Lydia Millen #204 So borin, we're all snorin zzzz

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I’m finally watching it now 😂. One minute we don’t want to move now this vlog admitting it .

Id imagine Ali would love the separate dwelling on the next purchase lyds. You could have purchased the rectory if you had of beaten Josie to it and found more ££££ and put Ali in the coach house !

she can’t get over her luck in the bunga having some wraparound land that has allowed her to copy fellow popular vloggers and use the garden as content and for a new direction . Comprende lyds!

“this property doesn’t have everything we now want” . Aka there’s no thatched roof and Cotswold stone 😂
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“Nobody helps me with my kitchen garden, just because o don’t share it , it doesn’t mean I’ve got someone else doing the work”

nooo of course not lyds. We understand you are single handedly to blame for all the dead plants and failed seedlings 😂
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God the basement!. She has pedestrianised it !. Just needs a couple of sets of road signs , maybe a bike lane 😂
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She wants a grand piano 😂 not that they can play it . Lyds you need an electric grand piano, Yamaha make them with lights which flash and you press the corresponding button - don’t buy a proper piano when you can’t bloody play one ! At least buy something you can have some fun with not another ornament

she says “mon dieu “ ok Del Boy, I can’t even spell it 😂
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She is definitely the most entertaining person to watch right now as in the one you can have most fun taking the p&ss out of 😂
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So the evergreen author , lady of the garden has had Ali “clean out her pots of soil “…. Ok…… whilst you were wrapped in Terry towelling lying on sofa I guess?
 
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She’s taken up my tips I’ve posted her to size up - she’s gone up to a small in a shirt , she’s thinking ahead , to menopausal times when there is also less income . Try a medium lyds , 😉 that’s a safe bet for future proofing your cosplay posh person wardrobe

goodness me, we are now onto lingerie. Yikes poor Ali ! . It’s all nude opaque stretchy stuff. Not a scrap of lace in sight so far .
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Omg I can see her nips!

how can we go from opera gloves and lady Caernarfon to THIS!
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It’s not a very big lounge is it . I’ve never noticed before .
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She deliberately doesn’t throw open the green door to let porter i think because the other side of the door is a completely different colour 😂
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It seems Ali isn’t keen on having to work and change the light switches which are too shiny for madams new found taste . Too right lids, get the sparky to work , make him earn his keep !
 

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I think she’s been on a sunbed. She knew she has to do a reel in lingerie, hasn’t been on hot holiday in yonks so is pale and is not a fake tan user now that she’s in her ‘old-money era so probably decided to do a couple of sunbed sessions hence her mentioning/lying that she got a tan while gardening and also buying Aloe Vera (for the post sunbed burn). She claimed she just likes using aloe vera gel after gardening 😂. She lives in England, not the Mediterranean. Also, on sunbeds, your stomach is always browner as when you lie down, a shadow from your face falls onto your chest and shoulders whereas the ribcage area sticks out and is the most exposed to the UV bulbs. She did say her midriff is more tanned.
Controversial opinion but lying in a sunbed is just the same as lying in the sun (there is scientifically no difference, healthwise). Society will come out with pitchforks at people who use them but will ‘like’ a photo on instagram of someone laying on the beach in a bikini without SPF on, actively catching a tan. So I get why she would lie about going on a sunbed but why do I wish someone would catch her and take a photo of her entering a sunbed salon for the internet to scathe her for hypocrisy 🙈😅. She’ll take whatever vitamins and home made mayo to be healthy but then go lay on a sunbed 🤔!
 
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Crazy kids….Lockdown had a lot to answer for.
 

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Did she really say they strategically hide the dog pee stains on the carpet, and will not worry about them until its bothering her. Buy a bloody Bissel or Vax machine you dirty cow and clean the dog pee when they have an accident, plus disinfect the area afterwards, she's so lazy.

Also according to her a busy day is editing and being fitted for a dress, gimmie strength 🙄
 
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does she/they actually have any friends? new ish watcher but I’ve literally never seen her with anyone else except at work events
 
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does she/they actually have any friends? new ish watcher but I’ve literally never seen her with anyone else except at work events
Nah! If the Lil fella wasn’t there or Cawwie, she couldn’t fill a bistro set.
 
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Whatever Green…

My last book has a sequel
It’s called ‘Whatever Green’
Its all about the truth I tell
And all things in between
Its all about the friends I’ve made
Along life’s merry way
Its all about the subterfuge
That I bring into play
My boozing days have got to stop
So I won’t touch a single drop
Until I get my manor house
With moorland hens and strutting grouse
The Borders life will suit me fine
Its cheaper - I can brew fine wine…
I’ll buy a rectory sold for buttons
With secret cellars built for gluttons
And there I’ll sleep my life away
In dressing gowns for plaid cosplay…
 
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"Rustic interior" is Lydia's goal for The Bunga.

