Good morning and welcome to today
Have you noticed how some people
really milk a free cruise? There they are reclinging to everything in order not to get off the boat. When you have one job which specifies half an hours work per week (at most) and you are unable to successfully execute that commitment because your list of jobs around your three storey cottage is soooooo huge that you cannot find time to do your half hour job, I suppose you are going to
really push the boat out when you get gifted a free cruise.
I mean, hanging your over-packed clothes with such precision is a time consuming event. Then eating all the food on eight decks followed by all the rum cake you can gorge on is tiring. Then reading the entire cruise brochure out loud as if you’d written it yourself - werrrrllll that takes brainpower and serious elecutory panache. Voice over skill is not a forte to be claimed lightly - as we all heard.
Tottering around the poop deck in your sockless brogues wearing a chief around your neck is hard and not for spineless wimps. Old Salty the Sea Dog and his geriatric wardrobe of ginger delights might be with us for many weeks to come. It’s a good way to spend Easter though isn’t it?
Peace, piece, peas
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