She barely wore anything in Ibiza...lolI'll never NOT find their signet rings absolutely hilarious/pathetic. It's such a blatant, cringeworthy attempt at social climbing.........I don't recall her wearing one in her Ibiza Shot Girl days......
---The jawline is nonexistent. From one photo to the next her nose, teeth, and jawline are not the same. I think that she is wearing extensions again in the back. She has more length, too. Her lips are huge.
Maybe Lydiot is part chipmunk/squirrel and part Italian.
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---The jawline is nonexistent. From one photo to the next her nose, teeth, and jawline are not the same. I think that she is wearing extensions again in the back. She has more length, too. Her lips are huge.
Maybe Lydiot is part chipmunk/squirrel and part Italian.
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The real turn off for me is that he is dumber than a box of rocks. He could barely do up the trench coat. My favorite photo of him is the one where he is looking at the leather hole punch. The tool was totally baffled and amazed at the leather hole punch tool. The look on his face. I was expecting smoke to start coming out of his ears.Maybe, pretty sure he thinks if he left her she would make his life a living hell. I used to wish he would skip off into the sunset with a sweet and sexy young thing however that ship has sailed, madam has sucked the life force from him, he s now just a shell of a man. Also, it s safe to say no one would be interested in him all the while he s dressed in ginger.
Drat! His manifestation skills failed again! He asked for an ice cream…Why is lil prat licking his teacup?
Thing is, her house was actually nice when she did the first or even second redo. Nobody was trying to cover up the fact it’s a modern built bungalow. But once she got the greenhouse and started greenifying the whole place, calling rooms wings and added the McD arches is when she fkd up. And she knows it. That’s why this flaming wreck will never be a return on investment sort of deal.So plainly copying exactly what's at the country hotel right into the modern day shiny new bungalow. That's the extent of knowledge she has of interiors, if it looks remotely pretentious then that will make the bunga look like Josie's house. At the time of buying though she (not he) loved the sheer modernity of it. The smiley voice is such pretence, it's not who you are and you need to be banned from fooling everyone (not everyone mind you - not the prat Ali, he ain't fooled - he freaking knows you). Well a work trip as opposed to going away together, dressed up as if you were at Comicon.
There's definitely a grey undertone.The sitting room is now sludge green folks.
I think they might be the same lights as Josie…The sitting room is now sludge green folks. View attachment 2957069
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There's definitely a grey undertone.
I wonder if Lydia used Josie's Affiliate link for the light fitting ...I think they might be the same lights as Josie…
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Absolutely! Lids with her stable boy outfit and Ali misusing his cutlery and looking out of depth in his surroundings……
Argh! He’s holing his knife like a pen!!! Just awful table etiquette!Absolutely! Lids with her stable boy outfit and Ali misusing his cutlery and looking out of depth in his surroundings……
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It's so telling.Argh! He’s holing his knife like a pen!!! Just awful table etiquette!
The Garden Gnome should have asked for a booster chair or at least a couple of phone books. Shoe lifts don't help when you sit down.Absolutely! Lids with her stable boy outfit and Ali misusing his cutlery and looking out of depth in his surroundings……
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Remember when they were in NYC and Ali was the photographer? On a crowded corner he was crouched down (for a low shot of Lydiot to make her look tall) with a leg extended for balance. Holding the camera vertical using one hand and the backpack for equipment finished off the costume. He really makes me gag.Has Lips been told to act out that he’s Elsie’s own personal camera man during their stay? Him charging round filming the flower beds as soon as they got outside was embarrassing. He looked utterly ridiculous creating a stir where none was necessary. Also on the shooting range. He looked like a 1930’s camera hack from an Al Capone movie. He was a bloke on a shooting range dressed like an unsuccessful detective. Not a good look.
Remember? It is etched on my scarred retinas! Forgive me shamelessly stealing this; but - he really does put an ‘ick’ in every box doesn’t he?The Garden Gnome should have asked for a booster chair or at least a couple of phone books. Shoe lifts don't help when you sit down.
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Remember when they were in NYC and Ali was the photographer? On a crowded corner he was crouched down (for a low shot of Lydiot to make her look tall) with a leg extended for balance. Holding the camera vertical using one hand and the backpack for equipment finished off the costume. He really makes me gag.
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