The red-brick very UNRUSTIC new build Bunga.
Fake fake fakety FAKE.

Lid-deeeeee-yaaaah, you cannot afford a pool.
You cannot afford to renovate unless it is sponsored.
You cannot afford to move to The Cotswolds.
You cannot afford to go on holiday unless it is sponsored.
Just stop.
 
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Looks like the perfect basement car park ... 😂

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Basement car park. Hmmm. Just paaaahfekt for Ali, no need for the Lil Felluh to leave the house ... the car park has come to him ! Imagine all the photoshoots he will have... AT HOME !
And there are more than enough walls for him to lean on.
Bravo Lyds. 🤭

I'm sorry, but the basement looks horrible. The floor will be so hard and cold under foot. What an absolute waste of space.

And this wall is for the PIANO !!!!
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Pretentious heifer.

She's copying Josie even more talking to the dogs.
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Perfect screenshots
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She repainted over a dark coloured living room for another dark coloured living room! The colours are different, yes, but sort of look practically the same! If that makes sense…probably not! 😅 Put it this way they are both dark colours!


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Imo, the living room looks cheap and clutttered. The Louis Vuitton trunk can't rescue the room from looking so cheap.
There are way too many couches and knick knacks for the size of this room. And it's a good-sized room ! Just too busy.
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The 'Princess Diana' table 🤭 🤭 🤭 🤭


And with the room being so dark, combined with the lighting, the bookcase looks orange ... to match Lydia's hair colour ??? ( Lydia's favourite colour).
We know Lydia loves everything to be matchy matchy.

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She talks about dog wee all over carpet and house and those awful stains on the ottoman. It’s quite unbelievable. My dog has a wee accidentally and out comes the carpet cleaner immediately and it’s washed plus regular carpet cleaning done at least 3 times a year. I just can’t believe the ottoman full of stains then she’s worried about fingerprints on a light switch. Lydia you mucky cow. Honestly. Bet their bunga stinks.
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Then she wears opera gloves for a gala. You need to get out the marigolds, love. Clean your mucky tit tip.
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Oh “goodness me” can I just say orange pine is so 1980s. Absolutely hideous wall unit and overpowers that lounge. God get rid of that ceiling light too. It’s awful. Stop cosplaying Jackie Kennedy and James Bond you cringey pair of pricks.
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Sorry for rant but what is it with the ikea sofa??? Why don’t they have a nice new one?????? It’s hideous and throwing covers on it still doesn’t hide the fact that my sofa is better than hers! All that fussing around with old books and branches doesn’t polish enough turds in that bunga.
 
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Imo, the living room looks cheap and clutttered. The Louis Vuitton trunk can't rescue the room from looking so cheap.
There are way too many couches and knick knacks for the size of this room. And it's a good-sized room ! Just too busy.
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The 'Princess Diana' table 🤭 🤭 🤭 🤭


And with the room being so dark, combined with the lighting, the bookcase looks orange ... to match Lydia's hair colour ??? ( Lydia's favourite colour).
We know Lydia loves everything to be matchy matchy.

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That trunk needs to go it clashes with the rest of the room.
 
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Why does she have to convince Ali to change the lights. If my bf was a tradesman he’d be jumping at the chance to fix soemthing for cheaper. If I can save money but learning myself or having my qualified partner do it why not … I do think this about most of their renovation work surely Ali could’ve done a lot of stuff?
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I honestly don’t understand redoing a house for almost 7 years knowing you want to move soon
 
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She talks about dog wee all over carpet and house and those awful stains on the ottoman. It’s quite unbelievable. My dog has a wee accidentally and out comes the carpet cleaner immediately and it’s washed plus regular carpet cleaning done at least 3 times a year. I just can’t believe the ottoman full of stains then she’s worried about fingerprints on a light switch. Lydia you mucky cow. Honestly. Bet their bunga stinks.
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Then she wears opera gloves for a gala. You need to get out the marigolds, love. Clean your mucky tit tip.
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Oh “goodness me” can I just say orange pine is so 1980s. Absolutely hideous wall unit and overpowers that lounge. God get rid of that ceiling light too. It’s awful. Stop cosplaying Jackie Kennedy and James Bond you cringey pair of pricks.
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Sorry for rant but what is it with the ikea sofa??? Why don’t they have a nice new one?????? It’s hideous and throwing covers on it still doesn’t hide the fact that my sofa is better than hers! All that fussing around with old books and branches doesn’t polish enough turds in that bunga.
I could not believe that she displayed one of the books ( a blue one) upside down. It is so tasteless to use books as decoration and reflects Lydia’s lack of intellect.
 
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