cardboard. They're all white. Standard. Ali's daily fifty-seven tasks are doing more flowerbeds and putting up lights. Ken is coming back. She states he's allowed her to 'smash his balls'. Ali must be thanking his lucky stars that his balls are getting a day off.
- She's taken a few days off as she was not feeling well. So unwell she didn't even fake tan. All that amazing feedback must have really got to you Lydia? Seems like you had a case of being a lil bitch.
- She shouldn't be vlogging as she has 2 virtual appointments but she's fitting us in. A whole 2 appointments. Definition of girl boss right there. Or not.
- More St Tropez. She looks orange but she highlights it looks darker in real life. You're meant to leave it on for 3 hours for the darkest tan. She leaves it on for 8 hours. I'm not going to insult you Lydia, I won’t do as good a job as nature *sorry fake tan.
- St Tropez have a 1/3rd off at Boots currently. Laters Cult Beauty. It's a good job really, her first 500 *59 customers who received a free sample currently only have one tanned leg and one tanned arm so need this discount. Pronto.
- She was going to buy the courtyard limestone flooring but 'they ended up working with us'. After beg #57. Freebies can't buy happiness, but it sure makes living with misery easier, hey Lydia?
- Her Wisteria are living their best life. One isn't thriving though. She's cheering the underdog on. Us too Lydia. We even made Ali his own thread.
Overdue appointment for more fillers... lumps and bumps matche that solidified and scar tissued cleavage...barfI see she still hasn’t changed her dressand what are those dents in her chin? (Dress is very chewy white)
OVEN MITT.. I'm dying!!!Totally get what you are saying but the thing for me is respecting your subbies. Lailla Mirza? (sic?) I stopped by her channel recently and her shopping habits crazy BUT she was asking her subs if they would prefer raffle one off giveaway of Cartier bracelet or necklace? No hype, no leadup just a respectful ask at the end of a vlog to thank her subbies and the gift reflected her lifestyle and her budget. It seemed generous at the time but now I respect her hugely in face of this epic f**** you, take your oven mitt and UNFOLLOW.
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Please do, the more the better. There is a lily pebbles threadUgh please don't get me started on that Grey area boring greasy dreary horse toothed overbearing bored overbearing housewife who even named her child Grey...
I think she’s being sarcastic........She is such a crawler though. Leaves arse lick comments. Every. Single. Vlog. Get a life ffs.
I thought the exact same thingLydia: For the first time EVER, I can do my tan routine with my globy mits!
Apart from the tan routine she posted a couple of months ago using the globy mits
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